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Puzzled; w/ The Odd Squad
Topic Started: May 15 2018, 11:09 PM (13 Views)
Dick Devereaux
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[The scene opens up on the sight of four very different individuals. Dick Devereaux is pacing back and forth with a disgusted look on his face, Johnny Vachon is sitting on the ground with his back leaned against the wall, and Lobo the Clown is putting together a puzzle at a wooden table with Two-Tongue Tony standing next to him with a sick and twisted smile on his face. Devereaux cuts the silence when he begins to speak.]

DICK DEVEREAUX: Once again we're thrown into a team together to fight off the stupid fuckin' Dragon and now a Goddamn robot! Not only do we have to fight the retard express, but they added in Joe Stanton, Rob Sharpe, and that dumb cunt Hanako Takeuchi! Then you take a look on our side. Lobo's stupid ass and Johnny the drunk. I'd be in fuckin' trouble if it wasn't for the Ultraviolence Union. Teiji the human turd and Riddick the self harming, masturbating psychopath.

[Dick shakes his head as he continues to pace again. Johnny puffs on his cigarette before taking a swig from his bottle of Whiskey. Two-Tongue Tony steps up to the camera, the same wicked smile spread across his facepainted face.]

TWO-TONGUE TONY: Devereaux here hasn't seen the new Monster in Lobo. You see, right now I've got the Monster tamed. He sits and enjoys his puzzle, but as soon as that bell rings... Lobo will do what he did in the rest of the Carnage Carnival Tournament. Lobo will destroy! So Devereaux, have no fear my pissed off friend. Your baby brother will do a hell of a lot more then just laugh. Lobo nearly won the entire Tournament. Show your brother some love and give him the chance to prove to you that he's no laughing matter anymore.

[Devereaux snorts as he shakes his head at Lobo. Lobo continues his puzzle, not even paying attention to the camera or conversation. Johnny takes another hit of the bottle. He is completely plastered at this point. He doesn't care though as he begins to speak.]

JOHNNY VACHON: Dragons, Robots, women, and booze. That's my kind of party man.

[Johnny tilts the bottle again as he fights to stay awake. Devereaux shakes his head yet again. He's not liking his chances at Night Twelve.]

DICK DEVEREAUX: The only good thing about this Goddamn match is the fact that I have the chance to get my hands on Kalinda once again. I will not stop fighting until that fuckin' Dragon is no longer Champion! I don't give a damn about Lobo, this match, or anything else in DTW. All I want is one more shot at the DTW World Heavyweight Championship! I guarantee Kalinda will not walk out with the strap! I got so close to winning Carnage Carnival! ONE FUCKIN' POINT AWAY! But now Masatake and Aokigahara Zombie fight it out to see who wins. Neither one of them can beat Kalinda! Neither one of them will dethrone the Champion. So what's the fuckin' point?! GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' SHOT! I'll make sure to deliver Kalinda's head on a fuckin' stake for all to see!

[Two-Tongue Tony interrupts. Devereaux is aggravated and ready to snap at this point. He can't stand Kalinda and her title reign.]

TWO-TONGUE TONY: But this isn't about grudges or title shots. This is about the Odd Squad and the Ultraviolence Union walking into the Carnage Carnival finale and tearing the heads off of Kalinda, Sammy, Joe Stanton, Rob Sharpe, and Hanako Takeuchi! Ten enter, five go down the drain! Carnage Carnival belongs to us!

[Lobo shakes Tony's arm as he claps his hands and looks down at the puzzle in joy. The camera pans on the puzzle as we see the sight of the five opponents at Tokyo Gore Noir Eight standing next to each other. Johnny stumbles up the his feet and chuckles as he eyes the puzzle. Devereaux nods his head as he reach back for his bat. He brings it up over his head, but when he goes to swing Lobo grabs it and blocks the shot. Devereaux snaps and pushes Lobo, but Two-Tongue Tony comes in the middle of them. Lobo walks off screen as Tony tells Devereaux to wait.

We hear the sound of something being dragged across the floor as Lobo comes into the scene with a massive oversized carnival mallet. He gets in position and heaves it over his head! It slams down on the table breaking in half and smashing the puzzle on it's way down! Devereaux nods his head as he pushes Lobo away and slams his bat over and over again down on the puzzle, shattering it into pieces. His anger gets the best of him as he continues to overkill the puzzle. Lobo pulls him back and Devereaux shoves him away as he storms off of the scene without saying a word. Lobo throws his hands up in the air as he looks down with a saddened look on his face. Two-Tongue Tony taps Lobo on the back as the walk off together, Lobos head down.

Johnny is left alone, with a bottle of booze in his hands and a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth. He takes a sip from the bottle before dumping the contents on the puzzle. He takes a last hit from the cigarette before flicking it down onto the broken puzzle. It ignites, giving off a large flame as the broken pieces of their opponents burn up as Johnny drunkenly tries to warm up his hands.]
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