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Hall emails the entire EBWF roster
Topic Started: Jul 5 2006, 03:10 PM (394 Views)
Scott Hall
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To: roster@ebwf.com
From: "Scott Hall" scotthall@ebwf.com
Subject: Revolution?

Hey yo,

I hope you chicos had a great 4th of July, actually I could really care less but I couldn't think of a better opening line. Either way, it's back to business now. In two days (July 7, 2006) there will be both an anniversary and a reunion, and if you don't know what I'm talking about you must have your head even farther up your ass than you did when you signed your pathetic little EBWF contract. All I'm saying is you better pay attention because what is announced then will shake the very foundation of the EBWF to its core and will directly effect each and every one of you. It's quite simple, you're either with us or you're against us, it will be like World War 3 all over again but this time it is not a WCW pay per view. We will then announce the third member of our operation, I hear there are already mad rumors flying about who it could be. All you need to know is we're...taking...over!

The Bad Guy,
- Scott Hall
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Vampiro
Unregistered

To: scotthall@ebwf.com
From: livingdarkness@ebwf.com
Subject: Revolution?


Scott...Scott...Scott.....you say your taking over huh? You say that it's going to shake the EBWF down to it's very foundation. Well, it's real easy to sit back and run your mouth from a drunken stupor behind your computer monitor. So let me tell you this, it's going to be very hard to take over when your struggling for breath inside of a wooden casket, burried six feet under the earth. So here's what I propose Scott, why don't you take a couple of days to sober yourself up, and step into the ring with "The Personification Of Evil". It's time that I pick up where I left off, and finish what I started. And I can't think of any better way to do it than by ridding the EBWF of a cancerous drunk such as yourself. So what do you say Hall? Will you have the balls to put the bottle down and step between the ropes, or are you going to simply use your power in numbers tactic to hide yourself away from "The Living Embodiment Of Darkness", just like you back in the old WCW? It's your call Hall....I'll be waiting
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Scott Hall
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To: livingdarkness@ebwf.com
From: "Scott Hall" scotthall@ebwf.com
Subject: Don't make me laugh

Ian,

Hey, I remember you! You were that guy back in WCW with all the face paint on who could never find a way out of Sting's shadow. Not as if it mattered because we had Sting's number anyway. But hey, you want a match you've got it, but in the meantime I have way more important things to deal with than you.

- Scott
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Kevin Nash
Unregistered

To: livingdarkness@ebwf.com
From: "Big Sexy" Bigsexy@kevinnash.com
Subject: Vampiro....What the fuck?

Haha, Scott, Sting...ahh sorry about that Ian, I did'nt realise you were still wrestling, how does it feel to be a Raven, Sting and Undertaker Ripoff all rolled into one? It must really suck, but ya know Somthing Ian..if Scott here decided to face you in your little casket match your ass would be sent back to canada or wherever the fuck you were before you brought your ass back here to the Ebwf, so now punk.. go sit down while the big boys take over.. because playtime for you little boy is over..
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Deleted User
Deleted User

To: scotthall@ebwf.com
From: "Alex Shelley" alexshelley@ebwf.com
Subject: Revolucion!

Scott,

Rumors you say? Yes, there have been plenty, as a matter of fact I got this in my inbox this morning from a random fan.

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Looks pretty good on me wouldn't you say? *winks*

Your mother's favorite passtime,
- Alex motherfucking Shelley
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Ashlee
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Live with the Name
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To: alexshelley@ebwf.com
From: "Wes Ikeda" wesikeda@ebwf.com
Subject: Tears

The girly side of me is sobbing right now.
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Brian T
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I know this, because Wes knows this.
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To: scotthall@ebwf.com
CC: bigsexy@kevinnash.com, alexshelley@ebwf.com, wesikeda@ebwf.com
From: steve.borden@ebwf.com
Subject: Are you serious?

Didn't I beat you guys badly enough in WCW, you have to come around 10 years later and relive your glory years? Shelley, you're stronger than this. If you want to join a REAL stable, it looks like the Horsemen may have an opening sometime soon...

- Borden.
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homicide
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To: steve.borden@ebwf.com
CC: bigsexy@kevinnash.com, alexshelley@ebwf.com, wesikeda@ebwf.com, scotthall@ebwf.com
From: homicide@StrongStyle.com
Subject: wtf have ya been smoking?

Now why would Shelley join any of you, when he's already with me and yes we OWNED Nash and Hall, not bad for midgets eh boys? Sting, nothing but love man, but your dinosaur ass couldnt hang with Shelley any day of the week, why would he join a stable thats been around for forever and a day? Homicide + Shelley = future EBWF Tag Champs....DBC fuck what ya heard.

-The Notorious 187 || Homicide
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Chris Hero
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To: "Scott Hall" scotthall@ebwf.com
From: "Chris Hero thesavior@Czwrestling.com
Subject: Aren't You?

Scott,

Isn't your ass supposed to be in a alcoholic annonymous meeting right now? I don't mean to sound rude slick but your glory days were back in the 1800's the my little slicked haired molerated goosechewing, toad licking bombarted dufus of a friend is 2006 nWo isn't even a revolution anymore. Me and my friend Claudio Castagnoli where the Kings of Wrestling, and me and my boy New Jack are the real revolution of this federation and if you don't like it go chew on it your own problems bucko.

- Chris "Your Freaking Hero" Hero
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Ashlee
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Live with the Name
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To: roster@ebwf.com
From: wesikeda@ebwf.com
Subject: Well Fuck...

This just in...

Now You Have to Live With the Name is soooo yesterday.

"Fuck What You Heard" is the best catchphrase in wrestling today and Shawn Michaels will just have to get over it.

FWYH,
Wes
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homicide
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To: Chris Hero thesavior@Czwrestling.com
From: homicide@StrongStyle.com
Subject: You're out of the hospital?


Well well well, my little long haired faggot friend, long time no see. you enjoy jumping me on the last RAW? I hope so because your little bitch ass is gonna have to pay and you dont have your seamen donor New Jack around when your ass pays the piper. Hero I cant wait to get my hands around that fucken neck of yours. After Dupree gets his ass handed to him on a fucken platter, I havent forgot about you. I thought your ass had enough of me in the barbedwire match, but no, you CZW bitches are too stupid to know when you're beat, you wanna fucken go another round with 'cide, dawg? Next PPV me and you, Cage of Death, bitch. Homicide...........FUCK WHAT YA HEARD.

-The Notorious 187 || Homicide
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Chris Hero
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To: homicide@StrongStyle.com
From: Chris Hero thesavior@czwrestling.com
Subject: Dang Spammer.


Do you have to keep feeling up my dang inbox with your online promo's? You wanna cut a promo how about this you get your ass up out of the chair get in your car find Alex Shelley use his tripod record it send it to america's funniest home video's. Cause your promos would be gold for them you goofus. I mean hey your just jealous I have a girl and well all you have is Alex Shelley and his camera. So What now you blubbergoober.

-The Hero of Heroes Chris Hero
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Tammi
Unregistered

To: alexshelley@ebwf.com
From: "Torrie Wilson" TWilson@Pinkys.com
Subject: No Subject

Well hello there Mr. Shelley. It seems like everyone wants a piece of you. Offers left and right to join them, well how about I make you an offer you can't refuse. You can have the services of the one and only Blonde Bombshell. ;)

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Kevin Nash
Unregistered

To: "Homicide" scotthall@ebwf.com
From: "Big Sexy' bigsexy@kevinnash.com
Subject: Little Man Has Big Words

yO Twerp, you wanna run your mouth, well i gotta little deal for you friend, you think your big shit Just cause you won a little ol tag match, Tell ya what Little Boy Scott was Drunk as fuck, and I had'nt slept all day and it still took everything you guys had to pin Scott, so I gotta little challange for you and anyone else who wants to take on the new World order, at the next Ebwf pay per view, how about you Ebwf 'superstar's get your ass's ready and pick the three guys to represent this shithole, and face the three most dominate bastards to ever step foot through those ropes the new World order in a six man tag team match.. But Homicide back to you you wanna talk big, well Son theres a Jackknife in your future.. Just as I kicked Goldbergs ass, and ended his undefeated streak.. I'm gonna kick yours and send you back to your little Shit half class Indy federation Ring of Honor, Remember Homicide Size matters, and you sure as hell aint packing anything...that deals with size.

Big Sexy Kevin Nash..

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Vampiro
Unregistered

To: bigsexy@kevinnash.com
From: livingdarkness@ebwf.com
Subject: Size Matters Huh?


You know Big Kev, it's funny that you run around here talking about how size matters. Because if my memory serves me correctly, your the one who lost not once, but TWICE, to Rey Mysterio back in WCW. So, you really have no room to run your mouth off about how much size really matters. Besides, your not even the best big man that the world has ever seen. NO WHERE EVEN CLOSE TO IT! But if you really want to have yourselves a nice little six man tag match, then I believe I can coexist with anybody this company has to offer just long enough to send you and Hall back to Nineteen Ninety-Six where both of your asses belong! And tell your little buddy, Captain Morgan, that I'll be more than happy to put his ass down, anytime, any place. Because The Outsiders are about to realize, that in this life, there is only one constant....and that constant is DARKNESS!
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Deleted User
Deleted User

To: roster@ebwf.com
From: "Alex Shelley" alexshelley@ebwf.com
Subject: I'm sorry...

Hey guys,

I just had a talk with a good friend of mine and well...*sigh*...about the nWo, the Horsemen, the DBC, and where my allegiance lies...I'm just going to have to plead the fifth for right now. Please understand, I have a very difficult decision to make...either way there will be consequences, but I promise you you will get your answers soon enough.

P.S. This excludes Torrie, feel more than free to show up by my side any day of the week. ;)

- Patrick "not so motherfucking" Martin
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Scott Hall
Unregistered

To: alexshelley@ebwf.com
From: "Scott Hall" scotthall@ebwf.com
Subject: Don't worry

Shelley,

Don't worry kid, we know it's just a formality now. See you tomorrow!


Fuck what ya heard - unless it's nWo 4 life,
- Scott Hall
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Linda Miles
Unregistered

alot of spam mails in my inbox *clicks delete* ;)
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Scott Hall
Unregistered

To: roster@ebwf.com
From: "Scott Hall" scotthall@ebwf.com
Subject: One more thing

Hey yo,

I just wanted to give you chicos one more thing to think about before I go to sleep and prepare for the festivities tomorrow/technically today.

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No particular reason or anything...

- Scott
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captain_charisma
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to Bigsexy@nwo.com,Scotthall@nwo.com
from Captain_charisma@EBWF.cjb.net

So, I hear you two are taking over. Taking over what I want to know? The candy store? Because if you think your taking over the EBWF, you need to look no further than the Dream Team. I won't waste my time by challenging you two to a tag team match, your far below my league. Just keep telling yourself that your taking over and maybe somebody like Shelley will buy into it. In the mean time, stay out of my way or you will be exposed, both of you fraudulent ass clowns!
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