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Lvl 1 - The Beginning Of An Adventure
Topic Started: Mar 6 2018, 09:01 PM (55 Views)
Szalinski

"For all those who dare to challenge what is evil in this world....I drink to you."

The only image on the video is a decorative cross atop a staff, and a robed hooded figure holding it (and a flask in the other hand from which he is drinking.)

"Now....for all those who have prevailed over the evils of this world...I drink to you."

The man drinks again, in silence with the thick essence of somber lingering through the scene.

"And finally, I drink to my lord. The great Cayden Cailean."

The third drink is much longer than the first two, and with a shake of the flask it is emptied into the man's mouth.

"Praise be to-"

A light from the side interrupts the aura of darkness, and reveals the small Toyko hotel room this scene is taking place in. The man looks towards the light, and is met with a shouting voice from off camera.

"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!"

The man can only look down, shaking his head. The door closes, returning us to the original dim lighting that focuses in on the staff and the decorative trim on the man's robe.

"....eh..."

It takes a moment for him to begin speaking once more.

"I am Father O'White. I am the righteous champion of justice, equality, and ale that dost not taste like your mount pissed in it. And when I appear next week in Korakuen Hall for the first time, I shall continue to be the same champion. Perhaps I will become the champion of Death Trip Wrestling, a company that could surely use a man of faith and high tolerance to alcoholic beverages. "

Father holds up what appears to be a bottle of sake.

"Now THIS is a drink fit for the gods! This land you call Nippon, Japan, I heard one call this kingdom 'that place we bombed the shit out of back when my grandpa was alive and now all they do is make cartoon porn of octopuses fucking teenage girls'.....an awful long name for a kindgom, I'll just call it Japan... "

The holy cleric takes a big long drink from the bottle of sake, his voice raising.

"Japan is a land of warriors and drinkers! I have been sent here to DTW to see that the right thing is done! March 13th, I WILL BE THERE AND I WILL STAND UP BEFORE ALL THE WRONGS OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTANCE AND BEYOND!"

Father raises his staff...

"AND MAY THE GODS FIND FAVOR...."

...and puts a hole in the ceiling.

"FUCK!"

The light from the side appears again, along with the off camera voice.

"Are you cocksuckin' serious? What the fuck dude? You piss drunk cock, get the fuck out my room...

Commotion is heard off camera, but the scene abruptly ends at this point.
Edited by Szalinski, Mar 6 2018, 09:05 PM.
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