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My other identity is a Porsche; because the mods and audience need more stuff to read
Topic Started: Sep 29 2016, 12:14 PM (301 Views)
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Dear diary,

There are so many players and so many posts. It's so chill to be Mafia, because now I don't really need to read them.
Just post something not all too fluffy once in a while and other than that, sit back, relax, and watch the Townspeople go at eachother. Lurker mafia is the LIFE!

xoxo
Porsche
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Avalo Pizarro
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Well, the Spectators are not able to read this right now. But that may change...
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During the Night you uncover that Boa Sandersonia is a Fruit Vendor. Once every Night, she may visit another player to give them a piece of fruit. The fruit has no effect.
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DAY 1
No Lynch

NIGHT 1
Gan Fall killed Salome
Merry roleblocked Richie
Porsche investigated Boa Sandersonia

DAY 2
Gan Fall is lynched
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I can't edit posts?! ugghhhh

DAY 1
No Lynch

NIGHT 1
Gan Fall killed Salome
Merry roleblocked Richie
Porsche investigated Boa Sandersonia


Boa Sandersonia visited Funkfreed


DAY 2
Gan Fall is lynched
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what the fuck is Nero's claim hahaha
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The trick is to just make really long posts with lots of quotes and layouting. Makes you look very pro-town and nobody reads them anyway.

At least, nobody would if it weren't for Nectoto...
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See, this is why I love being Mafia. I get ignored either way, and when I'm Town, it's frustrating as hell, but now it's very convenient.
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My plan is as follows.

Inazuma gets lynched today, despite my fierce crusade against Aphelandra. This part of the plan is a bit patchy for now... I can totally see the Town turn around and lynch Aphy after all. But in any case, anyone but Aphelandra gets lynched.

In the Night time, we get Aphy to kill Nero. Tough luck; he survives because he was protected by the Doctor.

And the next Day... our stroke of bad luck continues!
(Watcher Voice): "Aphelandra!!! Care to explain what you were doing at Nero's last night?"
(Town Voice): *gasp*
(Mafia Porsche voice): Dammit... they caught her...
(Town Porsche voice): "Ha! Ha! The icing on the cake that I needed. It's just as I had said - with the right amount of certainty so as not to be too suspicious; Aphelandra is the Vanilla Mafia!"
(Watcher Voice): "Hold on..."
(Town Voice): *gasp*
(Watcher Voice): "[Name of Doctor]!!! I saw you there too... Care to explain yourself?!?"
(Mafia Voice): *furiously taking notes*
- UNDER CONSTRUCTION -
- REEL MISSING -
Porsche is standing triumphant over the dead body of Aphelandra, smiling self-satisfiedly and waving away praise of the Townies.
(Town Porsche Voice): "Have no fear my fellow comrad Townies whom I am also a part of! Allow me to guide you to the shining finish line."
(Mafia Porsche Voice): *snickering and rubbing hands together*
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Ahh Porsche, that was a welcome analysis...

Laki
 
Porsche, I apologize, I promise I'll be back later

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Porsche made a good info chart about that.

My kink is Townies being respectful to me when I am Mafia.
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