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| NDR rescue teams enter the capital of BE | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 13 2007, 11:41 PM (157 Views) | |
| New Drakensberg Range | Dec 13 2007, 11:41 PM Post #1 |
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At 08:20 this morning, rescue teams from New Drakensberg Range entered the bananafied ruins of the capital of Britains Empire. Most of the rescue group, numbering 100, were tasked with searching for survivors, and preparing them for evacuation from the devastated country. Some, numbering 10, were tasked primarily with starting a program of de-Britanification. De-Branification is the process of expunging BE's political indoctrination from the people of his country. The D-B team soon discovered that the task that were assigned to do was going to be very hard to accomplish. When one member of the BE team tried to comfort an injured native woman, he was pushed away when the woman realised he was from New Drakensberg Range, and the woman then screamed "Down with elitism, Down with elitism!" AT 11:20, the D-B team had fully grasped the difficulty of trying to get the people of BE to abandon their beliefs, when a large number of the capital's survivors organised a spontaneous rally, which played host to verbal demonstrations against England and its "obstinance", and "reluctance to change". At 1:35, a member of the D-B team discovered a warehouse full of pro-BE propaganda. Some of the leaflets declared that BE was the "saviour of the world", and that he was the man who was leading the fight against "evil England". One poster, (which had a note on the behind saying that this poster was being prepared for production into giant boards) showed BE pointing his finger towards a picture of the Sun, and the caption said "Comrade BE, he will save us!" The rescue efforts of the NDR rescue teams continues, and so far 400 people have been rescued from danger. The D-B team continues its work, and its spokeperson said that the D-B team would likely be in Britain Empire for "quite a long while." At the time that the spokesperson was talking, something strange was occuring... The NDR 6th Elite Combat Regiment (with a full inventory of infantry, tanks, armour and artillery) landed on the western coast of Britains Empire. The 7th Air Group begun providing aerial cover for the establisment of a military base at the landing site. Helicopters have been transporting reinforcements into the base, and the 33rd Naval Group has been providing sea support. A reporter asked a spokesperson of the NDR Military, "What is the purpose of this [the establishment of a military base]?" The spokesperson said, "Britains Empire has been the source of a lot of trouble. The government of NDR has decided that it should absorb 7% of Britains Empire's landmass in return for what BE has done. This statement has been approved by the leader of NDR." The spokesperson then read a prepared statement: "To all nations of England, feel free to carve up BE between yourselfs. Britains Empire should never again rise as a sovereign state." |
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