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disposablepuppetland
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Jul 4 2008, 02:03 PM
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2007
November
- 29th
- Beneridist Fredster at the Nocastle Institute of Technology, west DPL, first detects an object heading towards England.
- 30th
- The object is sighted in the skies over Ithania and identified as a banana. - ASXTC attempts to claim the banana.
December
- 2nd
- The banana makes the front page of The Herald.
- 5th
- Scientists in Rhanukhan plot the banana's course as 'eastwards'. - Richard Hellygarht of the Glerican Atmosphere Research Centre projects the likely impact of the banana as 'somewhere north of the Civil HQ'.
- 8th
- The people of Xenigon rebel and announce their intention to move to plot 18.
- 9th
- Nivogal attempts to claim the banana. - Rhanukhan astronauts Charles Mantlepiece and Malcolm Soupspoon land on the banana. - Observation bunker established in the Civil HQ.
- 11th
- Banana impacts Britains Empire. - A state of emergency is declared. - The Faithful Administrator of Veletarna speculates that 'giant evil space monkeys' may be responsible.
- 12th
- Impact reported in The Herald. - Ithania is renamed Veletarna as massive restructuring work is completed.
- 13th
- Rescuers from West-Site enter BE. - The Exodus of Xenigon begins.
- 14th
- Clean up operation begins in ASXTC. - NDR rescue teams enter BE and claim 7% of the remaining land.
- 16th
- P-17 claims the Isle of Lies. - Impact ejecta begin landing all over England. - Rhanukhan claims the remaining mainland of BE, naming it Lazarastra.
- 17th
- Glerica claims Ego Island, establishing B-Base 4. - The Great Banana Rush begins. - NDR claims the southern mainland of BE, establishing Alpha Outpost. - Ejecta hits the Prism Gulf, flooding northern Rhanukhan.
- 18th
- P-17, NDR, Rhanukhan, and begin discussing an alliance.
- 20th
- NDR begins blockading southern approaches to the Former BE. - The Fruitbowl Alliance is announced. Signitaries - NDR, P-17, Rhanukhan.
- 23rd
- Nivogal claims Jilted Atoll and the Isle of Tantrum.
- 26th
- Glerican B-Base 4 comes under attack from unknown forces. - Civilians begin arriving in Lazarastra. - Mutants discovered in Lazarastra.
- 29th
- Glerican scientists discover new element, Bananium.
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Jul 8 2008, 11:34 AM
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2008
January
- 4th
- Kermorvan Liquid Fruit established. Drilling platform Ebon Sunday constructed.
- 19th
- Glerican science platform deployed on the Sea of Regret.
- 20th
- Reports of a lab accident in Lazarastra and the death of Governor-General Tumbledryer. - Contradictory reports of the marriage of Governor-General Reese Tumbledryer and Professor Lucy Sideboard. - NDR territory in the FBE comes under attack. Nivogal is suspected. - Glerican reconnaissance over Lazarastra reports of an empty city by day and riots at night. - Glerica dispatches the GMS Liberation to investigate Alpha Outpost. - General Longwater makes a puzzling announcement about Lazarastra, suggesting a new way forward for humanity. - DPL survey ship, the Plumbum Sky Hook, is reported missing. - Idiocracy declares its waters and airspace closed to NDR craft. - Commando unit dispatched from P-17 Area 17 to Alpha Base.
- 21st
- NDR reports that Gerneral Longwater's aircraft has been shot down over Idiocracy. - Reports of Banana mutations in Youngtung. - 3 Glerican aircraft lost over Lazarastra. GMS Liberation takes one Lazarastran citizen into quarantine. - An NDR division discards its weapons and armour and joins the Lazarastrans. - Wreak of the Plumbum Sky Hook found. - Alpha Outpost under attack. - Idiocracy confirms downing NDR aircraft. Claims aircraft violated its airspace. - NDR denies aircraft intentionally entered UI airspace. Demands reparations. - DPL opens airship-based comms system to NDR.
- 22nd
- DPL comms logs confirm NDR aircraft in UI airspace, but also that UI gave them no chance to alter course and leave peacefully. - Warnings issued in Rhanukhan about banana-derived products. - NDR announces a quarantine of the FBE. - Nivogal deployes 240,000 troops to the Jilted Atoll and Isle of Tantrum.
- 23rd
- Glerican scientists identify a virus 'Banalite' present in banana fog. Virus is reported to cause headaches, haemorrhaging, then violence. - Idiocracy threatens destruction of all bases in the FBE. - Reports of the death of General Tumbledryer. Professor Lucy Sideboard-Tumbledryer assumes control of Lazarastra. - DPL scientists report their findings: No virus found in fog, effects are intoxication, headaches, but no haemorrhaging or infection. - 2 Rhanukhan aircraft lost over Lazarastra. - Alpha Outpost resists attack by 'zombified people'. Reporter Gabriel Matthews reaches the base with information on the virus, but it cannot be deciphered. - Lazarastra declares independence. Video broadcasts return. Citizen's skin noticeably yellow. - Contact lost with Rhanukhani Space Station.
- 24th
- Massive explosion destroys P-17 Area 17. Cause unknown. - GMS Liberation docks at Alpha Outpost but finds it empty. - NDR bombers destroy Alpha Outpost, sinking the GMS Liberation in the process. - Rhanukhan army sent to reclaim Lazarastra defects.
- 25th
- Cryptic message intercepted. Possibly 'spies'. - Rhanukhan ArmaTech awarded major military contract for "Project: Golden Crescent". - Several governments join the hunt for Gabriel Matthews. - KLF patent banana refining process. - Conscription begins in NDR. - Glerica pushes for a worldwide ban on banana-derived products.
- 26th
- KLF deny using West-Side's narcotics distribution network to circumvent the ban on banana products. - Riots in NDR.
- 27th
- NDR ship NDRNS Phoenix apprehends Gabriel Matthews but is torpedoed by a yellow submarine of unknown origin.
- 28th
- Lazarastran forces clash with Rhanukhan army. Both sides claim success.
- 30th
- Space shuttle, "Dilligence", docks with Rhanukhani State Space Station and restores comms.
- 31st
- Rhanukhani ArmaTech's buys out RhanuGen, a genetic cloning company. - Space shuttle, "Dilligence" crashes during re-entry.
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