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More American than You pt1; WC vs LM vs WoMD 1/3 : The Intro
Topic Started: Jan 18 2008, 06:12 AM (94 Views)
ArabianDream
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<center>::”This is how you remind me” by Nickelback begins to play as CZW starts and we see clips from the previous Warzone’s matches. As the clips begin to wrap up, We see two stars jump into the ring and attack the Alaskan Warriors. A complete beat down of two defenseless stars and then another team comes in to save the Warriors. The screen finishes the scene and we cut into the Idaho Center and we see the new tag team that interfered in the other nights match standing in the hallway. Altair, the smaller of the two, is standing near a water jug wearing a traditional Arabian robe of white with a matching head piece. His headpiece is wrapped with a gold rope that holds it tight onto his hands. The second warrior we see is much taller, nearly a foot maybe a foot and a half taller than his smaller counterpart. He is wearing a less respectful of Arabian garb as he merely is wearing black pants that are very loose fitting with a top similar to Altairs, but not a robe and is only a shirt. They are speaking in Arabic to each other.::
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Altair ||| Arabian Prince
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Hamuza, We must try to speak this degrading native tongue of these filthy Americans. Regardless of how we feel my friend, we must show little respect because we are visitors of this country. My friend, you were really beastly to those infidels Alaska Warriors. They did not know what to expect, quite the comedy if you ask me.

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::Hamuza musters a giant barbaric laugh. It forces a few people lingering in the hall to turn with concern. Altair laughs himself as he fills a small cone shaped cup with water. He hands to Hamuza and nods to him. They both sip the water and both peoples faces grow with disgust::
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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
What is this *begins to speak Arabic*, I mean… What is this disgusting beverage? It taste like it has been soaking hand guns inside this jug.

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::Hamuza, equally disgusted slings the jug from the table and it flies down the hall. It crashed onto a door, the jug explodes and water goes everywhere. Soon, Haywire appears in the opening of the door and peers out. He straightens his suit and walks down the hall::
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Haywire ||| CZW General Manager</br>
HELLO! I….AM….HAYWIRE….GENERAL….MANAGER….OF….COMBAT….WRESTLIN…

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::Speaks in Arabic to Haywire, who being interrupted doesn’t like the feeling. He looks agitated and starts to talk again::
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Haywire ||| CZW General Manager</br>
WELCOME…..TO…..AMERICA…..CAN….I…..HELP….YOU…WITH….

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::Hamuza begins to get fed up with the ill treatment and runs his hand in front of his face removing his hair from it. He walks and looks down at Haywire. Haywire is clearly beginning to perspire at this point and runs his hand on his neck. Altair places his hand on the chest of Hamuza, instantly calming the beast. Hamuza musters another deep laugh causing Haywire to shudder a little. Altair can’t help but chuckle::
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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Calm down my friend, This man is not the one who will feel your rage. ::Altair looks at Haywire:: You sir, You talk to me and my friend as if we are ignorant, or as you Americans say… retarded? We are neither and you will address us like we are human Mr. GM.You will find that we may respect our Arabian Heritage but we are just like any other american. Despite the fact that Hamuza does not speak the language well...in most cases, we are more american than many of those infidels who claim to be american.

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Haywire ||| CZW General Manager</br>
I apologize, I just… I didn’t know if he spoke English…I saw you speak at Warzone, I just didn’t mean to be rud…

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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
He understands English more than most of these Americans here understand the language. We are not some foreigners who just happened to stumble into America my friend. Let me reiterate, We ARE more american than half those slobs that fill the seats week in and week out. We are a couple of foreigners who come to America with a purpose. A single purpose. A purpose that two of your superstars know about first hand. You know exactly who I am talking about, Ice Breaker and Glacier. Did you see the force that Hamuza here showed out there. You cannot tell me that any of your filthy americans could do what he did. Not a one.

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Haywire ||| CZW General Manager</br>
My apologies… Please let me try this again... Welcome to the CZW. Is there anything that we can do for you?

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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Nothing. We don’t need anything from you, we are not like these obese Americans who expect everything handed to them supersized with extra fries. No no, we can fend for ourselves Mr. GM. Do not be afraid my friend, We will not hurt those that are not standing in our way. We are not like your president who sends soldiers into our land to kill innocents… No no, We are not like him at all. You can rest at ease, we may not like this pitiful country but we will show respect to those whom earn it.

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Haywire ||| CZW General Manager</br>
That’s…. That’s good to hear. I bet he’s pretty…. Uhm… yea…I’d hate to piss him off…

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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Haha, You like my friend do you? Do not worry, He is not as ill-tempered as you may believe. As long as you show respect. My people are big on respect and we give it where it is due. You know Mr. Wire, We are facing two teams. One team is a bunch of white boys that want to be from Africa. We saw them coming out talking, and lets say that Hamuza here has much more knowledge of the engrish language then those two… those two… what’s a word to express disgust… something that means they are not fit to wrestle… How do you say that in America?

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Haywire ||| CZW General Manager</br>
You mean, Chump?

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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Ah Yes! Indeed, These men are Chunps. I can honestly tell you, I do not know what they said. Do they speak English? All I heard was a bunch of... a bunch of... *speaks arabic* Anyway, that doesn’t matter because these two… chunps, they will not be talking much after myself and Hamuza here smash their pretty white faces in. It will be like a vase. A smashing of a pretty vase. Don’t you agree Hamuza.

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::Hamuza grins and grunts as his eyes are still fixated on Haywire. Altair grins and looks back up at Haywire.::
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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Our other opponent, They are foreign also are they not. Spain is their country of origin I do believe. Am I right Haywire?

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Haywire ||| CZW General Manager</br>
Well actually they are from Mexico but they live in San Antonio…

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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Interesting… So they are from Mexico. I can imagine they will agree with us about that filthy white trash we are all climbing into the ring with. I mean, They are Mexican, and isn't there a rumor about Mexican people disliking White people? I forget. Still. I am sure we will both agree to hate that white trash we are in the ring with. They disgrace America, I am sure the American people will find Hamuza here more American than those garbage, but the Mexicans, they are of interest. They are small, very small but I have studied that art of Mexican fighting… How you say… Lucha Libre? Yes, Altair knows of this fighting style, so do not expect me to be surprised little tortilla boy. Hamuza here, he doesn’t do so much of the lucha libre, he only smashes faces. Right Hamuza?

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::Hamuza smiles and flips the hair from his face that has slowly crept onto his forehead. He then with a mighty force drives his forearm through the table that they have been standing next to. The table smashes in half, Haywire jumps back in surprise, Hamuza only laughs at the damage, a table snapped like a toothpick, the metal frame bent. Altair joins him in a laugh and Haywire cautiously laughs with them.::
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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Very nice, you see little tortilla boys. You are small like that table, and Hamuza... He likes to smash things. That is not a good mix. Come to think of it, the white devils we fight…they too are small. Should I even show up? I am sure Hamuza could smash all 4 of them himself. We are a very simple people Haywire, Very simple… Simply, we like to fight. We came to this filthy place to fight and we plan on fighting, week in and week out. I mean, with a man as big as Hamuza here, what else would u come to America to do? We surely have not come to destroy any buildings… Or have we?!

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::Altair begins laughing and pats Hamuza who walks off with Altair. Haywire begins to cautiously nod::
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Altair ||| Arabian Prince</br>
Good day Haywire…

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::Altair and Hamuza walk off down the hall. Haywire looks down at the table that Hamuza had smashed and then down the hall where they walked off to. He rubs the back of his neck and walks back toward his office, muttering something that can’t be heard. As the camera zooms in on the table that was smashed, our commentators begin to speak::
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Jarred Daniels ||| The Good Guy</br>
Well, That was something. Hamuza has got to be the biggest guy I’ve ever seen.

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William Masters ||| The Bad Guy</br>
And you’ve seen a lot of guys haven’t you!

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Jarred Daniels ||| The Good Guy</br>
Oh shut up! think about it… He has almost a foot and a half on everyone in the ring this week. This will be a tough match for Lagartos Mexicanos and Wrecking Crew. They will need to try and cut Hamura down to size.

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William Masters ||| The Bad Guy</br>
I’ll agree, Hamura is a beast of a man and his partner is no pushover either. I can’t wait to see these two guys in the ring.

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Jarred Daniels ||| The Good Guy</br>
I do get uncomfortable with them being around. It’s just a matter of time before they run out here with a bomb strapped to their chest…

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William Masters ||| The Bad Guy</br>
That’s a wee bit of a stereotype isn’t it Jarred. I mean they got a job so clearly they aren’t that bad. I mean, sure they are a little rough around the edges but you shouldn’t discriminate against them because they are from Arabia.

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Jarred Daniels ||| The Good Guy</br>
They bring in on themselves… You heard him clowning about blowing up stuff…

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William Masters ||| The Bad Guy</br>
I think it’s just a sign that he can deal with the discrimination. You are always so literal…I may be rude but atleast I don’t “dis” someones heritage.

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Jarred Daniels ||| The Good Guy
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Did you just say “Dis”?

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William Masters ||| The Bad Guy
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Sure did, Thought I’d try out the talking styles of The Wrecking Crew.

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Jarred Daniels ||| The Good Guy
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You sounded retarded. Anyway, Folks we will be back after this word from our sponsors.

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::The screen finally fades out on our commenting crew. They continue their arguement as the screen is fading out. Before completely blacking out, they take us to the destruction caused by Weapons of Mass Destruction. They zoom in on the table and then move over to the water jug that is completely split and a janitor is now mopping up the remnants of the puddle.::
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