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The Great Banana Rush
Topic Started: Dec 17 2007, 07:27 PM (8,467 Views)
rhanukhan
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[Somewhere in Currakhan]

Good news Herr Käseraspel - I bring your latest shipment of weapons for the campaign!

So you do, Herr Mantlepiece, so you do... I have to tell you that my comrades and I are grateful but we are beginning to grow a little suspicious of your motives.

What do you mean?! I have told you that I represent a group who sympathize with your plight!

Jawohl - but you have yet to tell us who this group is or why they would choose to help us... what's in it for you, Herr Mantlepiece?!

I can always take these weapons back, Herr Käseraspel - I'm sure there are plenty of other groups of freedom fighters who could make use of them. Who knows? Perhaps some of them have their eyes on Currakhan!

Nein! We will take the weapons and continue to pressure the Rhanukhani - they will see sense and give in to our demands before long!

I am sure they will, Herr Käseraspel.
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Telegram to Rhanukhan Foreign Ministry

P-17 has succesfully launched the X-Project, a banana-powered flying saucer designed to protect the territories of P-17, which are dotted throughout England. Able to vapourise tanks, ships, and anti-development protesters with ease, it serves to protect the interests of both P-17 and the Fruitbowl Alliance. X-Project is also on call to provide the most up-to-date light show in England, and will be a regular appearance at the P-17 annual state trance festival. Arrangements for lighting in other nations can be arranged.
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[Front page of The Conformist, 26th June 2008]

Vishni Condemns P-17

President Vishni condemned P-17 yesterday for its "rampant deflowering of Xenigon", in a speech to the National Union of Hairdressers. The president was attending the annual hairdressers conference in Apricotingley and used the occasion to launch a stinging, but puzzling, attack on the environmental policies of P-17. Attendees of the conference described the speech as "confusing" and "not in any way related to hairdressing".

A government spokesman later called a press conference and explained that there had been some mistranslation from the original Symyano text and that the president was actually condemning the "deforestation of the former-Xenigon territory".

Former education minister Vints Maikover, an outspoken critic of Vishni, announced that this was "yet further proof that the president will read out any old dross that's placed in front of him", and derided the government for "wasting time on minor issues when the whole of England is under threat".

President Vishni responded to the criticism by reading a prepared statement, confirming his intention to purchase "One bottle of milk, two loaves of bread, two packets of pear-drops, four bottles of wine, and a copy of The Mob". A government spokesman later explained that the president had accidentally read out his shopping list, and that the actual statement should have said that the president "refutes any suggestion that he just reads out anything that is placed in front of him."

The Conformist tried to contact Mr Maikover for a statement this morning, but he was unavailable for comment. His wife, however, issued the following statement: "Vints didn't come home last night. That's not like him at all. I'm very worried."


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[Benbhallan University, Department of Antiquities, office of Dr Henry Phone Jr]

*RIIIIIIING! RIIIIIIING!*

Hi - "Inukhanes" Phone speaking!

What the...? "Inukhanes"? I called the burrowing octopus that! Junior?

Uh - Dad! *cough* ah - Great to hear from you!

Junior, I want you to come to Hesslia immediately.

What? Now? Is this to do with Professor Teapot?

Yes! Those damned Symyano! I told him to get out of town as soon as they started landing but he insisted on staying with the project...

Oh Dad, I'm sorry - I know the two of you were old friends.

We were - that's why the University put me in charge of the Ahztlarhan investigation.

They did? Wow! That's like the Holy Grail of Rhanukhani archeology! And you want me to join you? I'll be on the next plane down!
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*static*

Go ahead, this channel is secure.

Your Resplendence, I can confidently report that my team have just killed the last of the Altered.

Good work Major Tumbledryer - public knowledge of that blunder could have been a huge embarrassment.

Indeed it could - our agents also managed to suppress any information in the media. Even Doctor Wallclock has agreed to keep quiet. Of course, that's due in no small part to the sizable paycheque he's going to be taking home now that we've recruited him for phase two.

We can afford it - this project has an extremely high priority. I trust you're still fine with going ahead in spite of what these things did to your father in Lazarastra?

Hn... yes - I don't blame the GBI-X1s for that. Malachite developed them - he is the one responsible for my father's death!

Don't worry Major - I still have access to the RNSA file on him - once the Symyano invasion is over and his usefulness has ended he'll be brought to account for all his crimes!

*static*
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet]

One nation??!! We have taken precisely one nation in the last ten turns of this world! This is not acceptable!!!

E-e-exalted Fleetmaster! I-I-I have t-today's reports.

GRAH! Put them on the main display!

A-as you command, exalted one!

Hmm... hnn... WHAT!!!! Is this correct?! We have lost control of three other nations whilst taking that previous one?!

Y-your e-e-exaltedness - it is the truth!

This is intolerable! The situation is worse than when I sent my request to the Highmaster!

R-request, exaltedness?

Ha! We will have his response soon enough. I am certain he will agree with my own judgement... and permit me to - well, you'll see soon enough!

*gulp* E-exalted Fleetmaster?

Silence! I will be in my quarters - only disturb me if it is His Magnificence himself!

It shall be as you say, your exaltedness.

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Doctor Rogers, my splort got through. The Cuckoo is in the nest.

C.K.I
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[Constantine Malachite's Command Centre, Lehpuhrta]

+++INCOMING COMMUNICATION FROM GLERICAN SPLORT COMMAND BASE+++

Put it through, computer... Doctor Rogers! Is everything set?

Yes it is, Mr Malachite - we'll be splorting the base off your island in a moment.

Excellent - you'll be pleased to hear that the computer is aware of your intended departure and won't be attacking you with the splort disrupter haha!

hmph! I'm not sure I appreciate your sense of humour and anyway, speaking of computers - I still don't see why you won't continue helping us with the Gateway.

Ultimately it's keeping the Symyano out of Glerica. As much as we appear to be pushing them back these days I'd sooner they didn't gain yet another foothold on the planet. The only reason I pitted my troops against the Gateway in the first place was because His Resplendence had personally ordered me to retrieve the Rhanukhani citizens you splorted!

But you know what it's doing to everybody in there! You have the reports from your own field agents and the scans from when we managed to hack the system.

Indeed. That's the kind of reason why I didn't program a sentient personality into my own computer.

Oh?

No - the Simulated Intelligence Machine #1 is the hub of the entire Malachite Evolving Enterprises Master Network. It's merely a tool - I couldn't go letting it get it's own way now, could I?

Hm - I wonder what that feels like?

What what feels like, Doctor?

Being 100% right all the time?

What are you trying to suggest, Doctor Rogers?

Heh! Nothing at all, Mr Malachite! Ah - I see the splort core is primed and ready - time to go. I must say, it's been... interesting... working with you, Mr Malachite - perhaps we'll do it again some day!

Perhaps we will, Doctor. Goodbye!

+++ATTENTION! GLERICAN SPLORT COMMAND BASE HAS DEPARTED FROM ISLAND+++

Hmm... thank you, computer.

+++YOU ARE WELCOME+++

Hn?
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Doctor Jane Rogers hates splorting. She really detests it. The way you feel sick afterwards, the dehydration it causes and the temporal dizziness it sometimes creates when used on such a massive scale. Moving the entire splort core, for example is indeed a massive scale. However, Jane hates splorting for more than the mere physical sides of it. Her supposed life-work had all just been a pawn in the master plan of some flying saucer monkeys who fancied earth as their summer house. She thought all this as the splort core was cooling down, in its new location.

Location: Glerican Splort Command, Silkisle - Glerican Nature Reserve

On top of all this, there was an astounding sense of loneliness for Dr. Rogers. Despite technically being back on Glerican soil, she wasn't home. The Gateway still had control over Glerica, and her companions Worstill and Professor George Concour were dead after the attack by the Gateway. Working with Malachite had been the only person she's talked too in the last several weeks.

Well, except for Captain Kelli Irving, but inter-galactic messages don't count do they? Jane booted up her laptop. It was time to sort out this gateway once and for all.
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Hi there! It seems that our beloved splort core has moved yet again, but this time to some uncharted place. I'd really appreciate it if you let me know where you are, so I could send you a deepest sympathy card. I realise that its polite to send these after the person has died, but I'm sure that's just a formality!

Thanks for connecting!
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The Journal of Dr Henry Phone

The Ahztlarhan dig is back on schedule. I was pleased to find my friend and colleague, Professor Teapot, kept meticulous notes throughout his time on the project. We should be out on site again during this coming week.

My son, Henry Jr, finally arrived earlier today - late, as usual - with the ridiculous excuse that he'd been involved in an incident with some gangsters back in Benbhallan and had awoken in the plane with his companion (a dancing girl he'd evidenty picked up during said incident) to find the pilots had jumped out, taking the only parachutes with them. As if this tale wasn't far-fetched enough he also claims that the two of them escaped certain death in the crashing aircraft by sailing down in an inflatable liferaft of all things! He hasn't changed since the last time we were together three years ago - hopefully this project will encourage him to buckle down and engage in some serious archeology.

He still insists on using that absurd "Inukhanes" nickname as well - no sense of pride in the family tradition, that boy!
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[Transmission from Symyan'zu received by Symyano flagship]

Fleetmaster Coohudalss. We have reviewed your reports on the invasion of England and have reached the same conclusion as yourself. Although habitable worlds are a rarity we agree that the indigenous species is proving far more resourceful than anticipated and should be completely eradicated before it becomes a genuine threat to the Symyano Hegemony. His Magnificence, the Highmaster has given the order to commence a total bombardment of the planet - you are to begin immediately! Do not fail him.

Overmaster Jaimsteeckerkk (Symyano Hegemony Stellar Fleet Command)
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet]

At last!

Exalted Fleetmaster?

Open a fleetwide communion - I have new orders for all vessels!

It shall be as you say, your exaltedness!
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[Aboard the Symyano vessel, Klarakzvill, over Rhanukhan]

Sub-Fleetmaster Toizaruss! Incoming communion from the flagship!

Put it through - main screen!

"THIS IS FLEETMASTER COOHUDALSS TO ALL VESSELS! POWER UP MAIN WEAPONS AND COMMENCE IMMEDIATE PLANETWIDE BOMBARDMENT - WIPE THE STAIN OF LIFE FROM THIS WORLD'S SURFACE!"

He cannot be serious! Open communion with the flagship at once!
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet]

Exalted Fleetmaster! I am receiving messages from many of the sub-fleetmasters seeking confirmation of your order! Several raise the point that we have our own troops on the ground!

They will just have to withdraw around the bombardment! If they had taken this world like they were supposed to they wouldn't be in this situation! Send orders to the ground forces to begin evacuating at once but I want to see the inferior creatures below burning right now!

It shall be as you say, exaltedness!
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[Constantine Malachite's Command Centre, Lehpuhrta]

+++ATTENTION! ALL SYMYANO VESSELS IN ORBIT HAVE BEGUN POWERING UP THEIR PRIMARY WEAPONS!+++

What?! NO! Coohudalss, you lunatic - what are you playing at?

Constantine? What is he doing?

There's only one thing he can be doing, Lucy - he's going to destroy this world!

-GASP!- No - surely not?!

It would seem so - I've only heard of such total annihilation twice in the entire history of the Symyano Hegemony. On both occasions the species were deemed to pose a future threat and wiping them out completely was preferable to conquering them.

But - there are Symyano on the planet... wouldn't he-

Wait for them to withdraw? It doesn't look that way - we must have really got under his fur!

Then we have to-

I know! Hn! Coohudalss! Why are you making me do this? Computer! I want a total override of the entire OrbiTech Satellite network - now!

+++COMPLYING+++
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[Newsflash from Rhanukhani State News Network]

Good evening viewers - I'm Trent Butterknife. We interrupt this program to bring you this warning from officials at the Palace of the Dedicated Worker. Reports have arrived that suggest the Symyano vessels all over England are commencing a bombardment of the planet's surface! The first projectiles have been reported falling in Hirota, Irongaard, Atraxes, Sou-

*static - all channels broadcasting on the OrbiTech Satellite Network suddenly shut down*
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[Constantine Malachite's Command Centre, Lehpuhrta]

+++ATTENTION! VESSEL DETECTED ASCENDING FROM P-17 LAUNCH BASE+++

It must be their X-Project! Constantine! They can't possibly hope to take on the entire Symyano fleet!

They're certainly brave, I'll give them that, but I have bigger concerns right now! Computer, use the codes stored in file CS76 to give me access to the Symyano Fleet's communication network!

+++COMPLYING+++
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[Aboard the Symyano vessel preparing to bombard the city of San Timarina]

Shipmaster! Sensors show a vessel approaching from the north! It was launched from the surface.

The surface? Those insignificant creatures have no vessel of that size...

It would seem that they d- GASP!- We are being scanned with a targeting beam!
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet]

The bombardment has begun, Exalted Fleetmaster!

Excellent! Soon this world will be a lifeless ball of rock!

It shall be as you say, exalted one. I can also report that the ground forces have already begu- what is this? Exaltedness! The inferior creatures have launched a vessel of their own - it has just destroyed the Gudcleenphun!

Pah - they are of no consequence! One vessel cannot hope to destroy us all before our work is d-

"THIS IS THE VOICE OF CHONMIKLATT OF THE SYMYANO TO ALL VESSELS OF THE INVASION FLEET! YOUR FLEETMASTER HAS MADE A GRAVE ERROR FOR WHICH YOU WILL ALL PAY WITH YOUR LIVES IF YOU DO NOT BREAK OFF AND WITHDRAW YOUR VESSELS FROM THIS WORLD IMMEDIATELY!"

He dares?! Where is that coming from?!!

"YOU HAVE OBSERVED THE POWER OF THE ORBITECH SATELLITE NETWORK IN RECENT WEEKS. YOUR VESSELS ARE NO MATCH! AS A GESTURE OF MY GOODWILL I WILL NOT ATTACK ANY VESSEL LEAVING THE SYSTEM BUT THOSE OF YOU WHO CONTINUE IN THIS BOMBARDMENT... MAY THE HIGHMASTER COMMEND YOUR SOULS."

Ignore that! Send orders to the fleet - any vessel attempting to run will be shot down by me personally!

Exalted one! We appear to be locked out of our own communications network!
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[Constantine Malachite's Command Centre, Lehpuhrta]

Are any of the vessels departing, computer?

+++NEGATIVE, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE CEASED THEIR BOMBARDMENT. SPECULATION: THEY ARE AWAITING A RESPONSE FROM THE SYMYANO FLAGSHIP+++

They'll have a long wait with us overriding their communications. I suppose we need to set examples though... *sigh* target and destroy any Symyano vessel continuing with the bombardment.

+++AFFIRMATIVE, HOWEVER, COMMUNICATIONS OVERRIDE WILL BE LOST IF ORBITECH SATELLITE NETWORK IS SWITCHED TO OFFENSIVE MODE+++

hn! Why is there never enough power to do everything? Fine! Go ahead! I really hoped to never have to give this order... computer - convert the OrbiTech Satellite Network to offensive mode!
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet]

Exalted Fleetmaster! We have communications back!

Finally! Give the ord-

Your Exaltedness! Please forgive me! Vessels all across the fleet are reporting massive power surges in the space around them!

Chonmiklatt's satellites! How many does he have??!!!

W-w-w-we've just lost the Billeeva, exalted one! ...and the Sumdaiman! Vessels are disappearing across the fleet!!! Please - y-your orders!

Chonmiklatt wants us to withdraw from orbit... very well - he shall have his wish!

Y-you wish to sound the retreat, your exaltedness?

Not quite... open communion with all vessels!
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[Constantine Malachite's Command Centre, Lehpuhrta]

+++ATTENTION! ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE SYMYANO VESSELS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED+++

So many... are the rest withdrawing?

+++SCANS CONFIRM THAT ALL REMAINING VESSELS ARE POWERING UP THEIR MAIN ENGINES+++

Then... then you did it Constantine! The Symyano are retreating!

I... almost didn't believe they would.

+++ATTENTION! SYMYANO FLEET COMMENCING DESCENT!+++

Descent?! All of them???!!!

+++AFFIRMATIVE+++
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[Aboard the flagship of the Symyano Fleet]

Chonmiklatt will not dare fire upon us once we are within the atmosphere - he has proven as much in the past!

Indeed, exalted fleetmaster.

If we cannot destroy this world from orbit then we will do so from the surface! COMMIT ALL FORCES TO A TOTAL GROUND ASSAULT!
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Hi there!

It seems that you're trying to destroy the world, and as such, trying to destroy Glerica! I'm affraid I cannot allow this to happen, so I'm going to take just a second of your time to draw attention to the automated fighter ships coming to intercept your craft, I'm sure you'll see, there's quite a few of them!

I'm also gonna let you all in on a little secret... I'm initiating Project Hard Shell!

Thanks for connecting!

>ACTIVATING SPLORT AMPLIFIERS. SPLORT AMPLIFIERS ENGAGED (2600) POWERING TO OPTIMUM POWER.
OPTIMUM POWER REACHED
GENERATING SPLORT FIELD... ... ... (100%)
ACTIVATE? CONFIRMED!
PROJECT HARD SHELL INITIA-

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[Glerican Splort Command, Silkisle]

"What's that?"

"What is what, Doctor?"

"That sound... like a sucking sort of sound"

"I don't hear anythi-"

*KABOOM*

"What the...? Private?"

"Massive shock wave! Splort Core power 0.9%... the building has suffered heavy structural damage!"

"The Symyans have begun their attack?!"

"No doctor, it seems localised... well, not worldwide anyway."

"Activate auto-repair, try and get the power back up... Something has drained the core and I want to know what it was!"

"Doctor, one more thing... Glerica is gone."
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[Rhanukhani State News Network Late Evening Bulletin]

Hello viewers. The time is nine o'clock and I'm Trent Butterknife bringing you the news here in Rhanukhan. Due to the ongoing technical difficulties with the OrbiTech Satellite Network we continue to broadcast only on local provincial transmitters and apologise for any reduction in quality.

Tonight's main headlines:

All Out War!: As many of you will be aware by now, the Symyano have engaged in a massive ground assault over the last 48 hours. Reports from the Rhanukhani State Space Station confirm that the entire alien fleet descended to the surface two days ago. This was evidently in response to a counter-attack by orbital weapons triggered by the invaders' initiating a global bombardment.

All international communication is heavily disrupted at the moment but fragments getting through suggest that all nations are engaged in the kind of large scale military activity observed here in Rhanukhan with troops engaged in street-to-street fighting with the aliens whilst massive civilian exodus into the surrounding countryside takes place.

The Rhanukhani military response has been decisive with extensive deployment of troops supported by Doctor Peter Wallclock's gas-based weapon - which proved so effective during the previous Symyano offensive - and the mobilisation of large numbers of GBI-1 super soldiers. Provincial Governor Constantine Malachite has established his flying island of Lehpuhrta as a command and communications hub for our brave troops ensuring an organised response to the invasion.

Dude, Where's my Country?: Further reports from observers on the Rhanukhani State Space Station sound almost too far fetched to be believed but photographic evidence backs them up. As you can see in this image, the nation of Glerica appears to have vanished from the face of the planet. Difficulties with international communication have made it impossible to confirm what has occurred but scientists speculate that the Glericans' famous splort technology may have had a hand in events.

And finally: The Neue Nivogalese Volksarmee - a terrorist organisation which aims to declare the province of Currakhan an independent nation - has been sensationally exposed as a front for the Symyano. A team of agents from the Rhanukhani National Security Agency led by agent Delores Spicerack carried out a spectacular raid on a weapons drop yesterday and discovered that the supplier, one Gary Mantlepiece, ostensibly a courier from Kanghari province was in fact a Symyano infiltrator! Several high ranking members of the NNV were also arrested during the operation. They presently deny any knowledge of who they were working with but the RNSA is expecting interrogations to prove very informative.

All the news and tomorrow's weather coming right after this break...
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[In his command bunker, His Resplendence, the Supreme Chairman, Horatio J. Prism has been called by Ignatius Lampstand, Director of the Rhanukhan National Security Agency]

Excellent result in Currakhan, Ignatius!

Indeed it was, Your Resplendence - our first confirmed Symyano captive - I imagine there's a lot he can tell us.

Use whatever means you consider necessary to get information out of him - we need every edge we can get against these invaders. hm... speaking of which... if you'll excuse me, Director, I have an incoming call I must take.

Of course, Your Resplendence.

*static*

Go ahead, Major Tumbledryer, this channel is secure.

Your Resplendence, Doctor Wallclock's serum is completed and our volunteer has arrived at the laboratory.

Good. We need AltSoldier out in the field a.s.a.p. I'm sure I don't need to tell you about what's been happening for the last couple of days!

Indeed not - we will commence the procedure imme- ah... excuse me, Your Resplendence - something requiring my immediate attention has just come up...

*static*
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[Kanghari Main Laboratories]

What do you mean, GONE??!!!

Ah... we just checked the vault sir - the serum has been removed!

Wallclock! It had to be him! He's always been against the military - first he tried to stop us using his gas, now he's sabotaging the AltSoldier Project! Where is he?

Security reports that Doctor Wallclock departed the laboratory three hours ago, sir!

I trust security at least checked that he wasn't carrying anything out with him?

As with everybody, sir - Doctor Wallclock had nothing on his person!

Nothing on his person?... Oh no! He couldn't have! I want a full review of security footage from Wallclock's lab for the last twenty four hours - now!!

Sir!
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