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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:40 AM Post #481 |
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[Rhanukhani State News Network Early Morning Bulletin] Hello viewers. The time is one o'clock and I'm Trent Butterknife bringing you the news all across England thanks to the Rhanukhan OrbiTech satellite communications network! Today's main headlines: The War Goes On: Although Rhanukhan is now free of invaders, many other nations are less fortunate. No news has come out of New Drakensberg Range or Disposeablepuppetland amongst others for several weeks and fears are growing for the citizens of those nations. His Resplendence, the Supreme Chairman has promised to mobilise Rhanukhani forces in order to help liberate these regions and announced increased production of both GBI-1 super soldiers and Doctor Peter Wallclock's deadly toxic gas in anticipation of the upcoming conflict. Science correspondant, Jonathan Spatula interviews Doctor Wallclock - recently awarded the Gold Spanner for his work developing the gas - at his laboroatory later tonight. Counting the Cost: With the Symyano forced out of Rhanukhan, the citizens and workers turn their thoughts to rebuilding their homes and lives. We join Sophie Futon on the streets of Rhanukhan city for the opinions of everyday citizens. And finally: Governor Constantine Malachite and his remarkable flying island of Lehpuhrta remain engaged in the ongoing operation in Glerica to retrieve Rhanukhani citizens splorted there during the early stages of the Symyano invasion. Gillian Towelrail, RSNN's correspondant on the island brings us her latest reports including the ever popular inside information from her secretive source, the elusive Simone! All the news, sport and tomorrow's weather coming right after this break... |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:40 AM Post #482 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Somewhere in Glerica] *BLAFFFZZZZZZ!!!!!* This is hopeless, inferior creature! *VRRRR* Just keep shooting, monkey! With the machines focussing on us, Agent Yellow and your partner have the chance to sneak in from another angle. *BLAM! BLAM!* We have tried this -hk!- strategy three times since we arrived - it always fails! *VRRRVRRRRRR* Do you know how to -nn!- do anything other than complain?! *BLAFFFZZZZZZ!!!!!* Yes - I can shoot! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:41 AM Post #483 |
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[Glerican Secondary Splort Command, Lehpuhrta] Professor Sideboard! We did it - we're in! In, Doctor Rogers - in where? The Gateway! I've been using the Malachite Evolving Enterprises Master Network to try and bypass the controlling artificial personality so we ca- Enough babbling! Mr Malachite must be informed immediately! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:41 AM Post #484 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] Thank you, Lucy - and pass my congratulations on to the good Doctor! Computer! +++AT YOUR COMMAND, MR MALACHITE+++ I want access to the Glerican Defence Network - now! +++WELCOME TO THE GLERICAN GATEWAY, A SUBSIDIARY OF MALACHITE EVOLVING ENTERPRISES+++ We can start by shutting down the communications block - I want to know what's been happening these last few weeks! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:42 AM Post #485 |
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[Somewhere in Glerica] "crrzzztt!-ou copy, Agent Yellow? This is Commander Green!" We have communications, people! Sir - it's a pleasure to hear your voice! *BLAM!* "Good to hear yours too, Yellow. What's your status?" *VRRRRRRR* *FWOOOOOOSH! BOOOOMMM!!!* We're -ugh!- directly outside the Defence Hub compound right now, sir... but it's proving impossible to get past the machines guarding the place - they've dogged us every step of the way. "Well, I believe that's one thing I can save you from worrying about." Sir? *VRRRRRRrrrrrr...* Sir! The machines have all shut down! How- "We currently have control of the Gateway and have disabled the Glerican Defence Network to allow us to-" Disabled? Now is our chance! *bleepbloopblorp* This is Dublosevann to any Symyano vessel in orbit! The Glerican Defence Network is down - repeat dow- NO! Jenny! Take him out! Sir! *BLAM!* DUBLOSEVANN!! Curse you, human! *BLAFFFZZZZZZ!!!!!* AIEEE!!! JENNY! *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* "Yellow! What is it?! What's going on down there???!!!" Jenny! Please be alive! "Yellow! YELLOW!! Dammit Dave - answer me!" hnn! Sir! It was the Symyano. We've been forced to work together with them - it was the only way to survive. "Symyano?!" Yes sir - I think one of them might have just got a message through to the fleet... |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:42 AM Post #486 |
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[Glerican Secondary Splort Command, Lehpuhrta] Doctor! The defences are down! Is the splort core ready? It is, Professor - we've already located the Rhanukhani civilians for you. Excellent. Computer! Draw power from the main reactors - I want to splort everybody back to Rhanukhan in the shortest time possible! +++ATTENTION! USING SPLORT CORE AT SUCH A HIGH SETTING WILL DRASTICALLY REDUCE POWER IN THE LEVITATION GENERATORS.+++ But only for the duration of the splort operation, computer - it's hardly like when Mr Malachite destroyed the Symyano flagship - permit a controlled descent whilst the splort core is active. +++COMPLYING+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:43 AM Post #487 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] +++ATTENTION! SPLORT CORE ONLINE! LEVITATION GENERATORS REDUCED TO 36.89% OUTPUT. COMMENCING CONTROLLED DESCENT+++ Thank you computer. Get our citizens out of there so we can return to normal functionality a.s.a.p. +++COMPLYING+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:44 AM Post #488 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet] Exalted Fleetmaster! A message has been received! You seem excited for a change - what is this message? It was incomplete, your exaltedness, but it came from our agent, Dublosevann, in Glerica - he informs us that the Defence Network has been shut down! At last! Order all vessels over Glerica to descend and commence ground operations immediately! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:44 AM Post #489 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] +++ATTENTION! SYMYANO SUBFLEET OVER GLERICA IS COMMENCING DESCENT+++ Damn! That agent's message must have got through! hnn! I really didn't want to have to do this... Computer! Open communion with Coohudalss' ship! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:45 AM Post #490 |
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet] Chonmiklatt! I am most surprised though not delighted to see you again. The feeling is entirely mutual Coohudalss - did you forget our last communion? Withdraw the subfleet from Glerica or I will be forced to annihilate it. Ah yes, Chonmiklatt, your deadly satellite network. I'm beginning to suspect that no such thing exists and you've been selling me an empty gohruba skin. I can assure you my threat was quite real, Coohudalss. No - if you had this devastating satellite network surrounding my vessels you would have used it by now. I believe the only one you had is the one sitting in my laboratories even now. The rest were just part of a clever bluff. Then you leave me no choice, Coohudalss - I really didn't want to be responsible for the deaths of so many of my fellow Symyano. You stopped being Symyano when you sided with the inferior inhabitants of this world, Chonmiklatt! End communion! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:45 AM Post #491 |
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[Somewhere in Glerica] "Agent Yellow, come in! This is Commander Green!" Sir! Agent Red needs urgent medical attention - you have to- "Listen, Yellow! The Symyano are descending on Glerica. we've nearly finished splorting our people out but we're going to have to abort your other mission." But Sir! "But nothing - the GBI-2 mystery will have to wait - I've sent a remote control command to your Starhawks they'll arrive shortly to pick the three of you up." Three? But there's only me and Agent Red left. "The computer scan shows three GBI-2s at your location - are you saying Agent Indigo isn't with you?" He was killed in action over a week ago, sir. If it wasn't for- wait! You! Who are you?! "Yellow? Who is it?!" Daaaave... Daaaave... How do you- Daave, don't fight me Dave... come... you are one of us... "Dave! Who's there?" I... I... no! I have to get Jenny back! You must come... we can care for you both... Stay back! Come with me... *BLAM!* |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:46 AM Post #492 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] +++ATTENTION! SYMYANO SUBFLEET BEGINNING TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE HEIGHT FOR SATELLITE ATTACK+++ Dave! Talk to me! Gah! Computer! Fire at will - take them out as fast as possible before they get low enough to rain wreckage down on Glerica. +++WITH THE SPLORT OPERATION STILL ACTIVE, RESOURCES WILL HAVE TO BE ALLOCATED FROM THE EFFORT TO MAINTAIN DOMINANCE OVER THE GLERICAN GATEWAY ARTIFICIAL PERSONALITY+++ Meaning we could lose the Gateway again? +++AFFIRMATIVE+++ *sigh* Fine - do it! +++COMPLYING+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:46 AM Post #493 |
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet] Exalted Fleetmaster! We are receiving reports of multiple massive power surges in the space surrounding the Glerican subfleet! What?! NO! He had to be bluffing!!! ah... th-the lead vessel has just disappeared from our sensors, e-e-exalted one... GRAAAAGH! Order the subfleet to accelerate the descent - minimum safety - he wouldn't dare fire on vessels within the atmosphere - they would cause devastation on impact! It will be as you say, your exaltedness! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:47 AM Post #494 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] +++ATTENTION! FOURTEEN SYMYANO VESSELS HAVE ENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE+++ Did you destroy the rest? +++AFFIRMATIVE+++ We can't shoot those fourteen - it would be like flying in and bombing Glerica ourselves... +++ATTENTION! STARHAWK FIGHTERS HAVE REACHED DESTINATION+++ Is Agent Yellow boarding? +++UNABLE TO ASCERTAIN+++ nn! There's far too many unknowns here! +++STARHAWK #1 LAUNCHED. FIGHTER AUTOPILOT IS PROGRAMMED WITH COMMAND TO RETURN DIRECTLY TO LEHPUHRTA MEDICAL FACILITY+++ That must be Jenny - Dave would have looked out for her first! +++STARHAWK #2 LAUNCHED. MANUAL CONTROL. FIGHTER IS FOLLOWING COURSE OF STARHAWK #1+++ Yes! Come home Dave! Computer - take control of the thir- +++ATTENTION! GLERICAN GATEWAY RESOURCE ALLOCATION EXHAUSTED. ESTIMATE IMMEDIATE LOSS OF CONTROL OVER GLERICAN DEFENCE NETWORK!+++ Not now! Have we splorted all the Rhanukhani citizens out? +++AFFIRMATIVE. PROFESSOR SIDEBOARD IS IN THE PROCESS OF RESTORING POWER TO LEVITATION GENERATORS+++ Good - we'll probably need to beat a hasty retreat when that computer gets it's weapons back online! +++STARHAWK #3 LAUNCHED. MANUAL CONTROL. FIGHTER IS FOLLOWING COURSE OF STARHAWK #2+++ Wait! What? |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:47 AM Post #495 |
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[Starhawk #2] "Agent Yellow! Do you copy - this is Commander Green!" Loud and clear, sir! I hope you have the facility ready for Jenny - I don't know what the Symyano use for ammo but it makes a real mess of- "No time, Dave! Somebody has taken the third Starhawk and is in pursuit!" What?! I killed that shirker! Shot her right between the eyes! uh - sir! "They're not responding to radio contact and they're closing on your position - just who was that back at the site, Dave?" I... don't know... "Think! Could they have been one of our missing GBI-2s?" It... would explain how they were able to get into that fighter - speaking of which! *FWOOOSH!* Looks like they're within missile range! I'll have to call you back! Yellow out! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:48 AM Post #496 |
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet] E-e-exalted Fleetmaster- How many made it down? um - we've counted fourteen vessels still descending, exalted one - Chonmiklatt's satellites appear to have powered down. Four...teen? A-a-and there are signs that the Glerican d-d-defence n-network might be restoring itself... um... e-exaltedness... |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:48 AM Post #497 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] +++ATTENTION! STARHAWK DOWN!+++ Damn! Which one? +++UNABLE TO ASCERTAIN. BOTH FIGHTERS SUFFERED DAMAGE, DISRUPTING THE TRACKING SIGNAL.+++ Gah! Fine - let Jenny's fighter land at the medical facility and have a crew on standby and track the other fighter - I want an armed GBI squad all over it the second it touches down! +++COMPLYING+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:49 AM Post #498 |
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Glerican Gateway Hi there! Sorry for the earlier disruption in service! You'll be pleased to hear that full functionality will be restored shortly and the usual high standard of elimination will be available to all visitors! I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome the descending Symyano Fleet with a complimentary barrage from our missile silos! Naturally, we're sure you'll also wish to sample the many other delights offered by the Glerican Defence Network so as soon as they're online, I'll be happy to demonstrate! And, Rhanukhani visitors, don't think I've forgotten you either! I can see you leaving right now! Thank you for clearing up your untidy citizens. I'd like to reward such conscientious behaviour with - oh dear, there appears to be a problem withERRORERRORERROR REBOOTING |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:49 AM Post #499 |
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[Glerican Secondary Splort Command, Lehpuhrta] What did you do to it, Doctor? Not enough, I'm afraid, Professor Sideboard - it'll be back online in a few minutes - hopefully long enough for the next stage to kick in... Which is? |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:50 AM Post #500 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] +++ATTENTION! BOTH STARHAWKS HAVE LANDED AT THE MEDICAL FACILITY+++ Are they surrounded? +++AFFIRMATIVE. AGENT RED HAS BEEN RETRIEVED BY THE MEDICAL STAFF+++ And the other pilot? Who is it? +++GBI SECURITY COMMANDER CONFIRMS PILOT IDENTITY AS GBI-2 DAVID ANVIL - AGENT YELLOW+++ Thank the Supreme Chairman! Have him sent up he- +++ATTENTION! SPLORT CORE ACTIVATED!+++ What?! Put me through to the- +++ATTENTION! SPLORT FIELD HAS EXTENDED ACROSS ENTIRE ISLAND+++ Lucy? Doctor Rogers?!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING????!!!!! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 13 2008, 12:53 AM Post #501 |
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OOC: Sorry for the monster posting - hopefully it'll encourage some activity in this thread again though. It was planned to spread over the weekend but it turns out I'll be away so I just pasted it all in tonight - I'm afraid you'll have to wait 'til Monday to find out where Lehpuhrta's going and even longer for the mystery surrounding that stranger who Agent Yellow met to be resolved ![]() edit: whooh! post #500 in this thread!
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| disposablepuppetland | Jun 14 2008, 11:40 PM Post #502 |
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"Captain Saiyukii, do you read me?" ......... "Captain Saiyukii. Come in please." ......... "Damn it!" Lieutenant Ryturnclydd threw his communicator on the ground. "What now sir?" asked private Dayvejhonss. "Form up and count off. I want to know who we've still got left." The troops formed a rough line and called out their name and number. "Only fifty-eight?" sighed the Lieutenant, "there were three hundred and twenty on-board when we set off!" "Where's corporal Bolloo? I sent him out with a squad to patrol the perimeter last night." "Never returned sir." "None of them?" "No sir." "We can't wait here any longer. Let's move out. TROOPS, MOVE OUT. DOUBLE FILE." "Where're we heading sir?" "We'll follow the road east, and commandeer the first vehicle we see." "Sir." "Oh and by the way Dayvejhonss. You're now a corporal." "Yes sir." As they began to head off a sudden disturbance came from the forest behind them. The troops stared wide-eyed, ready to run for their lives, expecting another attack from the vicious creatures that seemed to lurk everywhere in this hostile land. Corporal Dayvejhonss held his ground, steadied his nerve, and raised his rifle. The sound came again, nearer this time, and suddenly a Symyano soldier burst from the tree cover, sprinting towards them. He glanced behind him at some unseen pursuer, lost his balance, and tumbled down the bank leading down to the road. A few shots rang out from the waiting troops, but they were well off target. "HOLD FIRE!", shouted Lieutenant Ryturnclydd. He ran over to the panicking soldier. "Name and rank soldier!" "RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!" The Lieutenant slapped him hard across the face. "NAME AND RANK SOLDIER!" "C-c-corporal Geralduu s-s-sir." "What happened back there Corporal? Who's your CO?" "Captain Saiyukii sir. We've got to run sir. Creatures everywhere sir. Trapped us sir. Ripped us apart sir. Teeth sir. Everyone sir. RUUUUUN!!!" |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 15 2008, 07:30 PM Post #503 |
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+++ATTENTION - SPLORT PROCESS COMPLETE - SPLORT CORE OFFLINE. WARNING! LEVITATION GENERATORS OFFLINE! GRAVITY FIELD OFFLINE! ISLAND SURFACE ATMOSPHERE LOSS CRITICAL! RECOMMEND DESCENT TO LOWER ALTITUDE! DESCENT RATE CRITICAL! IMPACT WITH PLANETARY SURFACE IN- Not this again! LUCY! We need the levitation generators now! Ah - already working on it, Constantine! Doctor Rogers! What were you playing at?! You knew that using the splort core for a single large mass like Lehpuhrta would divert power from everything else! I'm sorry Mr Malachite but we needed to be out of the Gateway's reach as fast as possible - it would have shot your precious Lehpuhrta out of the sky once it had regained full access to the weapons systems! It had already started throwing missiles at the incoming Symyano when we left!! hn! Fine! I'll let this one slide - if we survive! What?! There's gratitude for y- +++ATTENTION! LEVITATION GENERATORS ONLINE, FUNCTIONING AT 100% CAPACITY. ATTEMPTING TO STABILIZE ISLAND. GRAVITY FIELD RESTORED, ATMOSPHERE CURRENTLY EQUALIZED WITH EXTERNAL PRESSURE AND TEMPERATURE - RECOMMEND DESCENT TO LOWER ALTITUDE! CURRENT DESCENT SPEED: 40 KNOTS AND SLOWING, ALTITUDE: 9KM. DO YOU WISH MANUAL CONTROL?+++ Excellent work, Lucy! Thank you! You're always welcome, Constantine! Now, let's find out where we are. Doctor, did you program a specific location before we splorted? I did - we should be on the opposite side of the planet now. Really? You like to make sure we're out of range don't you? Well, let's see exactly where we are. Computer! I want a map with our current location on it! |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 15 2008, 08:04 PM Post #504 |
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[Rhanukhani State News Network Late Evening Bulletin] Hello viewers. The time is nine o'clock and I'm Trent Butterknife bringing you the news all across England thanks to the Rhanukhan OrbiTech satellite communications network! Tonight's main headlines: Safely Home: Barcode scanning is complete and RSNN is happy to confirm that all the Rhanukhani citizens splorted to Glerica during the early stages of the Symyano invasion have been safely returned. As you can see from this footage shot in the fields just outside Rhanukhan city two days ago, the sudden appearance of increasing numbers of surprised and bewildered citizens caused quite a stir but fortunately emergency services and the military were swift to respond to the situation and transport the returnees to their homes or medical centres as appropriate. His Resplendence, the Supreme Chairman was quick to praise their calm and professional handling of the incident in a speech made earlier today. Drama in the Sky: Gillian Towelrail, RSNN's correspondent on the island of Lehpuhrta has just reported in informing us that following the daring recovery mission to Glerica, Governor Constantine Malachite's remarkable base of operations was forced to utilize the Glerican's own splort core to withdraw, demonstrating the impressive power of the technology. According to Gillian's source, the mysterious Simone - believed to be a high ranking member of Governor Malachite's administration - the island is currently holding position over the sea to the south of Rutzatil and will likely be returning to Rhanukhan shortly. And finally: Events in Currakhan province are hotting up as it appears the NNV, that's the Neue Nivogalese Volksarmee - a terrorist organisation which aims to declare the province an independent nation - has gained access to a large quantity of advanced weaponry. Authorities are currently unable to determine who has started supplying the trerrorists but several members of the Rhanukhani National Security Agency have been dispatched to the area to crack the case. All the news, sport and tomorrow's weather coming right after this break... |
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| P-17 | Jun 15 2008, 09:00 PM Post #505 |
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Political Correctness Junkie
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(OOC - I've only just had a look at this. Jebus. Lucky P-17 is tucked away in the south-western corner of England) "Grumfghrgh! I say Winston, England appears to be involved in galactic warfare, what?" "Hmm, I was wondering whos bloody fireworks those were." "I'd better sell my stocks in Rhanukhan, hrmmphgrumf. Is that secret project finished?" "It's been finished for months Godfrey, I keep reminding you." "You don't say? Memory's a bit shaky, what? Notify the Launch Site to fire up The -frghrumpf- Protector" "what about the model space shuttle?" "Oh, it wasn't fooling anyone anyway. Hurrumphgrh!" |
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| Glerica | Jun 15 2008, 09:03 PM Post #506 |
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Glerican Gateway A big hello to our Symyan visitors! Welcome to Glerica! However, it seems that at this moment in time you do not meet the following requirements to visit Glerica: *A valid visa application * A valid passport * Shipping licences Also I have no record of you requesting asylum in Glerica! On top of all of this, your ships are violating SEVENTY FOUR National and International flying zone restrictions, you are not holding a validated flying licence, and your headlight on ship FOUR is broken. I'm afraid I'm going to have to politely ask you to leave. >NO RESPONSE GIVEN That's super dandy, I hope you enjoy the laser defence system dotted around Glerica that should be vaporising your ship and everything in it right now! LASER FIRE? AFFIRMED TARGETS (14)> FIRING> FIRING COMPLETE> CLEAR UP? AFFIRMED TARGETS (0) > LASER TO STANDBY MODE. Thanks for connecting! |
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| Rutzatil | Jun 15 2008, 10:01 PM Post #507 |
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Message from the Rutzatil Ministry of Defense: Hello, We at the Rutzatil MOD have become a tad bored with this whole war business. We've decided to pull out of this war as, quite frankly, we're safe enough anyway. However, the lads have said that they do like that Port Alpha and would like to keep it. Thanks. *Message Over* |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 23 2008, 08:24 PM Post #508 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Rhanukhani State News Network Late Evening Bulletin] Hello viewers. The time is nine thirty and I'm Trent Butterknife bringing you the news all across England thanks to the Rhanukhan OrbiTech satellite communications network! Tonight's main headlines: Triumphant Return: Provincial Governor, Constantine Malachite and his troops on the flying island of Lehpuhrta returned to a hero's welcome yesterday following their daring mission to retrieve the Rhanukhani citizens and workers splorted to Glerica during the early stages of the Symyano invasion. His Resplendence, the Supreme Chairman awarded Mr Malachite the Golden Spanner for his efforts in a special ceremony this morning. Also receiving awards were Special Agents David Anvil and Jennifer Footstool - both given the Bronze Hardhat, whilst Special Agent Christopher Ladle, who died during the operation, was posthumously awarded the Purple Hammer. But awards weren't only given to Rhanukhani personnel. Midway through the operation the Glerican's own Splort Command Team were forced to relocate their entire base due to enemy action and joined forces with the Lehpuhrtan operatives! For their part in retrieving our citizens, His Resplendence issued all members of the SCT with the Grand Chain - the highest honour awarded to foreign citizens. Gillian Towelrail was present at the ceremony and brings us an exclusive interview with Governor Malachite later in the program. Economic Boom!: Financial correspondent, Wendy Collander, brings us a special report on the rapidly improving Rhanukhani economy following the removal of the Symyano invaders from our great nation. Areas of particular improvement have naturally been arms manufacture as both our own armed forces and those of neighbouring nations seek to push the Symyano completely off the planet and also the construction industry as the eastern provinces set about rebuilding. Lights in the Sky: The curious green lights filling the night sky over the sea to the east continue. Observations from the Rhanukhani State Space Station confirm that the source is the P-17 Launch Site but the nation, in spite of being a fellow member of the Fruitbowl Alliance, has thus far apparently refused any requests for information about their activities on the island. And finally: Following a number of suspicious broadcasts ostensibly from the Rutzatil Ministry of Defence it is believed that the nation has become the latest to fall wholly to the Symyano. We'll bring you more on this story as information becomes available. All the news, sport and tomorrow's weather coming right after this break... |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 23 2008, 08:36 PM Post #509 |
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Telegram to P-17 Foreign Ministry Dear Sirs, I write to you to once again request information on your current activities at the P-17 Launch Site. The island is close to our shores and His Resplendence is concerned about any potential dangers to our citizens in the eastern provinces. I would have expected a greater degree of co-operation from a fellow member of the Fruitbowl Alliance but, as yet, no reply has been forthcoming. If we are to assist each other in repelling the Symyano invasion, more openness would be highly beneficial. Best regards, Zoe Washbasin, Rhanukhani Foreign Minister |
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| rhanukhan | Jun 23 2008, 08:47 PM Post #510 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet] Exalted Fleetmaster! Today's reports! Transfer them to my quarters - I will review them in private later. It shall be as you say, exalted one! Tell me - have we managed to discover what is occurring on that island yet? Alas no, your exaltedness - it is indeed a mystery. Pah! I just know it will be another weapon for use against us! Everything these creatures do is designed to cause me aggravation! We should own this planet by now and instead we occupy less than half the individual nations and even most of those continue to put up resistance to some level! I-indeed, exalted f-fleetmaster... Still, it shouldn't be long now before we receive a reply to my last request to his magnificence, the Highmaster! Long may he reign over us! Yes... long indeed... |
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