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Look out esse...; Lagartos Mexicanos RP 1
Topic Started: Jan 18 2008, 07:18 PM (257 Views)
Lagartos Mexicanos
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Lagartos Mexicanos RP 1

The scene takes place pre WarZone on the same day but a warm up show. The camera comes in showing the CZW commentators Daniels ad Masters. Nickleback plays as the crowd roars. The camera gets set on the two as they begin to talk

Daniels: Hi folks, welcome back, now, lets talk about the tag division.

Masters: Sure Daniels, it's full of carnage and I like it

Daniels: I think the tag team division has got so interesting over the past week, look at that attack on the new champions for a start, what an impact the Weapons of Mass Destruction, as they like to be called, made

Masters: They sure did, what a monster that Hamuza guy is, he is nearly as big as me Daniels

Daniels: Yes, nearly...Anyway, I heard a rumour that there is another new tag team joining us tonight

Masters: Let me guess, Japanese, Chinese, Brazilian or Uzbeckhistanian?

Daniels: Uzbeckistanian, is that a nationality?

Masters: I don't know, is Arabian a nationality?

Daniels: Anyway, they are called Lagartos Mexicanos, from Mexico

Masters: Wow, your Spanish is better than your English, anyway, they better be good as they are booked to fight in a triple threat tag team match tonight

Daniels: That is right, it will be the team of James Douglas & Chase Williams, The New Age Wrecking Crew v.s the team of Altair & Hamuza, Weapons of Mass Destruction v.s the team of Victor Berrero & Miguel Suarez, Lagartos Mexicanos, in a triple threat tag team match, how big is THAT

Masters: Not as big as Hamuza, he is heavier than the others put together

Daniels: Very true, he sure is a big man...

Masters: Calm down son, don't let your blood boil, I doubt he swings your way

Daniels: No...I didn't mean it like...That

Masters: Sure whatever

Daniels: Anyway, folks I apologise for my ludicrous partner, he hasn't taken his required medication, anyway, I can't wait to see that match

At that moment the titontron switches to a scene backstage. The crowd go silent noticing the change in scene. The camera is fixated on an image of a locker room door. As the camera sits there with no movement, just staring, we see that the locker room is the owned room of the new GWA team, Lagartos Mexicanos, the crowd cheers with antiscipation of witnessing the first scene with the Mexican newcomers. The camera gets closer as the people in the arena start to get anxious. Suddenly the locker room door swings open as the camera man gets smashed in the face, signalling another camera to appear. It closes in as we see the new team. They are laughing and pointing at the injured cameraman. Victor starts to talk.

Vic: Oh sorry did that hurt homes, levantese el gatito, right in the face esse, high five homes

They both high five each other

Miguel: Yeah nice shot man, yeah were going love it here Vic, all yo chicos better watch out, Lagartos Mexicanos just arrived esse

Vic: Yeah I am Victor Barrero and this is my partner Miguel Suarez, we like to mix it up abit esse, if there is trouble in town, it is because we caused it, we do what we want, when we want homes,

They are both walking down the corridor outside the locker rooms as they look at the camera to speak

Miguel: Vivomos para el momento, we live for the moment, so watch out esse

Vic: We are ready to make an impact in this joint esse, starting tonight

Miguel: Yeah, we heard about our competition for the chance to go on and be champions

Vic pats Miguel on the shoulder and stops him holding a huge cheeky smirk on his face

Vic: Hey you heard about that Arabian team Vic? You know the ones, el dumbo y el tweety pie

They both laugh as they look back at the camera swaggering backwards down the corridor

Vic: We got news for you two, yo Hamuza, watch your step homes, you like a clumsy ape, ready to fall down any second. It looks like you walk around like a constipated robot

Victor does a impression of Hamuza walking like a giant robot as he comes up with another one

Vic: Miguel, that guy he is so fat I could jog around him for exercise. And he is so big, his hobby is playing marbles...With Planets esse

Miguel is in stitches by this point trying to speak

Vic: Yeah then we got his little sidekick, he is like a damn puppeteer, except his damn puppet could eat him alive...Then still be hungry for damn extras homes.

Miguel finally getting the power of speach back as he still can't hold back the chuckles

Miguel: At least there not scrawny little American rappers though, those pricks are a joke esse. They dance around like baboons in a zoo man, but you know what Vic, I am not even thinking about them, they have no chance esse, they are American scum and a joke.

Victor again comes close to the camera as he talks to the World

Vic: Were going to blast this tag team division and set the night on fire homes. We are not scared of two camel humping, complete boring terrorists homes. But even they have more charisma than NAWC, hell, they couldn't even excite a room full of horny old men taking speed, I laugh at our competition homes

Miguel: Hey that is why were here, were here to cause some heat in this place homes, were here to give the fans what they really want, that is some Latino Fire esse, feel the heat, were hot homes, were ready to take the titles and were going to enjoy doing it.

Victor raises his arm as he shouts down the corridor, the echo travels far

Vic: VIVA CON LA PASION, all you here tonight, you down with that homes, were the Mexican Lizards, all you out there, lets do the Mexican Wave, come on homes

Miguel slaps Vic on the chest as he comes up with an idea

Miguel: Hey lets go Vic, lets find some sweet chicas

Victor smiles as he lick his lips

Vic: Im all for that homes

They walk on abit further

Vic: Hey check this out Miguel

There is a guy standing next to them talking fairly intimately with a woman, they do not seem together, so Victor can't help himself. He goes straight up to the man talking.

Vic: Hey esse, ya talkin to my girl homes, what ya doing that for, I will kick you scrawny little American ass all over this whole damn arena man, YOU HEAR ME

The guy starts to flinch as Victor continues to grow intensity in his voice

Vic: WELL homes, get out of here now, I won't ask you again esse!!!

At that point the man just takes off not saying a word as he gradually picks up more speed until he is virtually running, which at that point he trips over on the newly cleaned floor which makes the pair collapse in fits of laughter, the crowd chuckle too

Vic: Hey mama sita, you look fine, you should pop on over to my locker room later on chica, we could have our own party, you know

Victor staring into the eyes of the woman as Miguel stands back laughing again

Woman: You sick ogre

Victor grins as his eyes light up and he licks his lips again

Vic: Wow, you a little firery fox aren't you mama, well Victor likes fiesty mamas, I like that

He puts his arm up resting on the wall to get closer, but to no ovale

Woman: Get stuffed

She starts to run away too following the man from earlier as Victor smiles and raises both arms up as to signal "well I tried". They carry on there tour.

Miguel: That was the best esse, that guy almost soiled his pants man, he almost stunk the building out homes he was so scared, yeah were going to love this place, oh man

Victor straight away sets his eyes on another victim

Vic: Hey look at what we have here Vic, what about this guy man

Miguel: Oh I don't know esse, he looks abit big man

Vic: Nah he just fat, watch this homes, watch and learn!!!

Victor goes up behind the guy and puts both of his hands to his mouth ready to shout in the ear of the guy sitting down. Victor gets close to the guy and screams as loud as he can just as the stranger was taking a sip of coffee. The coffee ends up spilling all over the guys lap. Only problem is, as the camera zooms in on the strangers face, it happens not to be a stranger, in fact it is the CZW GM Haywire. The crowd react to this as the sound in the arena thickens. Victor jumps back standing next to Miguel with a huge cheeky grin on his face.

Haywire: Son of a bitch. You, what the holy hell do you think your doing? You know I am the GM of this place. Wait, your that new team right?

Vic: No, us, we are just the cleaners esse, we have no place in the ring, were just going to g...

Haywire: Your not going anywhere. And don't give me that crap about being cleaners, I know who you are. You think you can stroll in here and make fun of people.

Haywire starts to bring an evil grin on his face as the mexicans look at him pretty worried

Haywire: Well, turn around bitches, make fun of that!!!

The two Mexicas turn aroud as they bump into a huge chest. They rise there heads slowly as they feel a drip from above. They take a huge gulp and look at each other, they see The Giant Hamuza standing there as the camera shows it to the laughing crowd.

Vic: Holey moley esse, my head is level with his crotch homes

Miguel: Good job the freak isn't excited man

Vic: Yeah were caught in between an ugly freak of a creature And.......That Hamuza guy homes

Just then Haywire interrupts

Haywire: Oh, by the way Lagartos, he understands English, ha...Not laughing now are you boys...

Haywire walks off, a smile on his face as he leaves the pair in danger. Both change there tone as they look up

Vic: Well...Nice, erm, meeting you...

Miguel: Yeah...we kinda, you know...busy now

Vic: Yeah...we better be off, later...Hamuza...Run!!!

He goes to grab both of them by there heads as both see a huge gigantic hand come towards them, like a football and a bunch of bananas. Lookily for the pair, they manage to dodge at the last moment and they quickly walk off like they have seen a ghost

Vic: King Kong nearly had us there man.

Miguel: I got dripped on by the guy esse, it felt like a damn waterfall homes

Vic: Hey, I think Haywire was pretty pissed too, man did you see that vein in his head, it was throbbing like a damn hangover man

Miguel: Well, I think the coffee might have spilt on his you know what

Vic: Ha yeah homes, no wonder he was whining

Miguel: Well Vic, that has to be enough fun for one day esse

Vic: Nah man, I can go for another few hours yet, let them try and stop me homes

Miguel: Your crazy man

The titontron switches back to normal as many minor Mexican waves appear in the arena. The atmosphere is electric as the crowd obviously liked the character of the pair, then the commentators start to talk.

Daniels: Wow look at this place, the fans are going wild for these newcomers, well they were funny

Masters: They won't be laughing when they step into the ring with that Giant

Daniels: That is true, wow, this place is still electric, the fans are still buzzing from that, that scene with Haywire was just gold.

Masters: Anybody would think there was damn bull fighting going on...Shut up you mongrels....SHUT UP...

Daniels: Oh leave them alone you miserable fool, well, time to leave you again, join us later though to see what happens

Masters: Yeah, you will love it, I am going to kick Daniels ass on prime time television, Goodnight
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