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Looking Both Ways; RP 1
Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 05:00 AM (115 Views)
El Pablo
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VIVA LA RAINBOWLUTION!!!

*The scene opens on a widescreen television, showing the climax of last Thursday's X-Division title match between El Pablo, J.A. Sawyer and "Irish" Ian Chadwick. We hear the commentary from the event playing out of the speakers as El Pablo delivers a Pablo Splash off the top of a ladder through two tables to Chadwick, before pinning him to become the first ever CZW X-Division Champion. The footage continues as the camera slowly pans round 180 degrees to reveal El Pablo sat in an armchair, his eyes glowing as he relives the biggest moment of his CZW career to date. He's dressed in a black CZW t-shirt, black fingerless gloves and black baggy cargo trousers, although his trademark beanie hat has been replaced with a layer of white bandages, serving as a reminder of the wounds inflicted during that match-up. His newly-won X-Division title belt lies across the arm of the chair. El Pablo grins as he starts to address the camera.*

EL PABLO: I told ya didn't I? I told ya I wouldn't just sit back and wait for you two to wear each other down before picking off the scraps and coasting home with the title. Five Star Entertainment *holds five up to the camera*, that's what the X-Division's all about, and I think we can safely say that all three of us delivered it on Thursday night. *places hand on head and winces slightly* Thanks for the staple job by the way Sawyer, REAL nice touch there! Although I suppose the whole fire thing makes us about even. As for you Ian, I heard what you said about me proving you wrong and all that, and credit to you, it takes a big man to come out and admit he was wrong like you did. As for that title shot.. well, what kind of Champion would I be if I didn't take up any challenges that came my way? *winks at the camera with a wry smile.*

EL PABLO: Before we even get that far though, there's the small matter of this 8-man tag-team match that Haywire's thrown together for this coming Thursday in Boise, Idaho. Arguably the 8 brightest stars this federation has to offer coming together in one almighty match-up to determine.. well.. I'm not sure what exactly.. bragging rights ahead of the very first CZW pay-per-view perhaps? Looking at the people involved and the line-up for Evil Intentions, it certainly looks to be set up as a taster of what's to come when the CZW rolls into Portland on January 31st. You've got CZW World Champion The Zodiac "THRILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *throws a mock gang-sign* vs Caleb Walker, CZW Intercontinental Champion Ace King vs Mack Beaudin, CZW X-Division Champion El Pablo - aka, yours truly *winks* - vs *feigns vomiting* "The Phenomenal" Adam Swinger, and CZW No-championship-yet-but-maybe-in-the-future Matt Stylez vs Jesse Montana.. four different rivalries all conveniently nestled together in one big melting pot of tag-team turbulence!

*El Pablo pauses briefly and stares lovingly at his title belt, giving it a brief rub-down with one of his gloved hands.*

EL PABLO: Now then, me and Swinger, we don't really see eye to eye.. it's no secret.. we had a little "tete-a-tete" before the Rumble a couple of weeks ago, but for one reason or another things never really got a chance to sort themselves out. So instead I've had to sit around for the last couple of weeks hearing him go on and on about how "Phenomenal" he is, how "Amazing" he is.. and yet.. everytime I've seen him.. he's got his arse kicked! Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's a good athlete when he sets his mind to it.. I just think he believes his own hype a LITTLE too much! Then we have Caleb Walker, or "The Franchise" as he likes to be known.. Caleb, I caught your little VT you ran earlier, and I gotta say, it was.. "interesting" to say the least.. Seems you think you're gonna "snap me in half like a toothpick".. at least I think that's what you said, it was kinda hard to make out amongst all the bizarre ranting.. Perhaps lay off the happy pills a bit eh? Next up, Mack Beaudin.. "The Number One Draft Pick"... Hmm, yes, "The lucky bastard who stole the title off Ian Chadwick".. well, each to his own on that one Mack, but hey, at least I left Phoenix with something other than a sore head and a pram with all its toys thrown out. Last one the list, Jesse Montana.. Jesse, I don't know much about you, other than the fact I think you put on one hell of a show on Thursday.. Oh, and that your little friend Jacqui is possibly THE most irritating person in the entire CZW.. although from what I've heard she has more testicles than the rest of your team put together.. but yeah, you're a bit of an unknown quantity, and therefore possibly the most dangerous man in this match-up. Don't take that as an admission of fear on my part though, it just means I'll have to wing it a little bit should we end up going one-on-one.

*El Pablo turns his attention back to the TV briefly as the screen shows Ice Breaker bouncing Adam Swinger off a table during the Tag-Team Title Match, causing El Pablo to wince a little before laughing.*

EL PABLO: The four of you should know by now that I'm not your stereotypical tea-drinking "what what, rather" English jobber-type kind of guy.. I mean business, and when I step into that ring I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get the job done, even if it means putting my own body on the line. This Thursday night the four of you will get to see first hand what I'm capable of, and by the time the curtain falls on what will surely be a FIVE STAR SLOBBERKNOCKER.. I swear to you now that at least one of you will have felt the full force of your very own EL.. PABLO.. EXPERIENCE...

*El Pablo stares intently at the camera as it starts pulling back slowly, pausing breifly when El Pablo utters a closing statement...*

EL PABLO: Oh, and Ian... I think Ladders would be a great idea, don't you?

*El Pablo grins and turns his attention back to the TV as the camera resumes pulling back before leaving the room completely and fading to black.*
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