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| Malcolm | Dec 23 2015, 09:02 PM Post #1 |
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War is the Answer - Spreading Quick Like a Cancer
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Okay folks, it's time to get into the holiday spirit!!!! THAT BEING SAID! The question at first was, how? But no worries, WE FOUND A WAY!!!![]() WELCOME TO THE GREEMAS CAROL COMPETITION Below, come up with your own, ORIGINAL, SITE-RELATED PARODIES OF POPULAR A small prize will be awarded to the best. Good luck to all contestants! An Example~: Spoiler: click to toggle SPOILERED DUE TO LENGTH Edited by Malcolm, Dec 23 2015, 09:21 PM.
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| Lord Turles | Dec 24 2015, 12:22 AM Post #2 |
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The Legacy of Axis
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You'd better not shout, you better not cry! Better bite the pillow, `cause I'm goin' in dry! Future Trunks is coming, to towwwwwwwn! He knows when you aren't sleeping He knows when you'll be awake. He knows if you've been naughty or nice So be nice for FT's sake! |
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| Richto | Dec 24 2015, 02:20 AM Post #3 |
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Do you know the Pudding Man?
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Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, How lovely is thy pudding. Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, How lovely is thy pudding. Although you are so very great, You'll always fail to get a date. Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, How lovely is thy pudding. Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, How awesome is thy jumping. Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, How awesome is thy jumping. Your blade forged of steel so cold, Counts all your kills from times of old. Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, How awesome is thy jumping. Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, You'll ever be plundering. A remnant of fair Althea, You'll ever be plundering. Each mask you wear, Each foe you quell, Just goes to show you're hot as hell. Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach, You'll ever be plundering. |
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| Project Athena | Dec 24 2015, 11:52 AM Post #4 |
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[Do They Know It's Christmas parody] It's Frieza Day, there's a need to be afraid At Frieza Day, where our lord comes ‘cause he wasn’t paid And in our world of panic we can spread a tinge of fear Call to arms and abandon World at Frieza Day But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones On Frieza Day it's hard, but you know you’re gunna die There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing Is the bitter sting of tears And the Cries of Terror are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you And there won't be any survivors this Frieza Day The nicest death they'll get this year is swift Do they know it's Frieza Day at all? [There. I had a go] Edited by Project Athena, Dec 24 2015, 11:53 AM.
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| Misaka | Dec 24 2015, 06:50 PM Post #5 |
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Twas the night before Greemas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a Maus The kittens were hung over the hot tub with care In the hopes that St Beardy, soon would be there The Baron was nestled all alone in his bed While thoughts of paizuri danced in his head And Chrys plus a Shuri, and Mar with her cat Had prepared for a romp, in the bone crushing sack When out in the street there arose a huge crash The Baron fell out of bed, and grabbed his dumb mask. So out through the window, he made his best jump Then gravity took over, down he went with a thump Somewhere out there in the pitiful States A bald man named Will, was boning his mate So out into the streets the Baron did wander Only to find Beardy, with eight cyber partners With a gleam in his eye, that caused many to frighten He knew in a moment, what was about to happen More often than rabbits, his partners they came As he fucked them, and touched them, and called them by name “Oh Krilling, fuck Coner, on Baron and Piccolo Do Yahario, on Greecius, yeah Haru and Richto! On everyones porch, up against the wall! Now hump away, bone away, fuck away all!” As a dry lich was fucked, Forte gained some new kin But he didn’t stop there, and soon married a fox den Then up to the house top, the fuckers they flew With a sleigh of sex toys, and St Beardimus too And then in a twinkling, straight down from the sky Came a huge german dragon, about ten stories high She was pregnant and hungry, even played by a Brit But back to the chimney, where St Beardmius had fit He was covered all in hair, from his head to his foot With no clothes to be seen, just semen and soot A large jug of syrup, he held in his hand And he looked like a lumberjack, so massive and grand His eyes how they gleamed, always searching for prey And his huge raging boner, always meant a good lay His wide evil grin, that would make any man stall And the beard on his chin, was the most powerful of all The tail of a beaver, he held in his mouth With cat bait in his legs, a smelly ripe trout He had a broad ass, and a little round butthole That could take anything up it, even a poolstick whole He was depraved and sick, and not right in the head Any wise man who saw him, would soon have fled. The look in his eyes, from that well bearded head Would shake all he met, and fill them with dread He spoke not a word and went straight to his work And filled all the stockings, each took just one jerk Then sticking his finger inside his own ass He gave a small groan, how disgusting and crass Back up to the roof, to his partners he made haste And flew off with them, back to the hot tub in space Then all across town, on the speakers he played “Merry Greemas to all, now go and get laid!” Edited by Misaka, Dec 24 2015, 08:53 PM.
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| Malcolm | Dec 31 2015, 05:51 PM Post #6 |
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War is the Answer - Spreading Quick Like a Cancer
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Okay, so placings are....: 1. Misaka - Beardy's Cat (Henchman) - 10% of owner's HP and PL - The Curse of Lazarus This is Beardy's cat... it has been through a lot. Therefore it's suffering is unending. If it dies in battle, it will resurrect at the end of the battle. So long as their owner exists.... So do they. "Mrrrow!".... Literal Translation: "Kill me.... PLEASE." 2. Richto - Pudding Stand (Accessory) - For every thread in which you successfully sell a pudding, you gain 5% bonus zeni. An inspiring entrepreneur never misses a chance... 3. FT - Half-Used Bottle of K.Y. (Consumable) - 50% Power Level bonus to a single CYBER thread. It's a one-time use. Better make it good, and long, and hard..... I mean... a satisfying read. 4. Project Athena - Slay Bells (Trinket) - Ho! Ho!....oh. |
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