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| Riddick's Press Conference and State of DTW Address | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 6 2018, 11:51 PM (80 Views) | |
| TheDamnGame | Mar 6 2018, 11:51 PM Post #1 |
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![]() RIDDICK INTERRUPTS A SELF HELP SEMINAR AND HOLDS A PRESS CONFERENCE IN VEGAS!! HE ADDRESSES THE STATE OF DTW, WRESTLING, AND HIS OPPONENTS, THE OUTLIERS WARNING: LANGUAGE, SENSITIVE TOPICS, IN THIS AND ALL RIDDICK RP'S. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. READ THE FUCK AWAY! MARCH 6th 2018: We zoom in on one half of the DTW Tornado Rules Tag Team Champions, the man Japan and DTW knows as Riddick. One would think Riddick would be in Japan right now preparing for his big DTW Tornado Rules Tag Team Title Defense against the Outliers with his partner Nate Narwin. This is not the case. Riddick is standing right in front of the MGM Grand where there is a sign that reads.. LIVE TONIGHT AT 8:00PM: TONY ROBBINS GIVES A RARE SEMINAR FOR FREE, THE PUBLIC IS WELCOME! [To the uninformed Tony Robbins is a self help guru who has made many millions and charges upwards of $100,000 per speech. Many hundreds of people, including celebrities. Have given Mr. Robbins credit for turning around their lives. Right now Riddick stands in front of this sign and nods his head as he enters the MGM Grand and heads to the conference room. Riddick enters the conference room, closes the door and he sneakily puts a padlock on it. He finds a seat in the back and sits down. Tony Robbins continues his seminar without even batting an eyelash.] Robbins: When you purchase my program we will cleanse you of that bad confidence. All you have to do is take that first step!! Take that first step and walk across those hot coals and burn away your insecurities!! Burn away your.. Riddick: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP????? [ Riddick yells out and interrupts the famed guru! ] Robbins: Who said that?? Who just said that?? Whoever it was, I can help you. I can make you a success. I can give you the confidence you need to ask for that promotion, get that girl, I can... [ Riddick stands up and starts walking towards Tony Robbins. ] Riddick: Can you help me fuck your wife? Robbins: Well, maybe. We are kind of kinky, but you are not her type, you're bald... Riddick: I really don't want to fuck your wife, you've been divorced once in your life already, thus making you a fucking failure and your program a fucking joke. Do you think I want to help make it two divorces by giving your wife my fucking funstick? And do you think your self help psychobabble is going to fucking save you from what's coming in about fifteen seconds or so? Robbins: What's coming in fifteen seconds.... [ Riddick steps up to the podium on stage as a crowd of about 200 watches in anticipation and disbelief.] Riddick: The topic of your next self-help book you pretentious mother fucker. "How To Rise Up After Being Comatosed." [ Riddick swiftly headbutts the 58 year old right between the eyes. Tony drops to one knee, blood squirts out from his eye sockets and his nose. Robbins flails around aimlessly trying to defend himself but it is to no avail. Riddick drops to one knee and in one swift motion delivers a haymakers right to Robbin's ballsack!! Robbins full out VOMITS after getting punched in the sack. He's bleeding, and coughing. Security rushes towards the conference room, but Riddick has padlocked the door, trapping him and the crowd inside the room and effectively keeping security out. . Riddick kicks the podium over and pulls Robbins up into a piledriver position. He lifts Robbins up and PILEDRIVES HIM STRAIGHT THROUGH THE PODIUM!! Blood flies off of the impact and Robbins lays on the ground, twitching. Riddick pulls out a zip tie and wraps Robbins hands around his back almost hog tying him so he doesn't escape. Security finally breaks the door down, however Riddick puts his hands around Robbins neck as through he'll snap his neck if they move any closer. Riddick speaks in a very calm, yet very sadistic tone to the guards. ] Riddick: Move any closer, and I'll break his fucking neck. I just have my cameraman here from the place I came from, I'll be a few mother fucking minutes and I'll be on my way. [ Shockingly the security guards huddle and after a minute they leave. Some of them shrugging their shoulders. You can hear one of them mumbling "It's part of the act. Tony really outdoes himself at these shows." They leave the conference room as the crowd can't believe what they are witnessing. ] Riddick: Good, now that those fuckers are out of here. And this scam artist is going to be sucking down liquid carrots for the rest of his fucking days it's time for me to get a little more comfortable. [ Riddick pulls off the hoodie he was wearing revealing a Red Wings Jersey. He turns around so the whole crowd can see it and it reads. "I SUPPORT" on the top. A number 00 and then "STEPHEN PADDOCK" on the bottom line. The crowd who are mostly still in their seats, suddenly have looks of rage come across their faces. As some of them start to get up, Riddick grabs Tony Robbins by the head once more and they sit back down. Riddick begins to speak. ] It's about fucking time I came back here. Although ever since I touched down I've been beginning to think Stephen Paddock had it right about this fucking place. Gather you sheep into a fucking crowd to listen to an entertainer or self help guru and you all will develop ADD and not care if huge groups of you are slaughtered as long as you get your fucking fix. Las Vegas is a joke. But it's a joke that has been in the news all over the country since last year and now many people will see what's going on here tonight. I'm Riddick, I come from Japan and a deathmatch wrestling promotion named Death Trip Wrestling. Some of you really smart fucking marks out there may have heard of us and seen our flagship show Tokyo Noir. I was sent here by my boss to try to advertise our promotion and get people here in America to turn on the fucking internet and watch our shows. But you know what? Fuck him and fuck that. I do whatever it is I want to fucking do. And he gave me the platform and I'm going to say what I want to fucking say about our promotion and the business as a whole. For people who know who I am here in America, some of you older folks may know what I'm about. I started off in RSW and actually wrestled here in VSW after my first stint in Japan. [ You can see a few of the crowd members nodding their heads in disgust as they remember what Riddick was over a decade ago. He continues] You people who know me understand I'm not one to mince words and fuck around. I'll tell it like it is. And here it is, like it fucking is. DTW is a breath of fucking fresh air in an otherwise stale fucking profession. There I will say it, and it is what it is. The wrestling business has gone soft and DTW faces the same challenges that every other promotion out there has faced down the line from "Sports Entertainment" promotions to RSW, to the SWA as a whole. We face the challenges of letting a bunch of soft ass, whiny pussies tell us what we can do and say on television and on our shows. Wrestling, ladies an gentlemen, if you give a fuck about the true nature of wrestling. You will know it is not a family friendly fucking picnic. Even as far back as the 1800's you had mother fuckers half tearing each others limbs off trying to win titles. Holds were much more common, but if you had someone in a fucking hold for an hour. You can disfigure them. However times have changed and wrestling has changed. We use impact moves, weapons, bleed over belts, damn near fucking kill each other. Yet people get all butthurt when certain topics are mentioned in wrestling. Even though these topics can be mentioned in any other form of entertainment. Such as TV shows, books, fucking movies. Like take rape for instance.. [ Half of the crowd gasps. ] Oh shut the fuck up. Half of you are the victims of parental rape. Now as I was saying, take rape for instance and anything that's taboo sexually really. If I mention it or depict it in one of my promos. I'm labelled an serial rapist . If I talk down on gays I'm labelled a homophobe. Say anything halfway racial, even against my own race. I'm racist. And people cry and are butthurt and so on and so forth. You know what I say? Be offended. Be fucking offended. Wrestling is going to attract violent people. It's going to attract the worst of the worst. Child molesters, rapists, murderers, murderers of women. Anyone with an addiction to violence will be attracted to the ring. It's the nature of the beast. People need a fucking backbone nowadays. When I had my run with a promotion out of New York City, people actually filed complaints about my language towards homosexuals. Quite frankly I don't see how men can plug each other in the ass with how I know ass and shit to smell. But hey if that's their thing, than so be it! I still hate them because they are breathing. But still people cry. People cry when I talk about transgenders. Even though there is no fucking way a man or woman can mutilate their body or inject hormones to become the opposite sex. There's no fucking way. And doctors just keep raking in millions off of these poor fucks who think they can instead of dealing with the actual mental illness that is dysphoria. See my partner Nate Narwin thinks I'm a complete fucking liberal. That's fucking hilarious to me. Only because I hate Donald Trump. Nate, my mother fucker. I hate everyone. And here I go I'm rambling again. The state of wrestling is like society, it's turning soft. And I'm here to fucking stop that. At the next Tokyo Gore Noir, I want you people to go out and tell others what you've seen and heard tonight. I want you all to fucking go out and spread the word like you'll be spreading herpes to each other through your extramarital affairs. Tell them to tune in, not because DTW wants you to or I want you to. Tell them to tune in because our population needs fucking desensitizing. Tell them to tune in to DTW or watch 24 hours of Serbian Film where a bitch gets decapitated while a dude is fucking her at the same time. Either way, people need desensitizing. Tell them what I said and tell them what you saw. Because you never know when someone like me will come along and put you into a fucking coma. Or rape your fucking girlfriend, Hanako, you know what I mean baby. People need to toughen the fuck up. That's all I'll say about the state of wrestling and DTW. Now my opponents for the next show. [ Riddick takes a deep breath. ] We face a team called The Outliers. In our profession The Outliers are pretty well known. They are the Union Underground Battleground Battalion Tag Team Champions. Which when I think of battalions I think of a group of Navy Seals sitting on an aircraft carrier circle jerking each other. But hell, whatever happens between bros right? First off Sawtooth Grin. Sawtooth, where the fuck did you come up with that name? Granted you look like you're in the middle of your transition during hormone therapy to becoming a woman, and you may be losing your teeth. But that's no reason to to change your name to Sawtooth. The last time I saw something that looked like you, Kevin Spacey was pulling a needle and probably his cock out of you on the set of the movie Seven. I guess your audition for the role of "Sloth" went well didn't it? Next it's on to HEWHOCORRUPTS. He who corrupts who? Young children? You have the molester stache and the creepy tattoos. The only things missing are the white candy van, the condoms and the crew for Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" Chris Hansen must've loved working with you. Asking if you remember telling that 14 year old girl where you'd like to "snuggle" her at. You, like your partner, are fucking jokes. What are you both going to do when you've finally stepped up to the big time? What are you going to talk about? Everything everyone else talks about? How you're finally facing the biggest edgelords in edgelord history? Or are you just both going to turn on Porn Hub and "edge" each other?You're going to make fun of our looks? Or where we come from, and the fact people have never heard of us? Go for shit guys. While you're attempting to make fun of us, we will be caving your fucking skulls in and defending our championships. You see Outliers, you both can say whatever you want. But like Mr. Robbins here just found out, neither one of you have ever seen the likes of us. You've never encountered true violence before. Rage fucking incarnate. You've never been in the ring with anyone who would tear his mothers own tumor out of her uterus and beat her to ass to fucking death with her own cancerous cells. You two will face off against a pair of lunatics the likes of which you have never fucking seen. And in the end Sawtooth, you will not live long enough to see yourself grow some fucking ovaries. And HEWHOCORRUPTS you will not live long enough to see yourself become the first man to try to marry a prepubescent fucking child. Narwin will glue his pubes to his belt and your belt. I will cover my belts in your fucking blood and my baby making sperm blizzard. By the end of Tokyo Gore Noir, you will know what actual violence really is. We aren't afraid of doing anything to you two. Even if you take your belts back to Union Battleground they will be tarnished forever. Just like your blossoming legacy. That is, if you two don't fucking lose before then to The Firing Squad. Now Vegas, I am done with you. I'll untie your fucking scammer and leave you all in peace. [ Riddick unties Tony Robbins as he's starting to wake up. Riddick spits on him and walks off. We end the scene from here. ] *** SCENE FADES *** |
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