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The Bar at the Corner of every Nation; Originally by: CaptainPuffin
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Topic Started: Sep 1 2017, 02:34 AM (72 Views)
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Sep 1 2017, 02:39 AM
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- "Antartican republic" post_id=3739 time=1477653298 user_id=165
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FOR MOTHER RUSSIA(I then tip over a trashcan)
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Sep 1 2017, 02:40 AM
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- "Balan Bar" post_id=3742 time=1477674573 user_id=172
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Turns around, hearing someone scream "What now." taking a sip from his drink the quickly turn back to counter as his food arrives "Well....this looks diffrent" finishing up his drink signaling the bartender for another
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Sep 1 2017, 02:40 AM
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- "The Diplomats of HGH" post_id=3755 time=1477801915 user_id=59
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Armin begins to doze off to sleep when he doesn't receive his bourbon after sitting at a bar stool for several days.
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Sep 1 2017, 02:41 AM
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- Tieopia post_id=3756 time=1477808260 user_id=98
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Meowtholomew starts walking around and being a talking cat he greets Bartholomew "Hello Great sir how are you doing" Bartholomew looks around him then he notices it is the cat, a cat he has seen before "Meowtholomew! I didn't expect to see you here; and to answer you I'm great!" It is great to see you too, you are such a great man" "Thank you and how have you been doing?" "Great as well"
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Sep 1 2017, 02:47 AM
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- "Antartican republic" post_id=3757 time=1477845484 user_id=165
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VODKA VOKDA VOKDA! SHUT UP IVAN(Bill yells as he begins shaking his Kalashnikov)
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Sep 1 2017, 02:47 AM
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- "Antartican republic" post_id=3776 time=1478048757 user_id=165
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Blossom apple and pear, Mist over the river; Katyusha stepped out, On the high bank, on the steep.
She was walking, singing a song About a gray steppe eagle, Of the one she loved, Of the one whose letters treasured.
Oh, you song of a maiden, Head for the bright sun, And the soldier on faraway border From Katyusha bring a greeting.
Let him remember an ordinary girl, Let him hear how she sings, Let him preserve the Motherland, A Katyusha preserves their love.
Rasschvetali apples and pears, Mist over the river; Katyusha stepped out, On the high bank, on a steep
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Sep 1 2017, 02:47 AM
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- Tigerish post_id=3777 time=1478116170 user_id=90
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Fab One Rolls up outside, and i step out. "Off you go now parker." "Right you are sir." Fab One rolls away, I stride in a take off my trench coat throwing it over Trump. "One coke please Landlord."
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Sep 1 2017, 02:47 AM
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- "Antartican republic" post_id=3778 time=1478135766 user_id=165
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"Coke eh? You filthy capa".......(Gets interrupted by Bill)"Carol, that's enough, sorry fine gentlemen. More Vodka please!"
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Sep 1 2017, 02:47 AM
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- Tigerish post_id=4110 time=1480589138 user_id=90
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"No offense taken, dear lady." I move to a bar stool and sit down. "Right then has anything interesting happened with you lot?"
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- "New Jaedonstan" post_id=5082 time=1492391022 user_id=215
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The Grand Vizior of New Jaedonstan, Slosky, enters the bar. Sitting down next to another diplomat, he orders: " Sotch on the rocks, please, Bartender." Turning to the man beside him asks, "Hey, seen anyone from Tulov 'round here?"
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