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Greemas Carol Competition!
Topic Started: Dec 23 2015, 09:02 PM (222 Views)
Malcolm
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War is the Answer - Spreading Quick Like a Cancer
Okay folks, it's time to get into the holiday spirit!!!! THAT BEING SAID! The question at first was, how? But no worries, WE FOUND A WAY!!!

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WELCOME TO THE GREEMAS CAROL COMPETITION

Below, come up with your own, ORIGINAL, SITE-RELATED PARODIES OF POPULAR ChristGREEMAS CAROLS! THE BEST ONE WINS. RESULTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED EITHER ONCE EVERY PLAYER HAS ENTERED OR ON 12/28/15.

A small prize will be awarded to the best. Good luck to all contestants!

An Example~:
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SPOILERED DUE TO LENGTH



Edited by Malcolm, Dec 23 2015, 09:21 PM.
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Lord Turles
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The Legacy of Axis
You'd better not shout, you better not cry!
Better bite the pillow, `cause I'm goin' in dry!
Future Trunks is coming, to towwwwwwwn!

He knows when you aren't sleeping
He knows when you'll be awake.
He knows if you've been naughty or nice
So be nice for FT's sake!

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Richto
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Do you know the Pudding Man?
Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
How lovely is thy pudding.
Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
How lovely is thy pudding.

Although you are so very great,
You'll always fail to get a date.
Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
How lovely is thy pudding.

Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
How awesome is thy jumping.
Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
How awesome is thy jumping.

Your blade forged of steel so cold,
Counts all your kills from times of old.
Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
How awesome is thy jumping.

Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
You'll ever be plundering.
A remnant of fair Althea,
You'll ever be plundering.

Each mask you wear,
Each foe you quell,
Just goes to show you're hot as hell.

Oh Richto Bach, oh Richto Bach,
You'll ever be plundering.
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Project Athena

[Do They Know It's Christmas parody]

It's Frieza Day, there's a need to be afraid
At Frieza Day, where our lord comes ‘cause he wasn’t paid


And in our world of panic we can spread a tinge of fear
Call to arms and abandon World at Frieza Day


But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones
On Frieza Day it's hard, but you know you’re gunna die


There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear


Where the only water flowing


Is the bitter sting of tears


And the Cries of Terror are the clanging chimes of doom


Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you


And there won't be any survivors this Frieza Day
The nicest death they'll get this year is swift


Do they know it's Frieza Day at all?


[There. I had a go]
Edited by Project Athena, Dec 24 2015, 11:53 AM.
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Misaka
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Twas the night before Greemas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Maus
The kittens were hung over the hot tub with care
In the hopes that St Beardy, soon would be there

The Baron was nestled all alone in his bed
While thoughts of paizuri danced in his head
And Chrys plus a Shuri, and Mar with her cat
Had prepared for a romp, in the bone crushing sack

When out in the street there arose a huge crash
The Baron fell out of bed, and grabbed his dumb mask.
So out through the window, he made his best jump
Then gravity took over, down he went with a thump

Somewhere out there in the pitiful States
A bald man named Will, was boning his mate
So out into the streets the Baron did wander
Only to find Beardy, with eight cyber partners

With a gleam in his eye, that caused many to frighten
He knew in a moment, what was about to happen
More often than rabbits, his partners they came
As he fucked them, and touched them, and called them by name

“Oh Krilling, fuck Coner, on Baron and Piccolo
Do Yahario, on Greecius, yeah Haru and Richto!
On everyones porch, up against the wall!
Now hump away, bone away, fuck away all!”

As a dry lich was fucked, Forte gained some new kin
But he didn’t stop there, and soon married a fox den
Then up to the house top, the fuckers they flew
With a sleigh of sex toys, and St Beardimus too

And then in a twinkling, straight down from the sky
Came a huge german dragon, about ten stories high
She was pregnant and hungry, even played by a Brit
But back to the chimney, where St Beardmius had fit

He was covered all in hair, from his head to his foot
With no clothes to be seen, just semen and soot
A large jug of syrup, he held in his hand
And he looked like a lumberjack, so massive and grand

His eyes how they gleamed, always searching for prey
And his huge raging boner, always meant a good lay
His wide evil grin, that would make any man stall
And the beard on his chin, was the most powerful of all

The tail of a beaver, he held in his mouth
With cat bait in his legs, a smelly ripe trout
He had a broad ass, and a little round butthole
That could take anything up it, even a poolstick whole

He was depraved and sick, and not right in the head
Any wise man who saw him, would soon have fled.
The look in his eyes, from that well bearded head
Would shake all he met, and fill them with dread

He spoke not a word and went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings, each took just one jerk
Then sticking his finger inside his own ass
He gave a small groan, how disgusting and crass

Back up to the roof, to his partners he made haste
And flew off with them, back to the hot tub in space
Then all across town, on the speakers he played
“Merry Greemas to all, now go and get laid!”
Edited by Misaka, Dec 24 2015, 08:53 PM.
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Malcolm
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War is the Answer - Spreading Quick Like a Cancer
Okay, so placings are....:

1. Misaka - Beardy's Cat (Henchman) - 10% of owner's HP and PL - The Curse of Lazarus This is Beardy's cat... it has been through a lot. Therefore it's suffering is unending. If it dies in battle, it will resurrect at the end of the battle. So long as their owner exists.... So do they.
"Mrrrow!".... Literal Translation: "Kill me.... PLEASE."
2. Richto - Pudding Stand (Accessory) - For every thread in which you successfully sell a pudding, you gain 5% bonus zeni.
An inspiring entrepreneur never misses a chance...
3. FT - Half-Used Bottle of K.Y. (Consumable) - 50% Power Level bonus to a single CYBER thread.
It's a one-time use. Better make it good, and long, and hard..... I mean... a satisfying read.
4. Project Athena - Slay Bells (Trinket) - Ho! Ho!....oh.
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