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| Rob Sharpe | Mar 6 2018, 10:29 PM Post #1 |
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“I ain’t gonna waste my precious time, and yours, sittin’ here and kissin’ your scaly ass and dronin’ on about how we’ll battle like great immortal warriors like a song off some Viking metal album, Claudia.” Cold open. Rob Sharpe. He stands right in front of us, head hung low and Barbra sling over his left shoulder. He’s in all black today. Jacket, jeans, boots. He raises his gaze towards us. “It would make you and Kal probably just yawn in boredom because it’s the same kind of bullshit you’ve heard countless times. I know you well enough to know you’re here to fight. So I’m gonna cut the shit and fight. “Oh, yeah. I have a bio up on the Death Trip forum now. Might not be a bad idea to peruse.” He grins. “Not that it’s gonna do a hell of a lot of good. Y’see, I’m pissed. Pissed that I laid an egg like a motherfucker at Battle Bash 2. Pissed that I went down in the opening round for the IJPW Strong Crown AND lost the DTW Eternal Warfare belt. Pissed that I KNOW I could have done better, and yet, I choked and died in that ring. I know you’d been looking for another crack at that belt, but… sorry to disappoint. But I can tell you straight up, Claudia; you’re NOWHERE near as disappointed in me as I am.” He spits on the ground. “I’ve spent HOURS each day retracing my steps to see where I fucked up; second guessing, the fact that I gave ol’ Barbra here the night off…” He shakes his hand a little, making Barbra wiggle a little to show that the inanimate object is present, I guess. “...or that I spent so fucking long doing apeshit deathmatches that I forgot how to fight clean. But y’know, Claudia, when I watch your tapes, and when I think about the cute jokes you made about me, my anxieties… melt away. Why? “Well, since the first time I laid eyes on you…” Sharpe stares at us, forlornly. You can almost see his eyes sparkle like an anime girl who just got noticed by senpai. “I realized that things like continuity and logic went out the window a loooooooooooong fuckin’ time ago.” And there’s the smart-ass Rob Sharpe we all know and love. “So dwelling on the past wasn’t going to do a goddamn thing when I’m staring down a fuckin’ DRAGON in a ring surrounded by so many oranges and lemons I’m sure ol’ Yamashi’s gonna get a Thank You card from the State of Florida when this is all over. And make no mistake, I’m goin’ into that cage intent on givin’ you a orange juice bath, Claudia.” He chuckles. “Might even throw a little vodka into the mix to make sure I can get a good drink when it’s all done. Because I know I kinda-sorta failed you when I lost that Eternal Warfare title, but I’m not going to fail again. Not now. “I’ve gotten through a rough patch; and the sandpaper in that ring isn’t going to make things any smoother, but I’m gonna go into that ring and show you that I’m not finished yet. And then, once I get that Eternal Warfare belt back? “I’ll be waiting for you to come and take it.” He pulls Barbra down and lightly taps the ground with her point. “‘Cause it’s going to be a bloody, hellacious battle, but it’s gonna be a classic. “And you WILL respect me. Bank on it.” He grins. Cut black. “Shit, I just did the whole ‘great battle’ thing, didn’t I? Fuck.” |
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