| Welcome to Democratic England. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| The Red Lion; Our new regional Pub. | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 28 2007, 10:18 PM (1,636 Views) | |
| earl of yonkings | Dec 10 2007, 08:52 PM Post #31 |
|
Squire
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
*Enters Earl stinking of deepheat* Hello i will have a stiff one.....drink that is!! Think Nivogal put me back out with his gyrating! |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 11 2007, 08:12 PM Post #32 |
|
Unregistered
|
::gives Ithy a drink of Latour 1961 and lets her have the entire bottle, and smooches :: ::gives Xenigon his "double dose":: ::Gives Earl some stiff drink:: Here, it's all on the tab. Whose I don't know. There's just a running tab going. Just watch out for the banana mutated parasite beings. The weapons locker is to your left :ph43r: |
|
|
| earl of yonkings | Dec 11 2007, 09:08 PM Post #33 |
|
Squire
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Game of arrows and bag of scratchings anyone? *Looks at the bemused faces of the americans* |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 12 2007, 01:59 PM Post #34 |
|
Unregistered
|
umm....no thanks? :ph43r: |
|
|
| Ithania | Dec 12 2007, 02:18 PM Post #35 |
|
Wishing You Happiness
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
*forms a cross with her hands* Eww, eww, eww. No way! I like my teeth unshattered and I’ve seen people eat those with hair still on them. I don't think they go well with red wine either. |
![]() |
|
| disposablepuppetland | Dec 12 2007, 02:21 PM Post #36 |
![]()
Duke
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Fatbelly steps up to the oche... ...takes aim... And that's a triple gin... Another triple gin... third shot... a rum and coke 140 milligrams! Yes... he's fairly merry. |
![]() |
|
| Ithania | Dec 12 2007, 02:28 PM Post #37 |
|
Wishing You Happiness
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Now what can Even Fatter Belly do in reply to that... Look at the concentration on his face... Annndd... It’s a double brandy... And another double brandy... Can he make it three doubles on the very first go? He’s done it! That’s 160 milligrams! I reckon’ that makes him... Yes, he’s inebriated. |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 12 2007, 02:31 PM Post #38 |
|
Unregistered
|
speaking of which, how's the one I got you? :ph43r: |
|
|
| Ithania | Dec 12 2007, 02:34 PM Post #39 |
|
Wishing You Happiness
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
It is one of the best wines in the world, but sadly I can’t tell the difference from Blossom Hill. What a waste. :lol: |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 12 2007, 02:38 PM Post #40 |
|
Unregistered
|
Well it's on someone's tab so be glad you're not paying for it :ph43r:
|
|
|
| asxtc | Dec 12 2007, 09:30 PM Post #41 |
|
Andy
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
*searches for the doms...grabs an old peculiar whilst hes doing it...forgets to add it to the tab. Sticks a few quid in the JB and the air fills with: This is the sound of the suburbs...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!! |
![]() |
|
| P-17 | Dec 12 2007, 09:33 PM Post #42 |
|
Political Correctness Junkie
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I'm pretty sure Tyrr said the drinks were on him at the start of this thread! |
![]() |
|
| ljohnstone | Dec 12 2007, 09:59 PM Post #43 |
|
Page
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Yes he did and he didn't specify what time they would end so order away lol.
|
![]() |
|
| P-17 | Dec 12 2007, 10:26 PM Post #44 |
|
Political Correctness Junkie
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Do they have Crunk Juice? |
![]() |
|
| ljohnstone | Dec 12 2007, 10:29 PM Post #45 |
|
Page
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Whats crunk juice? |
![]() |
|
| P-17 | Dec 12 2007, 10:49 PM Post #46 |
|
Political Correctness Junkie
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
cognac and red bull. I believe it is the chief fuel of gangsta rappers' parties. |
![]() |
|
| ljohnstone | Dec 12 2007, 10:50 PM Post #47 |
|
Page
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Really that sounds nice, I have ammeretto and red bul thats fantastic. |
![]() |
|
| P-17 | Dec 13 2007, 12:04 AM Post #48 |
|
Political Correctness Junkie
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I've never even had crunk juice, but I want to put my back to the wall, till the sweat drips from my balls, till the sweat drips from my balls. |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 13 2007, 12:49 AM Post #49 |
|
Unregistered
|
*makes crunk juice* Enjoy! *tosses LJ into microwave* :ph43r:
|
|
|
| asxtc | Dec 13 2007, 08:30 AM Post #50 |
|
Andy
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I put 20 quid behind the bar...someone spent it on a dusty old bottle of wine tho. Im just glad it wasnt a Lafite or a Petrus. "Ive been going out with a girl and her name is Julie but last night she said to me, while we were watching telly..." |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 13 2007, 10:27 AM Post #51 |
|
Unregistered
|
20 quid? Seriously! No, that's too cheap! *bar man jumps over the bar* This bar can't be a bar without a fight, and you're it! *punches asxtc* :ph43r: |
|
|
| asxtc | Dec 13 2007, 11:49 AM Post #52 |
|
Andy
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
* falls on backside...but doesnt spill his beer. ..as "Jilted John" fades out....the Jukebox whirls and clicks until Andy's next ill-chosen selection spring into life.. White riot - I wanna riot White riot - a riot of my own White riot - I wanna riot White riot - a riot of my own *barman retreats back behind the bar with a Domino stuck in his ear. |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 13 2007, 12:37 PM Post #53 |
|
Unregistered
|
*sticks domino in asxtc's eye and kicks away his beer* :ph43r: |
|
|
| disposablepuppetland | Dec 13 2007, 12:53 PM Post #54 |
![]()
Duke
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
<wonders in, notices the tension in the room> <finds an empty table and settles down to watch the action> |
![]() |
|
| asxtc | Dec 13 2007, 02:01 PM Post #55 |
|
Andy
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Did you spill my beer? |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 13 2007, 02:01 PM Post #56 |
|
Unregistered
|
Yes I did punk, what you going to do about it :ph43r:
|
|
|
| asxtc | Dec 14 2007, 02:15 PM Post #57 |
|
Andy
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Order a new one...what good is half a beer. "erm...they are still free aren't they?" |
![]() |
|
| Nivogal | Dec 27 2007, 06:00 PM Post #58 |
|
Unregistered
|
Well the tab's now on you so yes it's free for everyone else :ph43r:
|
|
|
| Nivogal | Jan 8 2008, 01:30 PM Post #59 |
|
Unregistered
|
There's still another round of drinks up for everyone! It's still on tab! :ph43r: |
|
|
| disposablepuppetland | Jan 8 2008, 01:47 PM Post #60 |
![]()
Duke
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I'll have a pint of whatever local ale's currently on tap. |
![]() |
|
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · The Village of Trollington Bridge · Next Topic » |





![]](http://z4.ifrm.com/static/1/pip_r.png)



:: 
:ph43r:
2:14 PM Jul 11