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USFD Surplus Weapons Trade! Cheap! Reliable!; Originally by: Pres. Donald Tramper
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Topic Started: Aug 29 2017, 01:41 AM (12 Views)
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USFD Military has some weapons lying around from the Brosakian Civil war Feel free to ask questions for the weapons.
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Buyer's name: Name of nation (Full name needed pls.): What do you want?: Quantity: Where would you want it delivered?: Suggestions:
(Pistols) Military issue Ratings are issued by USFD Gun experts
M819 Automatic Pistol- 90 Conch Shells (Money exchanger front of this outlet!) Fire rate: 40 rounds per 30 seconds Accuracy Rating: "Bad" Jam Rating: ''Clean it good and it will not jam" Recoil rating: "Horrible" Overall ratings: "Good, but has flaws"
M817 Semi-auto pistol- 30 Conch Shells Accuracy Rating: "May sometimes flick a little bit, but it's cool, man" Jam Rating: "Jam-o-matic" Recoil Rating: "Pretty good" Overall ratings: "Useful for emergency situations, but don't count on it to save your life, works well too with terrorists who want to attack fast and suicide bomb after it jams"
CobraKing Heavy Revolver Mk 1- 120 Conch Shells Accuracy Rating: "Good" Jam Rating: "Nonexistent" Recoil Rating: "You need an iron grip for this" Overall Ratings: "Packs hella a punch, useful for 1 shotting people in emergencies"
CobraKing Light n' Quik Revolver- 150 Conch Shells Accuracy Rating: "Average" Jam Rating: "Extremely Slim Chance" Recoil Rating: "Tis' but a poof" Overall Ratings: "Very useful for covert operations because of it's small size and lightness"
Gun Modifications for sale (Clean it yourself, we just found those laying by side of road) A Tube- 1 Conch Shell Acog Scope- 500 Conch Shells Piece of metal- 0.50 Conch Shell Laser Pointer- 20 Conch Shells Rechargable Flashlight- 15 Conch Shells Wooden Bayo-something- 12 Conch Shells
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Your weapon description is pretty funny, keep it up ;)
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Rifles (Not counting sniper rifles)
M31A2 Semi-auto Rifle- 300 Conch Shells Accuracy Rating: "Very good" Jam Rating: "Moderate to Heavy jamming" Recoil Rating: "Not too shabby" Overall Rating: "Thumb may get stuck on the clip thingy, but it works pretty great!"
Aramaka Assault Rifle- 200 Conch Shells Fire rate: 60 RP30S (60 Rounds per 30 seconds) Accuracy Rating: "Spray n' pray it will hit" Jam Rating: "Good" Recoil Rating: "Gun may occasionally fall out of your hands" Overall Rating: "Good, but not perfect"
Legionary8 Warper Rifle- 3,000,000 Conch Shells (WARNING: HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL) Accuracy Rating: "All shots will hit, Guaranteed" Jam/Explosiveness Rating: "Gun will explode if you use it too much" Recoil Rating: "Nonexsistent" Overall Rating: "DO NOT USE!!" How it works: "It's classified Warping Technology will warp the projectile in front of the body (only the tip is sticking inside) with massive speed that when it passes through the body, the tissue and everything will expand rapidly; then after, it returns to it's normal position so fast, the air inside the hole explodes"
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how are your swordsmiths? I am in need of a few million swords to provide for my military. Anybody that can provide will be paid handsomly
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how are your swordsmiths? I am in need of a few million swords to provide for my military. Anybody that can provide will be paid handsomly
Well, we don't have swords as military issue, but we have extendable knives and kukris, if you really need some, Sharpen the proppelers in the junkyard or ask the chinese pawnshop guys downtown (Knives) Ke-Var Fighting knife- 70 Conch Shells Lenght: "7 inches of power" Width: "15mm of skin opening" Weight: "100 Grams" Overall rating: "Light n' good" Speciality: N/A Velaretas Extendable knife- 100 Conch Shells Lenght: "5 Inches when retracted, 15 inches when extended" Width: "20mm of greatness" Weight: "500 Grams" Overall rating: "Useful for sneaking up to someone and stabbing them while retracted, then extend it to deepen the wound" Speciality: "Extending" Hay Barz Multi-use knife- 75 Conch shells Lenght: "10 inches" Width: "1 Inch" Weight: "150 Grams" Overall rating: "Very useful for survival situations" Speciality: "Has a saw, can opener, bottle opener and flint and steel" Ja Cykut Kukri- 90 Conch Shells Lenght: "20 Inches" Width: "Measure it yourself Weight: "500 grams" Overall rating: "IDK, i'm not a martial artist" Speciality: N/A
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I will buy your basic fighting knife in bulk. How many do you have?
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I will buy your basic fighting knife in bulk. How many do you have?
What knife, do you mean Hay barz? or, Ke-Var? We have about... 40 mil. in stock (Hay barz) 30 Mil. (Ke-Var) Imma update the first post so it has the needed things for checkout
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Buyer's name: Meliodas Name of nation (Full name needed pls.): The Holy Empire of MomoCarlile What do you want?: Ke-Var Quantity:25 million Where would you want it delivered?: To MomoCarlile City, by means of couriers already headed to the capital of The United States of Freedom and Death Suggestions:
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Buyer's name: Meliodas Name of nation (Full name needed pls.): The Holy Empire of MomoCarlile What do you want?: Ke-Var Quantity:25 million Where would you want it delivered?: To MomoCarlile City, by means of couriers already headed to the capital of The United States of Freedom and Death Suggestions:
Thank you for your purchase, the cargo has been given to the couriers
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