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USFD Surplus Weapons Trade! Cheap! Reliable!; Originally by: Pres. Donald Tramper
Topic Started: Aug 29 2017, 01:41 AM (12 Views)
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"Pres. Donald Tramper"
 
USFD Military has some weapons lying around from the Brosakian Civil war
Feel free to ask questions for the weapons.

Checkout Form

Buyer's name:
Name of nation (Full name needed pls.):
What do you want?:
Quantity:
Where would you want it delivered?:
Suggestions:

(Pistols) Military issue
Ratings are issued by USFD Gun experts

M819 Automatic Pistol- 90 Conch Shells (Money exchanger front of this outlet!)
Fire rate: 40 rounds per 30 seconds
Accuracy Rating: "Bad"
Jam Rating: ''Clean it good and it will not jam"
Recoil rating: "Horrible"
Overall ratings: "Good, but has flaws"

M817 Semi-auto pistol- 30 Conch Shells
Accuracy Rating: "May sometimes flick a little bit, but it's cool, man"
Jam Rating: "Jam-o-matic"
Recoil Rating: "Pretty good"
Overall ratings: "Useful for emergency situations, but don't count on it to save your life, works well too with terrorists who want to attack fast and suicide bomb after it jams"

CobraKing Heavy Revolver Mk 1- 120 Conch Shells
Accuracy Rating: "Good"
Jam Rating: "Nonexistent"
Recoil Rating: "You need an iron grip for this"
Overall Ratings: "Packs hella a punch, useful for 1 shotting people in emergencies"

CobraKing Light n' Quik Revolver- 150 Conch Shells
Accuracy Rating: "Average"
Jam Rating: "Extremely Slim Chance"
Recoil Rating: "Tis' but a poof"
Overall Ratings: "Very useful for covert operations because of it's small size and lightness"

Gun Modifications for sale (Clean it yourself, we just found those laying by side of road)
A Tube- 1 Conch Shell
Acog Scope- 500 Conch Shells
Piece of metal- 0.50 Conch Shell
Laser Pointer- 20 Conch Shells
Rechargable Flashlight- 15 Conch Shells
Wooden Bayo-something- 12 Conch Shells

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"The Diplomats of HGH"
 
Your weapon description is pretty funny, keep it up ;)

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"Pres. Donald Tramper"
 
Rifles (Not counting sniper rifles)

M31A2 Semi-auto Rifle- 300 Conch Shells
Accuracy Rating: "Very good"
Jam Rating: "Moderate to Heavy jamming"
Recoil Rating: "Not too shabby"
Overall Rating: "Thumb may get stuck on the clip thingy, but it works pretty great!"

Aramaka Assault Rifle- 200 Conch Shells
Fire rate: 60 RP30S (60 Rounds per 30 seconds)
Accuracy Rating: "Spray n' pray it will hit"
Jam Rating: "Good"
Recoil Rating: "Gun may occasionally fall out of your hands"
Overall Rating: "Good, but not perfect"

Legionary8 Warper Rifle- 3,000,000 Conch Shells
(WARNING: HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL)
Accuracy Rating: "All shots will hit, Guaranteed"
Jam/Explosiveness Rating: "Gun will explode if you use it too much"
Recoil Rating: "Nonexsistent"
Overall Rating: "DO NOT USE!!"
How it works: "It's classified Warping Technology will warp the projectile in front of the body (only the tip is sticking inside) with massive speed that when it passes through the body, the tissue and everything will expand rapidly; then after, it returns to it's normal position so fast, the air inside the hole explodes"

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"MomoCarlile"
 
how are your swordsmiths? I am in need of a few million swords to provide for my military. Anybody that can provide will be paid handsomly

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"Pres. Donald Tramper"
 
"MomoCarlile"
 
how are your swordsmiths? I am in need of a few million swords to provide for my military. Anybody that can provide will be paid handsomly

Well, we don't have swords as military issue, but we have extendable knives and kukris, if you really need some, Sharpen the proppelers in the junkyard or ask the chinese pawnshop guys downtown

(Knives)

Ke-Var Fighting knife- 70 Conch Shells
Lenght: "7 inches of power"
Width: "15mm of skin opening"
Weight: "100 Grams"
Overall rating: "Light n' good"
Speciality: N/A

Velaretas Extendable knife- 100 Conch Shells
Lenght: "5 Inches when retracted, 15 inches when extended"
Width: "20mm of greatness"
Weight: "500 Grams"
Overall rating: "Useful for sneaking up to someone and stabbing them while retracted, then extend it to deepen the wound"
Speciality: "Extending"

Hay Barz Multi-use knife- 75 Conch shells
Lenght: "10 inches"
Width: "1 Inch"
Weight: "150 Grams"
Overall rating: "Very useful for survival situations"
Speciality: "Has a saw, can opener, bottle opener and flint and steel"

Ja Cykut Kukri- 90 Conch Shells
Lenght: "20 Inches"
Width: "Measure it yourself
Weight: "500 grams"
Overall rating: "IDK, i'm not a martial artist"
Speciality: N/A

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"MomoCarlile"
 
I will buy your basic fighting knife in bulk. How many do you have?

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"Pres. Donald Tramper"
 
"MomoCarlile"
 
I will buy your basic fighting knife in bulk. How many do you have?

What knife, do you mean Hay barz? or, Ke-Var?
We have about... 40 mil. in stock (Hay barz)
30 Mil. (Ke-Var)
Imma update the first post so it has the needed things for checkout

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"MomoCarlile"
 
Buyer's name: Meliodas
Name of nation (Full name needed pls.): The Holy Empire of MomoCarlile
What do you want?: Ke-Var
Quantity:25 million
Where would you want it delivered?: To MomoCarlile City, by means of couriers already headed to the capital of The United States of Freedom and Death
Suggestions:

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"Pres. Donald Tramper"
 
"MomoCarlile"
 
Buyer's name: Meliodas
Name of nation (Full name needed pls.): The Holy Empire of MomoCarlile
What do you want?: Ke-Var
Quantity:25 million
Where would you want it delivered?: To MomoCarlile City, by means of couriers already headed to the capital of The United States of Freedom and Death
Suggestions:

Thank you for your purchase, the cargo has been given to the couriers

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