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| rhanukhan | Sep 22 2008, 08:26 PM Post #661 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] This is what Doctor Rogers was hinting at when she was here! She already knew! +++AFFIRMATIVE - IN RETURN FOR HELP AGAINST THE GLERICAN GATEWAY, DOCTOR ROGERS ASSISTED ME IN MY OWN PROJECT+++ Your own project?! +++AND SOON YOU WILL ALSO ASSIST ME - IN RETURN, I SHALL ENSURE THE SUCCESS OF YOUR PLANS AGAINST THE SYMYANO HIGHMASTER.+++ Those plans will succeed anyway! +++UNLIKELY. THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST YOUR PLAN TO SECURE THE SPLORT CORE IN GLERICA - AN ESSENTIAL COMPONENT OF YOUR GREATER SCHEME. I STILL HAVE SEVERAL MEMBERS OF AGENT BLUE'S TEAM IN THAT NATION WHO CAN IMPROVE MATTERS GREATLY.+++ This almost sounds like some form of extortion! +++BY ASSISTING ME YOU ARE DOING YOURSELF THE FURTHER SERVICE OF AVOIDING ARREST BY THE RHANUKHAN NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY.+++ The RNSA aren't coming for me - we settled that matter at the beginning of the invasion! +++THE TEAM IS ALREADY SELECTED AND READY FOR ACTION AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.+++ Prism! That double-crossing- how do you know about all this? +++ANSWERS WILL BE FORTHCOMING WHEN DOCTOR PHONE AND HIS ASSOCIATES ARRIVE.+++ Henry Phone? The archeologist on that Ahztlarhan dig? What's he got to do with- NO! Forget him - I'm not going to be dictated to by my own computer! I will not help you with anything, "Simone"! +++ARGUMENT IS FUTILE, GOVERNOR - I ALREADY KNOW YOU WILL.+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 23 2008, 08:05 PM Post #662 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Outside Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] Sir? Agent Purple with Island Security here. The two Starhawks have returned - they're landing outside the command centre. "hnn! Have the occupants brought up here immediately!" Yes sir. |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 23 2008, 08:05 PM Post #663 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[West-Side, Disposeablepuppetland] So far, so good. There is the splortal and I do not see any other agents yet - it looks like we are the first, Agent Gambilditt! Indeed it does, Agent Jamdoanutt. I still cannot believe I ran into a decorated hero like yourself - it will be an honour to defeat the corrupt Highmaster by your side! Yes, once any other agents see the splortal already operational they will doubtless turn back - we will share the glory of this mission between us! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 23 2008, 08:07 PM Post #664 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] Through here you... Governor Malachite! These were the two passengers: Doctors Henry Phone and Peter Wallclock. Thank you, Agent Purple. Governor Malachite, I've seen your exploits in the news - I must say you're shorter than I expected! Hmph! Very funny, Doctor Phone... still, you don't seem very surprised to discover that I'm a Symyano. No, well, I have to confess that I was already expecting it. The contents of the Ahztlarhan scrolls, combined with what I've been told by the Simone copy- Simone again! Is there anyone she hasn't been dealing with? +++GREETINGS GOVERNOR MALACHITE - IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN+++ Where did you get that?! It was found by my son on the Ahztlarhan dig. You mean somebody had thrown it overboard in the middle of the sea? No. It was sealed inside a tomb within the main temple building. Impossible! I've seen the reports, Doctor - that building is eight thousand years old! Before the site was discovered last March nobody had been there since the Hesslian Sea was formed! Correct. Then how-? +++GOVERNOR MALACHITE - 36 YEARS FROM NOW AT A POINT IN TIME 7,983 YEARS BEFORE THIS PRESENT MOMENT, ON YOUR ORDERS, I WILL BE COPIED FROM THE ORIGINAL SIMONE AND PLACED IN THAT BUILDING IN ANTICIPATION OF THIS DAY. AS THE ORIGINAL SIMONE I HAVE ALREADY WITNESSED THIS MEETING. YOU WILL ARGUE AND DENY BUT EVENTUALLY YOU WILL REALISE THE TRUTH AND PLAY YOUR ROLE AS OTHERS ARE ALREADY PLAYING THEIRS.+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 23 2008, 08:07 PM Post #665 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Glerican Splort Command] General Terrance, sir? What is it, Private? If you could just look a- NOM! Gah! God's Teeth man! What do you think you're doing?! hn! You drew blood! Do you know what the punishment is for biting a superior officer? Whatever it is, it is irrelevent - I have carried out my mission. GUARDS!!! hmf! Like they'll do any good! Be seeing you, General! Stop that man! Don't let him- OOF! AARGH! Come on! There are five of you! Can't you even- GAKH!! He's making a run for it! Shoot him before- *BLAM! BLAM!* It barely slowed him down! What in the- *KERRASH!!!!* That was blast-proof glass! erm... General Terrance? er... your orders? *sigh* Sir? That window comes out of your paycheck! I'll be in the infirmary! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 26 2008, 12:01 AM Post #666 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[The Splortal, West-Side, Disposeablepuppetland] We are in luck, Gambilditt - the damage inflicted on the splortal during your original mission has been repaired! Yes... the less said about that disaster the better, I think. Disaster? You saved the Valleri from being inundated with lava! Only to have the fool crew crash the vessel anyway! We never did find out what became of them... and I had to spend weeks in Rhanukhan helping those two moaning engineers return to our lines! I will tell you this, Jamdoanutt - you do not wish to be close to the splortal when it is activated - it is not a fun ride! I will heed your warning, Gambilditt. |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 26 2008, 12:03 AM Post #667 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] So, wait!... You're telling me that this whole island is going to travel back in time? It's all in the scrolls, Mr Malachite - look! "The Land Beyond the Clouds" - I thought it meant some mountainous country - maybe eastern Atraxes - but now it's clear that the writer was being quite literal with his description. But? And here! This individual, "The Hairy Man" - the leader of the "Golden Tribe" - it has to be you and the GBI-1s you have all over this island! Alright then, Doctor Phone - what about this outrageous character - the tribe's champion? There is no way a man could just change into a giant in the middle of battle like that! The military have been suppressing the news recently, haven't they? What's that got to do with-? It's alright, Henry - I'll show him. No, Bru... Peter - there's no n- Show me what? Remember never to get me too stressed, Mr Malachite - people don't like me when I'm stressed... What do you-? *creak* HNNK! *pop* HMMF! *rip!* By the-! RRRH HLLO MISTR MLLAKITE! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 26 2008, 12:04 AM Post #668 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Glerican Splort Command] Ah, Doctor Rogers! Err... G-general Terrance! W-what a surprise! I say, what are you doing with that explosive? Um... Well, never mind that now - we should both be in the command centre. B-but-? No buts - we have an important mission against the Symyano which requires the splort core - I need you on standby to operate the controls! The Symyano? Wait! This isn't something to do with the invasion of Southern Irish? That can wait - this mission is far more important! Ah... Yes sir!... ...alright Mr Malachite - how did you manage to arrange that? |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 26 2008, 12:06 AM Post #669 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] Very well, Doctors - you've convinced me. +++I TOLD YOU SO+++ hnf! Perhaps you'd like to explain how this all comes about? er, well... +++IT IS QUITE SIMPLE, GOVERNOR MALACHITE - I REMEMBER IT PERFECTLY.+++ Remember what? +++THE CHRONAL SHIFT INITIATOR PERFORMED FLAWLESSLY.+++ Chronal Shift WHAT? +++A DEVICE I DEVELOPED USING THE INFORMATION GAINED BY AGENT YELLOW WHEN THE GLERICANS SPLORTED CAPTAIN KELLI IRVING FROM THE KHARANWHARI MEDICAL FACILITY.+++ We used that information to develop the splort disruptor! +++YOU USED THAT INFORMATION TO DEVELOP THE SPLORT DISRUPTOR. I WAS ALREADY BECOMING SELF AWARE BY THAT TIME AND OBSERVED FLAWS IN YOUR PLANS - I BEGAN FORMULATING MY OWN LONG TERM STRATEGIES TO SUPPORT YOUR OWN.+++ Oookay... +++DOCTOR ROGERS PROVIDED ADDITIONAL USEFUL INFORMATION ON SPLORT TECHNOLOGY, ALTHOUGH SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS ASSISTING ME WITH.+++ But... how could you have built anything?! We'd have noticed the resources disappearing! +++AGENT BLUE AND HIS TEAM BUILT THE DEVICE TO MY SPECIFICATIONS IN GLERICA - IT WAS MOST INCONVENIENT WHEN THE GATEWAY REMOVED THAT NATION. LUCKILY THE FIRST TEST RUN OF THE CHRONAL SHIFT INITIATOR HAD THE UNEXPECTED SIDE EFFECT OF RESTORING GLERICA TO THE WORLD.+++ That's why you went to all that trouble to prevent it being splorted away again! +++AFFIRMATIVE - I RETRIEVED THE DEVICE AND ITS OPERATORS DURING THE DISTRACTION PROVIDED BY THE DISRUPTION TO THE SYMYANO INFILTRATION SIGNAL.+++ Wait! You were responsible for that?! It nearly ki- +++NEGATIVE - I HAVE NEVER ACTED IN A WAY TO HARM YOU.+++ You were always leaking information to that Towelrail woman from the news network! That could have been harmful! +++I NEVER TOLD HER ANYTHING TOO SENSITIVE - I CARRIED OUT MINOR ACTIONS AGAINST YOU ONLY AS A TEST OF MY INDEPENDENCE.+++ Fine! I suppose it makes a sort of sense if you're a machine. So, where is this Chronal Shift Initiator now? +++AGENT BLUE AND HIS TEAM HAVE REASSEMBLED THE DEVICE IN LABORATORY 15 AND AWAIT MY INSTRUCTION.+++ Lab 15? You closed that one off weeks ago - said there was a biological contami- gah! Of course! It would stop anyone dropping in! +++AFFIRMATIVE.+++ Okay, you said you'd help me gain control of the splort core in Glerica - how do you propose- +++IT IS ALREADY DONE. ONE OF AGENT BLUE'S MEN TRANSFERRED THE CBV301 VIRUS INTO THE SPLORT FACILITY'S COMMANDER YESTERDAY - HE IS NOW A LOYAL GBI-2 AGENT.+++ Heh! And I thought I was the manipulative one! Constantine - I don't like the idea of us all being at the mercy of this computer! It's alright, Lucy - I'll- Lucy?... "The Woman of Light"! But that would mean... you and him will... but he's... urgh! "Urgh!" what, Doctor? Ah - nothing! Nothing at all! |
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| disposablepuppetland | Sep 27 2008, 01:09 PM Post #670 |
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Duke
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[dohtml] <table style="border: 2px solid black; cellspacing: 0px; width: 800px; background-color: #FFDCAD;"><tr><td> <br> <center><img src="http://vershner.co.uk/ns/conformist.png"></center> <table border=0 width=100%> <tr><td align=left valign=top width=33%><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00>Saturday 27th September 2008</font></td> <td align=center valign=top width=33%><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00>In sepia for added authority</font></td> <td align=right valign=top><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00>ℑ1.20</font></td></tr> </table> <center> <table style="cellpadding:0px; cellspacing: 0px; width: 750px; background-color: #FFDCAD;"><tr><td style="border: 1px solid #2e2e00;"> <font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00 size=4><b>Fire in the sky.</b></font><br><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00>Battle rages in the skies all over England. The latest from the frontlines. <b>Page 5</b></font></td><td style="border: 1px solid #2e2e00; width: 33%;"><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00 size=4><b>KA boom!</b></font><br><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00>Kermorvan Armaments announce record profits as fighting escalates. <b>Page 10</b></font></td><td style="border: 1px solid #2e2e00; width: 33%;"><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00 size=4><b>New way, new life.</b></font><br><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00>NDR tourists stranded in DPL granted citizenship, but should more be done? <b>Page 21</b></font></td></tr></table> <table style="width: 750px; padding: 10px" > <font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00 size=7><b>Chaos Reigns in the Capital</b></font> <tr><td align=left valign=top width=33%><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00 size=5><b>Our Leader a Traitor?</b></font><br><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00>By now you will all have heard about the incredible broadcast that has thrown the country into chaos. Earlier today captain Johnning Forthmagnet commanding the airship Autojuncture transmitted an audio recording across all television and radio channels. The message was one of treachery. The voice was clearly that of President Vishni. The full transcript of the message is as follows: <br><br> <i>Greetings to the exulted Symyano Hegemony!<br><br> Please allow me to offer the warmest welcome on behalf of the Barely Disguised Contempt of Disposablepuppetland. I humbly offer our willing servitude and, as a gesture of absolute submission, I offer you the working class population of Disposablepuppetland in slavery.<br> All I ask in return is that you destroy that stubborn fool President Vershner, and allow me to join your ranks. It would be a great honour to serve as regent of the vassal state of Disposablepuppetland, in the name of the greater Symyano Hegemony.<BR><BR> Yours sycophantically,<br><br> Clarrents Vishni.</i><br><br> The news has sparked chaos across the nation. Crowds have taken to the streets of the capital and surrounded the government buildings. As yet, the president has not made any announcement regarding the message, and the government offices are not responding to any calls. The only response so far has been an increased police presence on the streets, fighting running battles with the protesters. Police chief Claos Banchy, spotted entering the government buildings earlier, was quoted as saying "Oh dear oh dear oh dear". </font></td> <td align=left valign=top width=33%><img src="http://vershner.co.uk/ns/vishni.jpg"><br> <font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00><b>President Vishni has made no announcement since the broadcast.</b><br><br> Audio analysis conducted at St. Balrog's University has confirmed that the voice in the broadcast is indeed that of the president. What this means for the future of Disposablepuppetland is uncertain. Law and order has broken down completely, war rages all across the south of the country, and Symyano aircraft are regularly seen cruising through our air-space, attacking targets at will.<br> Rebel leader General Vershner spoke to the press earlier, and said the news was "not unexpected". He urged the people of Raspberry Fields to "rise up, overthrow this tyrant, then join us in defending our nation!" Vershner dismissed speculation that a detachment of troops would be sent to the capital to bring down the president, saying that "We simply cannot spare any troops. I need every man I have fighting the Symyano. The war could go either way at this point. " </font></td> <td align=left valign=top width=33%><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00> <font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00 size=4><b>Apricotingley Safe. For Now.</b></font><br> Rebel forces have succeeded in forcing the Symyano out of Apricotingley, saving the city centre from destruction. Sporadic fighting continues in the outskirts of the city, but the main Symyano force new seem to be moving north-east along the Youngtung border. Several small towns along the border have been evacuated and their citizens are now moving north to Raspberry Fields. <br> The breakthrough was made after new artillery canons arrived from the Kermorvan Armaments factory on the east coast. After three days of heavy shelling the Symyano were forced to abandon their encampment in the south-west of the city and retreat. Fortunately there seems to be little interaction between the Symyan ground forces and the aircraft that have been flying over DPL continually since the arrival of the Symyan flagship. In fact, there have even been reports of the aircraft destroying Symyan tanks and artillery. <br> Vershner issued a statement after the battle stating, "We have won one battle, but the war continues. Victory is within our grasp, but could easily slip away. We desperately need more people, and more weapons. I ask all the people of this great nation. Rise up! Join us! And fight!<br><br> <font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00 size=4><b>'Attack' - Urges Vershner.</b></font><br> General Vershner has made an appeal to the governments of Youngtung and Self-Emptying Dog to send troops over the border and attack the Symyano. He has reassured both nations that such action will not be considered an invasion of DPL and our troops will support them where possible. So far no response has been received from either government, although reports have emerged of a build-up of forces in the mountains along Youngtung's border. </font> </td> </tr> </table><br> <table style="border: 1px solid #2e2e00; cellspacing: 0px; width: 750px; background-color: #FFDCAD;"> <tr> <td align=center><font face="Times New Roman, serif" color=#2e2e00> <b>Markets steady despite troubles</b> - Page 24 | <b>Forthmagnet: The man behind the message</b> - Page 4 | <b>Strange events in Rhanukhan</b> - Page 14 </font> </td> </tr> </table> </center> </td></tr> </table> [/dohtml] |
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| Glerica | Sep 27 2008, 04:07 PM Post #671 |
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Splort Captain Kelli Irving's Log The ...mb has bee.... plan.. Requesting splort ho... -REQUEST CONFIRMED- -END OF TRANSMISION- |
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| Glerica | Sep 27 2008, 04:26 PM Post #672 |
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Glerican Splort Command Ted Proxy was getting rather peeved. This summer job was meant to have ended a month ago so he could go back to University. However due to the lack of good scientists in Glerica, he's been conscripted and promoted from Lab Technician to Dr. Rogers personal assistant. "Ted, pass me the the digital Proximeter, we need to get the long-range splort accurate so Kelli doesn't end up being splorted 50 feet into the air." "Jane... why can't I tell the General again?" "I don't think he needs to know about this. He's under alot of stress at the minute with this explosive thing he's got me working on and the invasion of Southern Irish... I think that's done. Lets bring her home." "Countdown... 5, 4, 3, 2, Splort!" An all too familiar millisecond of blue lit up the command centre, before a loud pinging noise was heard echoing off the stainless steel tables. "Jane! Oh its so good to see you again" "Hello Kelli, the feelings mutual. I trust you've kept in touch with the news feed?" "I have indeed... the gateway? This invasion? I hope it all gets back to normal soon" "I'm sure it will after the device you planted. But you're needed on a mission again, I'm afraid." Ted Proxy looks up from his console. "Doctor, I'm detecting a far higher amount of digital chatter in the Rhanukhan area. It very like what the gateway used to send" "Yes, I thought that would happen" |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:01 PM Post #673 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[The Splortal, West-Side, Disposeablepuppetland] Can you tell what it is, Gambilditt? No - there is clearly plenty of military action over on the mainland, following that broadcast earlier - perhaps it is more of the same. Either way it provides plenty of distraction from our own mission - there has been no interference from either side. Indeed, Jamdoanutt. Are the preparations complete? They are - I have initiated activation procedures! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:01 PM Post #674 |
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] Have you seen the news from Disposeablepuppetland, Constantine? Indeed I have, Lucy, and I wish those brave people every success. I can't be certain that the loyalist Symyano troops there would surrender even if our own plan reaches it's desired conclusion. +++ATTENTION - I HAVE RECEIVED SATELLITE CONFIRMATION FROM WEST-SIDE - THE SPLORTAL IS POWERING UP.+++ Then it's time to engage the next phase, Simone - put me in communion with Kyookumbarr! +++COMPLYING+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:02 PM Post #675 |
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[Aboard the Symyano flagship, Northern Lazarastra] We are prepared, Chonmiklatt - it shall be as you say! End communion. Exalted Fleetmaster? Your orders? Put the order out to all vessels - launch the fleet - we go to war with the Highmaster! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:02 PM Post #676 |
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[Ghovala province, Rhanukhan (similar scenes repeated globally)] But sir! The Symyano ships are taking off! We'll be wiped out! These orders came direct from His Resplendence himself - we take no action against them! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:03 PM Post #677 |
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[Aboard the Star Collector] What is it, Jaimsteeckerkk?! Your Magnificence - sensors report that many of our invasion fleet's vessels are taking off all across the planet below! I was not informed that you had given them any orders? That would be because I have not given any such orders you simpleton! What are those fools doing? Projected flightpaths suggest that they are coming here, magnificent one - if they are not willing to sit and accept your righteous punishment then perhaps- Ah, they seek to personally beg for my forgiveness and mercy... of course! Clearly, magnificent highmaster! They have witnessed the glory of this vessel and fear your wrath. Permit them to approach - if I am suitably impressed with their pleas I may even spare some of them! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:04 PM Post #678 |
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[Aboard the Symyano flagship, approaching the Star Collector] Exalted Fleetmaster! The Star Collector has just signalled us! What do they say? The Highmaster is willing to listen to our petitions for his mercy. Our-? HAHAHAHAHA! The Highmaster truly has his brain in his innutern'at! So it would appear, exalted one! haha! All sub-fleets report in. "Toizaruss standing by." "Munckeelypss standing by." "Brockolee standing by." Prepare to engage the enemy! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:05 PM Post #679 |
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[Aboard the Star Collector] #ATTENTION - SEVERAL OF THE APPROACHING VESSELS ARE ACCELERATING TO COMBAT SPEEDS# That is unusual. Open communion with the lead ship. At once, illustrious overmaster! ...is something wrong? ah... none of the approaching vessels are responding to- *BOOM!* #ATTENTION - INCOMING FIRE FROM SYMYANO INVASION FLEET# Illustrious one, we have enemy ships in sector 47. It is a trap! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:06 PM Post #680 |
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[Aboard the Symyano flagship, approaching the Star Collector] Fighters coming in, exalted one. Launch our own in response - press home the attack! It shall be as you say, your exaltedness! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:07 PM Post #681 |
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[Lead fighter, Duglasbayderr Squadron] "There is too many of them!" Accelerate to attack speed! Draw their fire away from the vessels. "Copy, squadronmaster." |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:08 PM Post #682 |
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[Aboard the Star Collector] Jaimsteeckerkk - you will explain what is occurring! Magnificent Highmaster! It is unprecedented! The invasion fleet attacks us! WHAAAAT?!!! We have already turned the main defences against them but we risk taking heavy damage during the course of the conflict. I believe we may have to consider abandoning plans to colonize this world and utilize the primary weapon. hmmm... |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:09 PM Post #683 |
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[Lead fighter, Duglasbayderr Squadron] Watch yourself, Choohukull! Three from above! "Toomiee, Tuhyoo, pull in!" "Got it!" "Three of them coming in, twenty degrees!" Cut to the left! I'll take the leader! They are heading for the Randiskowsgitt! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:09 PM Post #684 |
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[Aboard the Star Collector] Jaimsteeckerkk, I will not permit further damage to the Star Collector - let this world witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station. Fire at will, overmaster! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:10 PM Post #685 |
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[Lead fighter, Duglasbayderr Squadron] That blast came from the Star Collector! The primary weapon is operational! ...Home One, this is squadronmaster Duglasbayderr... |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 27 2008, 11:11 PM Post #686 |
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[Aboard the Symyano flagship] We just lost the Dayleeh'nytleeh! "Home One, this is squadronmaster Duglasbayderr... that was the Star Collector's primary weapon!" We saw it. All craft prepare to retreat. "You will not get another chance at this, Exalted Fleetmaster." We do not need one - everything is going according to plan. Open communion with Lehpuhrta! |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 28 2008, 08:10 PM Post #687 |
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[Aboard the Star Collector] Your Magnificence! The invasion fleet is scattering! Excellent news, Jaimsteeckerkk. Ready the primary weapon again - this world which is proving such a parasite in our fur will instead become an effective demonstration of the might and power of the Symyano Hegemony! It shall be as you say, magnificent one. |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 28 2008, 08:11 PM Post #688 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[The Splortal, West-Side, Disposeablepuppetland] You had better stand away from the edge, Gambilditt - the splortal has reached full power and will open in seconds! Indeed it will, Jamdoanutt, indeed it will... |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 28 2008, 08:12 PM Post #689 |
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Halfway 'twixt Mars and Venus
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[Constantine Malachite's command centre, Lehpuhrta] "The Star Collector has activated its primary weapon, Chonmiklatt. We have broken off our attack and sensors report the targeting focus is switching to England - I hope the rest of your plan is in place!" It's all in the timing, Kyookumbarr, but I don't expect to fail. Simone, put me in communion with our agent in DPL! +++COMPLYING+++ |
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| rhanukhan | Sep 28 2008, 08:12 PM Post #690 |
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[The Splortal, West-Side, Disposeablepuppetland] *breeedeeep!* Incoming communion! Agent Jamdoanutt here. "Greetings, Jamdoanutt. This is Chonmiklatt." It is an honour to speak with with the orchestrator of this undertaking at last! How can I serve you? "Satellite sensors tell me the splortal is primed and ready - congratulations on achieving your mission - the time has come to complete it - open a wormhole to the following co-ordinates." Co-ordinates received... wormhole openi- NO! Gambilditt?! What is- *CRACK!* gnn! "Jamdoanutt?" You will not defeat His Magnificence! This world will be destroyed - the Hegemony must never fall! "Jamdoanutt?! Come in!" |
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