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final thoughts; x title match rp #3
Topic Started: Jan 16 2008, 05:06 PM (65 Views)
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(the scene opens to show the inside of a house. the room shown is littered with beer bottles and empty bottles of liquor. it seems that there was a party thrown the night before. the camera then pans to a closed door. the scene cuts to inside the room. "Irish" Ian Chadwick is seen laying in bed with what appers to be a woman with the blankets over her head. Ian is already awake. he sits up in the bed and nudgges the woman.)

Chadwick: Maggie, get up.

Woman: (grunts then mumbles) No, I'm tired.

Chadwick: I said get up. It's time to clean.

Woman: FINE!

(Ian gets up and puts a pair of khaki pants on. The woman gets up wearing nothing. She puts her underwear and a skirt on and walks out of the room. Ian follows behind her and sits on the couch. He reaches for a pack of Marlboro Lights, takes one out, and lights it up.)

Chadwick: I'm going to get right down to buisness here. First, I would like to address The Pablo. I appresiate your condolinces on my up bringing, but I'm not a gypsy. I was born and raised in the USA, my friend. My parents were from Ireland, Belfaust more specificlly. It was quite humorous, though. I also took what you said about letting me and the fat man beat the *bleep* out of eachother into consideration. What makes you so special that you shouldn't catch a beat down. If I was you I wouldn't of said anything. I would have let me and the fat man pound eachother untill there was nothing left, then coast your way into X-Division Supremecy. But you had to open your mouth. Now your in my crosshairs, too. I hope your happy with your desicion, Pablo, because it might have cost you the title.

Now onto The Fat Man Jello Ass Sawyer. First, I would just like to know if you work 50 hours at a factory or whatever, how did you have time to record two promo videos? More the point, how did you find time to train? He say you are more muscle than fat? Who are you trying to convince? I've seen your photos, and your promos, and I've traded blows with you. Your a discusting fat body. You were right about one thing though. I am a superior athlete. That whole you have more stamina thing, though, I don't know about. Even Offensive Linemen in the NFL don't have that great of stamina and theyy're three times the athlete you are. Don't let the cigerette smoking fool you, fat man. I'm in supreme shape. Also, I never said I was wrongfully thrown out of boxing. I kicked a referee in the nuts, I think that constitutes a life time ban. The mat wrestling thing you have a little bit of a point about, though. As much as I've been training in Greco-Roman Wrestling, thats what yout natural instincts tell you to do. I am not a hardcore wrestler. I never gave you any reason to think that. I'm an athlete, in more ways than one. I've been dealing with people like you my whole life, Jello Ass. He try to condisend people with big words and act like your smarter than everyone because your unpopular. No girls wanted to kiss you in high school, your probably still a virgin. (laughs histerecly) I sure hope not. Hey, if you are, I could help you out. I'm not afraid of you fat man. All thoough I have contridicted myself a few times, the message is still the same. Your in for the fight of your life, so I hope your prepared.

(he puts his cigerette out and turns to the woman cleaning the house)

Maggie! Get over here!

(she comes over and sits on his lap)

Now, I've got some buisness to take care of. You want to watch, Jello Ass? Maybe you can take some pointers.

(the woman and him laugh as they start to kiss and undress eacother. then the scene fades out)
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