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The Red Lion; Our new regional Pub.
Topic Started: Nov 28 2007, 10:18 PM (1,634 Views)
asxtc
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*wakes up sucking the soggy corner of the bar carpet.

Wtf.....Oh well whilst no-ones here i will have to survive on roasted peanuts and OP....till help arrives
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*picks up asxtc and drags him over to the lodging portion of the pub, where he's checked in and thrown into a room for the night*

That's also going on the tab.

*goes back to the bar to attend to the patrons there* :ph43r:
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Pint of Mutiny please barman.
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disposablepuppetland,21 Feb 2008
02:48 AM
Pint of Mutiny please barman.

*slides a pint of Mutiny down to DPL*

That's the last Mutiny we have. The supply vehicle won't be coming for a few days. I'll see what I can do about speeding up the process. :ph43r:
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I'd like something very sweet with an umbrella in it please.
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*Hands P-17 a cute kitten that's swallowed a brolly*
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disposablepuppetland,21 Feb 2008
04:19 AM
*Hands P-17 a cute kitten that's swallowed a brolly*

Hey, no pets in here!

*shoos away kitten*

Um....*hands P-17 a margarita with an umbrella in it* Enjoy :) :ph43r:
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It's not a pet it's feral!
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I was hoping for something a little less classy, perhaps something called 'Tropical Sex Beach' with WKD and flavoured sambucca in it. And in a jug.
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If its class you don't want, then why not just mix Whiskey, Gin and Rum in a big ol' bucket?
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Glerica,21 Feb 2008
12:30 PM
If its class you don't want, then why not just mix Whiskey, Gin and Rum in a big ol' bucket?

Glerica is that you hinting what you want for your drink? ;) :ph43r:
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i'll join him with that gin whisky combo, never had one of those before.
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Ahem...

*brushes dust off wallet*

To celebrate reaching 1000 posts... Drinks are on me for the rest of today!
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Oh noes....looks like im in here for the rest of the day again.

I'll have an Old Pecular and a roomkey plz.
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Score! Pass me the bucket and three bottles of Gin please. Bill is on DPL. I call it a "Smack in the Face" its like a "Sex on the Beach" but much more violent.
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Oh cool...the bars been left unattended.

*grabs keys, does a quick stock check, partakes of a few freebies, tidys up the bar area and makes it presentable for the first new customer.



* decides to put some nibbles out....
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Mmm, nibbles... hang on there are no mini cheddars!
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There are some on the checksheet...but there all out of date...ill order some soonest.


*adds mini cheddars to the orderlist
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Get some full size cheddars as well. Oh, and some roast beef and mustard flavour crisps. And Hula Hoops. How about those cheesy straw things? But not cheesy puffs, I don't actually like them. Does th epub do burgers? I love a burger with my beer.
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Gonna look at doing some hotfud.

Just have to sort the backroom out...make way for some guest beers.


* makes mental note...P-17 is one hungry fella
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Mmmmm!

<nibbles nibbles>

What's this? New ownership?
I'll have a pint of Smuggler to celebrate then. And have one yourself sir!
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mmm Smuggler...not bad

* adds another keg to the order

* starts designing some party invites
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New stock in.
Trying some Ales, casket draughts..yer normal weak larger (for our overseas cousins that think Budweiser is the best beer in the land)...even got a couple of "lambic" beers in (google is your friend) on trial.

Guest beers this week are: (well at least until the barrels run out)
Siera Nevada Pale Ale (not a traditional IPA)
Alaskan Smoked Porter


The sports channel has finally been found on the sat system in the sports bar area (seperate serving hatch im afraid).

Even spruced the place up a bit..new carpet in family area.

Despite being a smoker myself...we do still have to comply with regulations (bloody EU) so ive erected a tented (heated) area in the beergarden.

Im just gonna add to the rule list as we go...and the first ones are:

1. No Male is allowed to order "Babycham" or like derivatives.
2. No Rose sellers and Church leaflet handout people.
3. No naked bar...unless Leety pops in
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Can a man still order a 'Flirtini'?
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Ah, I see you've renewed some of the sawdust too, jolly good!

<Googles 'Lambic beer'>

I'll try a half! Anything described as "bracingly sour" has to be sampled.

Can we ban all alcopops too?

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Despite being a smoker myself...we do still have to comply with regulations (bloody EU)

I don't think NS England is in the EU...
How about making the rule "Smokers must be accompanied by a responsible adult" ?
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I'm keen to keep the alcopops to be honest, although they are by no means my drink of choice. I only want them to retain an air of 'cheap studentyness', rather than 'old geezer's local'. Or maybe we could just open a drum'n'bass/breaks club downstairs.
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P-17,7 Mar 2008
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I'm keen to keep the alcopops to be honest, although they are by no means my drink of choice. I only want them to retain an air of 'cheap studentyness', rather than 'old geezer's local'. Or maybe we could just open a drum'n'bass/breaks club downstairs.

Too true... Either that or some cheap trebles.
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Im not too fond of doing the alcopop thing to be honest...how about..as a compromise:

I take all the John Denver records out of the jukebox :)


Dpl
The Oud Beersel's Bersalis is really lemony and sour as hell...i have to put sugar in mine.


Glerica
The Kuypers is nicely chilled.. Flirtinis are definelty on the drinks list.
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07:01 PM
Or maybe we could just open a drum'n'bass/breaks club downstairs.

A fine suggestion! I can donate some properly banging speakers to get us started.
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*strolls into the bar and takes a quick glace around. His eyes peering into every corner, just making sure there won't be trouble. a nervous habbit he picked up from being around certian people to often. He notices an empty stool at the bar and swiftly makes his way over and takes a seat. He keeps his shadowy hood down covering his eyes*

If I may, I'd like a Labbat's Blue and perhaps a plate of your finest wings, and if I may say so, you have a really nice place here.

*he looks down at the bar and notices scratches in the wood that seem like a name. He takes out a small pocket knief and carves his name in under it as he waits for his order*
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