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Starbucks Story
Topic Started: Jun 1 2015, 09:07 PM (106 Views)
Bes
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>Be me
>Average guy, Ordering coffee at Starbucks
>Hot girl takes my order
>She ask's for my name
>I say "Dan"
>She smiles and says it'll be ready in a minute
>One minute passes and someone else hands me my coffee, not knowing where the girl went
>But theres something written on the
> "Meet me in the bathroom ;)"
>whythefucknot.jpg
>I walk in, she giving me a glare
>She pins be down
>Once she take off her pants, it reveals to be a massive godzilla cock
>ohshit.zip
>I run to a stall and lock the door
>Scared for my life, breathing heavily
>I'm hearing loud bangs on the stall
>The stall can't stop them
>She opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur



Im OP btw
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RealRyanGoHard
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This just disturbed my starbucks life!
I LOVE STARBUCKS
I have had a gold card since 2012 ....
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MrJosephS
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Nice green text. I've read it before xD
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RealRyanGoHard
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Im so confused at what you are saying?
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MrJosephS
Jun 2 2015, 12:54 PM
Nice green text. I've read it before xD
How have you read it before if I made it up? :0
Though I'm not the first one to do a greentext with the "Walk the dinosaur" at the end.
But I can see what you're trying to say, that you've seen that ending before. :D
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Warlordos
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lol ur funny m8?
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Legit, I read this in class... I just. I uh. I died(metaphorically, not literally). Everyone was staring at me, and the my Spanish teacher wanted to know what I was laughing at.
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i did not even laugh this is sad cause it kinda ruined my Starbucks life for me.... I LOVE STARBUCKS ITS THE BEST THING EVER!

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