- "Feline Islands" post_id=5220 time=1493764901 user_id=222
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July 20, 2017 Feline islands
"110 SOLDIERS DEAD, buried in snow after an attack by our long-time ally. (Xerox Prime) on a remote base in Siberia. Reports state that researchers are being held captive (Rightfully so if i may.) Spy plane images show that the research facility has been totally destroyed. The GSA has sent over a thousand men to reclaim it, but they failed. (Haha, idiots. they probably rushed into direct fire) We are wondering what the Grand Stan Alliance or the Zenith Collective will do next" a cat read the report. (They can talk because of a chip implanted in their vocal chords, the chips are of course sent from Xerox Prime) "Over to you, fluffy" "Yes, thank you Harrington. Hello viewers! today we have a special guest here in the studio. please welcome; Feline islands Military Public Relations representative: Tamal timar!" (We don't actually need a PR since we're a dictatorship) "So, Tamal. what is your opinion on the attack?" "I am happy with the development of the situation" "Okay, so what are your next plans?" "There's only one answer to that, fluffy" "And what is that?" "We will attack when Xerox prime sends another division to New Jaedonstan. so we can do a pincer maneuver on them and CRUSSH the opposition" He holds out a hand and does the squishing sign "OI! TAMAL WHY ARE YOU TELLING OUR BATTLE PLANS ON TV?" "WHAT IF THERE ARE SPIES?" a voice screamed from the backstage "F***" This program and channel is now permanently censored and crew sent to concentration camps, have a nice day.
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