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The Red Lion; Our new regional Pub.
Topic Started: Nov 28 2007, 10:18 PM (1,636 Views)
earl of yonkings
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*Enters Earl stinking of deepheat*


Hello i will have a stiff one.....drink that is!! Think Nivogal put me back out with his gyrating!
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::gives Ithy a drink of Latour 1961 and lets her have the entire bottle, and smooches :P ::

::gives Xenigon his "double dose"::

::Gives Earl some stiff drink::

Here, it's all on the tab. Whose I don't know. There's just a running tab going.

Just watch out for the banana mutated parasite beings. The weapons locker is to your left :ph43r:

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Game of arrows and bag of scratchings anyone? *Looks at the bemused faces of the americans*
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umm....no thanks? :ph43r:
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bag of scratchings anyone?

*forms a cross with her hands*

Eww, eww, eww. No way! I like my teeth unshattered and I’ve seen people eat those with hair still on them. I don't think they go well with red wine either.
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Fatbelly steps up to the oche...

...takes aim...

And that's a triple gin...
Another triple gin...
third shot... a rum and coke

140 milligrams! Yes... he's fairly merry.

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Now what can Even Fatter Belly do in reply to that... Look at the concentration on his face...

Annndd...
It’s a double brandy...
And another double brandy...
Can he make it three doubles on the very first go?
He’s done it!
That’s 160 milligrams!

I reckon’ that makes him...
Yes, he’s inebriated.
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Ithania,12 Dec 2007
06:18 AM
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bag of scratchings anyone?

*forms a cross with her hands*

Eww, eww, eww. No way! I like my teeth unshattered and I’ve seen people eat those with hair still on them. I don't think they go well with red wine either.

speaking of which, how's the one I got you? :ph43r:
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It is one of the best wines in the world, but sadly I can’t tell the difference from Blossom Hill. What a waste. :lol:
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Ithania,12 Dec 2007
06:34 AM
It is one of the best wines in the world, but sadly I can’t tell the difference from Blossom Hill. What a waste. :lol:

Well it's on someone's tab so be glad you're not paying for it :P :ph43r:
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*searches for the doms...grabs an old peculiar whilst hes doing it...forgets to add it to the tab.

Sticks a few quid in the JB and the air fills with:

This is the sound of the suburbs...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
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Nivogal,12 Dec 2007
02:38 PM

Well it's on someone's tab so be glad you're not paying for it :P :ph43r:

I'm pretty sure Tyrr said the drinks were on him at the start of this thread!
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Yes he did and he didn't specify what time they would end so order away lol. :D
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Do they have Crunk Juice?
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Whats crunk juice?
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cognac and red bull. I believe it is the chief fuel of gangsta rappers' parties.
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Really that sounds nice, I have ammeretto and red bul thats fantastic.
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I've never even had crunk juice, but I want to put my back to the wall, till the sweat drips from my balls, till the sweat drips from my balls.
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*makes crunk juice*

Enjoy!

*tosses LJ into microwave* :microwavekill: :ph43r:
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QUOTE (Nivogal @ 12 Dec 2007, 02:38 PM)

Well it's on someone's tab so be glad you're not paying for it   


I'm pretty sure Tyrr said the drinks were on him at the start of this thread!


I put 20 quid behind the bar...someone spent it on a dusty old bottle of wine tho. Im just glad it wasnt a Lafite or a Petrus.

:drunk:

"Ive been going out with a girl and her name is Julie but last night she said to me, while we were watching telly..."
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20 quid?

Seriously! No, that's too cheap!

*bar man jumps over the bar*

This bar can't be a bar without a fight, and you're it!

*punches asxtc* :ph43r:
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* falls on backside...but doesnt spill his beer.

..as "Jilted John" fades out....the Jukebox whirls and clicks until Andy's next ill-chosen selection spring into life..

White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own
White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own


*barman retreats back behind the bar with a Domino stuck in his ear.
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*sticks domino in asxtc's eye and kicks away his beer* :ph43r:
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<wonders in, notices the tension in the room>

<finds an empty table and settles down to watch the action>
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Did you spill my beer?
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Yes I did punk, what you going to do about it :P :ph43r:
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Order a new one...what good is half a beer.


"erm...they are still free aren't they?"
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asxtc,14 Dec 2007
06:15 AM
Order a new one...what good is half a beer.


"erm...they are still free aren't they?"

Well the tab's now on you so yes it's free for everyone else :D :ph43r:
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There's still another round of drinks up for everyone!

It's still on tab! :ph43r:
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I'll have a pint of whatever local ale's currently on tap.
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