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Super Mario World ~Level 0.4~; Final 30
Topic Started: Apr 27 2011, 09:22 PM (65 Views)
Mario
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Three words:

FUCK YOU TOAD.

That is all.
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Toadette
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Seriously. :lol:
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Mario
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Also may I flip the bird one more time to Toad for not being here to pick someone to go to Exile. :rolleyes:

Why me Ganon, why me? Unless this results in me getting the HII. Then thank you very much. ^_^
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So now that I don't have access to PMs...what to do, what to do. I came on really strong today. I think anyone can identify me as a schemer. But whatever, sometimes you have to slap some sense into dumbasses to get things to go your way. And it would have worked. IF Toad wasn't so unreliable and actually pre-voted. Yeah yeah yeah storms. I'm bitter and ungracious in defeat. :(

Now assuming Doopliss really voted with us, and I have reason to believe he did, because he told me he was going to play double agent then we are left with a 4-4 tie on this tribe. How the fuck this tribe is in such a disarray is beyond me. What is this Blondie's Espada? <_< Just no. We either need to get someone to flip, or its coming down to a challenge. Oh boy.

And now I'm paused too, to top it all off. So I can't even spend the whole day scheming and plotting a way out of this. Gee, way to add insult to injury. Only an HII will brighten my day now. I have to rely on my allies NOT to turn on me. Of course they probably won't but I hate not having PMs. Its like, why log on?

Bowser though, damn this thing is good. Doop showed me some of the quotes he said at exile that Rouge saved. He is astute. He knows exactly how it is and he is playing me for a fool. Well I'm playing him just as much. I want his loyalty. And I am giving him my loyalty. I've said it to only him, no one else on his side. So hopefully he reciprocates. And the target will not be on me.

That's all I care about at this point. As long as I'm not the target there will be time to switch things up and turn things around. At worst I go into a tiebreaker challenge. And no, despite what you might think, I would NOT be confident about it. Of course I'm gonna play it off like I am. "Mario is strong. Mario is fast." And Mario is those things. But am I the fastest? Hell no. I just have to pray I'm faster than my opponent. I'm hoping it doesn't come to that. But if we don't win the tiebreaker, I'm pretty much screwed. Ugh.
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Oh and I'm totally lying to the people in Paused about Doopliss flipping. :lol: I'm sorry, but if he's gonna play double agent, he needs to pay the consequences. I know he's actually with me.

But I want it to sound like I'm definitely outnumbered so people save us and give my people HoH. If they knew it was a 4-4 situation, they may not be inclined to want to save us. I mean the other couple are inactive cunts after all. <3
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Scratch that. If all goes according to plan and these paused bitches actually help me out in some way, it will be the best thing that ever happened to me <333
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No this is not Blondie's Espada.
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My Espada was insanity and tie votes every round and power struggles like a mother fuck EVERY ROUND. This feels like that, it's close to it, not gonna lie.

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But whatever, sometimes you have to slap some sense into dumbasses to get things to go your way.


Love this! <3

I also love how you are working that Paused Zone, you are a master. <3

Good luck with everything tonight. :bwub
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Last night I was so livid about how things went down and I was just in a super bad cussy mood <333 And if things get worse for me you may see an ugly side of Mario that most players never get the chance to see. ^_^

So I've worked it in the pause forum. It comes off a bit desperate I'm sure, but that's kind of what I am. Hopefully they all see the wisdom in helping me out if they get the chance, I mean why not? We've met, we've bonded, if we meet at the merge, at least we'll have that connection instead of having to start brand new.

Of course I'm gonna bust my ass at every challenge from now on, and will be repping as much as I can. I wonder if it'll be a race to see who can sign in as rep first? Such hella hella hot shit. :lol: Hopefully the others are too stupid to do that.

If its Survivor or Arena and we go, things will get mighty interesting around here. Assuming things haven't already fallen apart in my absence. It'd be nice if the other three worked it so that someone might flip, but I doubt it. As long as we're actually solid, that's four votes at least. I better be able to count on them 100%. At worst one of us faces off in a tiebreaker that decides the fate of the world.

I also have a last ditch effort in mind to try on Bowser. This guy is obviously a power player wannabe even if he started practically not trying. I know we have some bond, as fake as it is. Yes I know he said all that shit in his pause thread, most of it was true anyway. What it tells me is he's smart. And I want him to be so smart that he overthinks this entire situation. With a little help from...my fake item <3

If its BB round, which I'm severely hoping there is at least one more round of, it has to be soon. Of course it could end in disaster if one of the other four get it. But I've told people who's "on the outs" and barring one of their secret partners assigning the power, odds are word will spread and one of us should get it. And oh yes, if I win power and it's BB, I'm sending my own team to eviction. I've already asked Gaga and she said it was fine. That would be such hot shit I'd be hardly able to contain myself. Please let it happen. :mario
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Yeah she mentioned you asked. How hysterical. I love WTF moments and that would certainly be one.
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And so begins another tragic spn storyline. :P
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Mario
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Ik, ik. :( Except this time I'm not really seeing a happy ending. We're like at the height of the dramatic action in the story and just a slight tip in the scale would either put me in blissful happyville or perilous danger that will be hard to recover from. Don't you just love the ~tension~?

If all else fails there's always the option of challenge whoring to no end. -_-
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We are sure to at least tie, but I would rather find someone else to vote Yoshi with us just to ensure victory for once. Believe it or not, I've successfully managed to make the other side think that I voted Toad last night. They're that stupid. Vivian treats me like her BFF and Bowser wants me and him to flip our way through this game :rolleyes: I've tried to ask every single one of them if they would vote Yoshi for being useless, but they are quite insistent with voting Peach. BUT I think they might have given me some gems that will screw them over. Here they are:

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OMG I know. But on the bright side, it's fairly easy to communicate with and manipulate them. So I think we're in a good spot. We can knock out Peach next? She's the worst at challenges of the three. And then maybe we can swing back and keep turning the numbers around every other TC. :lol:


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Yoshi is definitely someone that will be easy to pick off in the near future. And by near future, I mean, as soon as possible, like, tonight.



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Yoshi's a moron. I had to show him last night a PM where Flurrie specifically mentions him as a target for him to be like "k. I'll vote with you now ^_^" he's just so hard to deal with, but after this last vote, we don't even need him anymore <3


This is soooo precious. Do you see everything that's in this last paragraph?

First of all: Bobbery tells things that we couldn't deduce by ourselves. 2nd: He insults him. 3rd: He speaks like Bobbery 4th: He basically tells me that he could vote Yoshi tonight (actually it was after the next vote we won't need him anymore but I think it'll work). And last, but not least: He basically tells me that Yoshi is totally clueless and can be swayed if we send him pms proofs before he gets to vote! So I will send him these pms and say that Bowser/Bobbery/Vivian wants to blindside him but that I don't want to do it and after talking to the other three, we will save him by counter blindsiding Bobbery and ask him to join us.

Then us four vote for Yoshi and hopes that he self-votes himself out of the game.

This sounds completely crazy and you might even question my sanity, but it's our only chance to not tie. So what do you think? :lol:


^ This is basically the work I've done while you were on exile. So what's new?


Wow, so much a to take in! Mario knew he could count on Doopliss to hold down da fort.

Here is what Mario learn on exile:
1) Twinrova hate Vivian and Bowser, and she think they want her out. She is near bottom of tribe, with only Sheik at very bottom. Mario promise not to give Sheik immunity or she get boot in his place.
2) Amy struggle socially and she probably on outs. But she won one round immunity item, so no need to give to her.
3) Slippy not say much, I assume he in majority. He say Leon is go next and ask everyone not make him immune.

On top of dat, Mario tell them he is outnumber on tribe, and for them to help Mario out. I say vote 5-4, and I say Mario, Flurrie and Peach on outs. Which is true and make da sense, yes? I say if they draw BB, please give HoH to one of us because we do most damage to tribe, and they say they will. Mario hope they spread word and other do same thing.

So what is situation? Who should I talk to and what to try make happen tonight?

Thanks for the info! And Twinrova made a post in main saying that she was supporting you three and I love you for that since that cements my role as a double-agent. They really trust me, how hilarious.

Talk to Yoshi about having his back and liking him a lot, but be as vague as possible. We need him very confused tonight. ^_^


Yes Mario make it sound very clear that it is Mario/Flurrie/Peach, against rest. Because if I tell truth and it sound like 4 vs 4, then they might not want to help us, yes? Because Bowser and co. is more pathetic. But now 3 against 5, they have reason to want us to win HoH. But of course Mario trust Doopliss completely <3 He do super job get into brain of enemy.

I leave Yoshi message and try to make it sound we work together. He is truly crazy. He was da one who try to organize vote against Bob last night. He so out of loop and it is disgrace he outlast Rawk Hawk and Toad.

I tried to ask you to do this exact thing but your pms were taken off before I had the chance yesterday :lol: Great minds think alike! :owub: I put all of my trust in your basket. You and I have been together since day one and we shall stay together forever <3

He tried to get the Admiral out? :huh: :lol: such an idiot. I think that the only way to avenge our friends' honor would be to trick him to make the dumbest move ever :lol: Matt who?


Of course we stay together forever <3 No matter what, we work to make all dis happen. I think we should try to sign in as rep as fast as we can so other people do not get it.

Did you know if we pick BB, we can send own tribe to eviction? :ph43r: Yes Mario ask. We may need to do something crazy like dat to ensure we are majority of tribe 100%. So let us hope other side not smart enough to think of same. :lol:

Holy shit Mario :wub: Spread the news to our alliance buddies! We need all of us to sign up as reps as fast as we can and win that!

Mario <3 so so much


TL:DR, the summary is bitches are crazy! But I'm glad Doopliss has been working it extra hard in my absence. I'm probably naive in trying to trust Bowser. Yeah he's probably a lost cause.

But 4-3-1 vote, really? :lol: Um if Yoshi actually votes with us, wouldn't it be better to try to reel him in as a permanent fifth? *does not get the logic there* No matter how sucky he is, if he sides with us he's better than the other 3.

Personally, I'm not expecting Yoshi to be moronic enough to self vote himself out of the game. And if we vote for him tonight, and it doesn't work out, it's another bridge burnt. At least with Bob, I had plenty of reason to vote for him. Ugh. Not loving the plan. But I guess they know Yoshi better than I do. Is he dumb enough to fall for it?

What gives me a glimmer of hope: Peach is their target. Whoopee! And even if she goes, Bowser has expressed an interest in playing the permanent flip-flopper. Personally, if he sees Doopliss double cross him by voting with us, then he'll probably rethink that. But still an option there for me.
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I just want to comment briefly on the irony or should I say appropriateness of how my alliance is always present for challenges while the members of the INACTIVE alliance are either INV or not there at all.

Omw I pray Bob stays gone. Then we vote for him when he's not there he auto-loses tiebreaker for not being present, right? RIGHT?!?
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Just reading this right now. I am behind everywhere. This is all gold. <3 I didn't know any of this was transpiring like it was during the round. Imagine my shock when I saw Yoshi vote Bowser. :lol:

Mario <3
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