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| Banned On Twitter- The Interview! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 15 2018, 11:03 PM (58 Views) | |
| TheDamnGame | May 15 2018, 11:03 PM Post #1 |
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![]() RIDDICK- BANNED ON TWITTER!! FIND OUT THE WHOLE STORY IN THIS INTERVIEW WITH MASA INABA PLUS RIDDICK'S OFF THE CUFF COMMENTS ABOUT WHY HE THINKS HE WAS BANNED! WARNING LANGUAGE AND CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENTS IN THIS ROLEPLAY! We zoom in on Riddick as he is sitting down at a restaurant table. Every now and then you can see him pounding away at his iPhone X. He is awaiting the arrival of Masa Inaba. He's already downed a flaskful of sake and is just waiting. Soon enough Masa arrives and sits down across from Riddick. Behind Masa are two large men, presumably bodyguards. Given Riddick's record with interviews, nobody can blame Masa for having them here. Riddick looks up and dismisses them. For he knows if he wanted to, he'd take both these men down with Masa. Riddick welcomes him to the table by respectfully bowing his head, Masa does the same. Masa Inaba: Good evening Riddick. I see you're rather respectful this evening. That's a first for you, I must say. Riddick: Well Masa, after all I've fucking been through. It's got me thinking about a lot of shit. And there's a lot I want to get off my chest. I don't promise this often Masa, but whatever you ask me. It doesn't fucking matter how hard the question is. I will answer it and I will not beat you down. Now that's hard for me to fucking do, being DTW's edgelord and all. But I will honor that promise. Inaba: I do appreciate it Riddick. Although it will give me more peace of my mind if my friends stick around. Riddick: That's fine Masa. Whatever wets your fucking bed at night. Inaba: Ok Riddick. So let's get right into it. This last week, your Twitter account got shut down permanently. There have been many rumors and much speculation as to why. Care to shed light on that? Riddick: Well I just fucking woke up one day and I couldn't log on. I tried logging back out and back in. And no dice. So I dig a little deeper and saw I was suspended. I wrote out an appeal to ask why. And a couple days later some anonymous loser who probably jacks off to old episodes of Baywatch in his basement because he's too scared to get pussy replied that I was banned due to promoting and threatening violence. Isn't that a fucking trip? A deathmatch wrestler banned from Twitter for promoting and threatening violence. Inaba: Well that is kind of your job. It's been your job for sixteen years. You've been in some of the most violent matches of all time. You've been in glass houses, ironman deathmatches, real deathmatches. You've won World Championships, World Tag Championships. You've done a lot in this business overall in your career. Yet you're banned, after you've been talking shit for three plus years on Twitter for promoting violence? I'm not a genius, but that smells fishy. Riddick why do YOU think you got banned. Riddick: Simply put. Because I say shit that nobody else fucking says anymore. I don't think I was banned for promoting or threatening violence. Shit I've been doing that for years. From Cindy Todd, to Kalinda, to Dr fucking Cubesy, to Dick Devereaux. Everyone who's crossed my path I've threatened. I believe I was banned because of a back and forth I had with Kalinda, and I brought up the KKK. That's why. Inaba: The KKK? As in the Ku Klux Klan? Riddick I've followed your career long enough to know, you're not racist. You might be bald, but you've never done that. Why did you this time? Riddick: Just a play on words. I was fucking with Kalinda and she's a dragon, and I thought I'd make fun of her and tease her about being a "Grand Dragon" in the KKK. I was gone not too long after that. I'm betting one of these supposed "hardcore" Twitter warriors, who are more concerned about social justice than the bloodletting that goes on in the fucking ring, reported me. That's my life. It's not the first time I've been banned from something. Remember the SWA and one of the owners John Rodeo? I sure do. That llama molesting fuck can rot away in a grave for all I fucking care. UWA and their head honcho? Yup they banned me also when I wouldn't play ball over horrible fucking booking. Thank fuck I found Kalinda over there. DTW is going to be bigger than the UWA ever fucking was. Inaba: Wow, that's some serious shit talking. Yes I remember the SWA, and you blowing the backstage politics out of the fucking water in an interview. Which brings me to my next question. It's a question you've answered before. But Riddick, why do you say the things you say? When you know you'll bring so much heat on yourself. When you know it'll just make your life and your career that much harder. Why don't you just play ball like everyone else. Maybe make your promos a little more family friendly. Maybe blur the line and tell a story in which you're the villain but you're conflicted about being the bad guy and finding your sensitive side... [ Riddick interrupts Inaba] Riddick: Alright, that's about enough. This isn't one of those wrestling promotions where we all sit around the campfire, singing Indian Outlaw, and telling a fucking Disney story. Save that shit for the lesbo goth promotions that care more about melodrama and rug munching than what happens inside the ring. Do you know why I say the things I say? Do you know why I do what I do? I used to say it's because I didn't care about anything, and that I didn't give a fuck. But that's a lie Masa. Do you know what happens when I walk into an arena, and I am the most hated mother fucker in that place. I have sold out buildings so that people can see whether or not I get my fucking ass kicked. Do you know what happens? I get a fucking hard on Masa. It turns me on, to be hated. It makes me hornier than anything on this fucking planet. I LOVE being hated. People sit there all day and call me an edgelord. Say that I'm too controversial that I should tone it down. I get banned on Twitter. So on and so forth. I don't consider myself an edgelord. I consider myself a necessary evil in this world that's slowly becoming pussified. Go online and say the word "faggot." Suddenly you're a homophobe. Don't feel sorry for the transgender movement? Suddenly you're a transphobe. Color of skin? Fucking forget it, you're racist if you even bring it up! People can't truly believe what they want anymore, they can't say what they want, they can't have anger or hate, or suddenly they are a monster and should be shunned by everyone on the fucking planet. I am the evil the world needs. I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE! I hate the people that society loves to hate, child molesters, murderers, even though I am one. Rapists, even if that's debatable on my end also. I hate them all. But I also hate fucking fags, straight people, bi sexuals, rug munchers, transgenders, hermaphrodites, omnisexuals, demisexuals, asexuals, necropheliacs and pansexuals. Fuck I hate people of all colors, black, white, brown, yellow, olive. I hate women, I hate men. I hate fucking Nazi's they worship a man who fucked his cousin and killed himself. I hate animals, babies, I punted one once. I hate retards, waterheads, anyone who has a disability, and anyone who is normal. Fuck them all! I hate Catholics, Jews, Jesuits, Mormons, Atheists, Hindus, Shintos, fucking hillbilly rattle snake charmers. I hate them. Kids, the elderly, I once clotheslined a 70 year old woman into a fucking coma. I hate everything. I hate this world, I hate Trump, I hated Obama. I hated that cunt Hillary. I HATED THEM ALL! Fucking alien shunt eyed mother fuckers. I hate them also! Inaba: Do you hate yourself? Do you love anyone? Riddick: Do I hate myself? What kind of fucking question is that? Do I love anyone? I wouldn't say I love anyone for who they are. But I do love Hanako's pussy! I can smell it when I enter a room you know Masa. As far as hating myself goes. I don't hate myself. Because I'm damn good at what I do, making others HATE ME! That's what I've been doing for sixteen years. And if they think for a fucking second I'm going to tone it down, anywhere, on Twitter, in DTW, anywhere. The world, and society is out of their fucking mind. Inaba: You mentioned Hanako. Riddick at the next Tokyo Gore Noir, she will be on the team opposite of you. You've been stalking her, and harassing her in a very disturbing manner. Why Riddick? I'm sure you can get sex a lot of different places. Why are you after her? Riddick: Well look at her! She kind of looks like Chun Li from the Street Fighter games on meth. Who wouldn't want to fuck that? You'd have to be gay not to want to fuck that. Do I have a problem beating her down? Not in the least. In fact, if we were to have a go round. I'd prefer a match to be our foreplay before I spill my seed on her face! Inaba: But Riddick, that's sexual harassment!! That's not proper! Riddick: No fucking shit pardner. Once again it's necessary to get my point across just how bad I really do want that pussy! But really, this Tokyo Gore Noir, that's not who I want to beat. No, not at all. I want to show the whole fucking world that I can pin our DTW Champion to the mat, I want to beat Kalinda! I want to show the world that Dirty Virgin Dick Devereaux isn't the only one who can pin her. Kalinda is everything that I'm not. She aims to be adored by these pieces of shit. Deep down inside, she wants to be loved. Like a fucking puppy in a Sarah McLachlan commerical. She craves the cheers. Much like she craves the warm embrace of a male dragon and his cock! Only, on this planet. Little bitch blue is sad because she will never have her thirsty libido satisfied. She will only know the loving embrace of that fucking Pennywise wannabe Claudia. Oh look boys and girls, an undead clown dragon, watch as it pisses itself and it magically turns into a chocolate fucking river. Boys and girl's get real close. That doesn't smell like chocolate, that's for fucking sure. Willie Wonka wouldn't wipe that off his candy loving ass. Kalinda I will find your true weakness, because it sure isn't fire. Fire hurts you, yes. But that's only the beginning. I will find what really gets you, and I will spam it over, and over, and over again until you are out. Knocked the fuck out, and not getting up! That is a promise. Inaba: Well Riddick we are almost out of time. Is there anything else that you would like to say? Riddick: Follow me on Twitter again, and prepare to be hated on. @riddicktheman45 is my handle. For Truman, the retarded bloodlines throughout Japan, and that one kid who is a die hard Riddick fan, who will follow me through thick and thin, no matter who I fuck and what I do. Thank you all for hating me. Have a good fucking night!! Oh and Hanako, my Asian Angel. Don't think that I was going to let my little banning get me down. I'll see you on Twitter baby! [Inaba breathes an audible sigh of relief as he gets up and walks away, bowing his head towards Riddick. Riddick beckons the waitress over to order another jar of sake. ] *** SCENE FADES *** |
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