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Roi Rene Dupree avec une dernière chance; Roi Rene Dupree with one last chance
Topic Started: Aug 26 2006, 11:30 PM (47 Views)
RDupree
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The scene opens in the parking garage where a white limo is pulling up. The driver gets out and opens the door. Out steps Roi Rene Dupree in his royal robe. He looks at the camera and tells the cameraman to shut it off, he will have lots of time later to take pictures. The scene ends. A few seconds later…

La Marseillaise blasts over the speakers and the crowd boos loudly. Out from the back walks Roi Rene Dupree in his royal blue robe. He waves the French flag as he goes down the ramp. He gets into the ring and places the flag on one turnbuckle. He grabs a microphone and is about to speak, but is cut off by the fans chanting “Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!” Once it subsides, Roi Rene Dupree starts speaking.

Merci for the wonderful ovation, we could not care less. This match tonight is between four competitors, not the fans. All you people here in the arena are just going to sit on your asses and watch while the French Roi destroys every opponent sent towards him. We heard what the soon-to-be former champion said about us. We had our laptop hooked up on our plane here and got to see the live feed, just another perk of being roi. But Alexandre had a lot of things that he said that made about as much sense as, bananas dancing to a song about peanut butter and jelly. Alexandre, we speak English. We speak English quite well. We say “we” because…oh wait, we have said before why we do. You obviously are so lost in your thoughts that you cannot listen to something the first time it is said. You are probably thinking about having sex with Carmella, because even we do not think she has such little class to do the deed with you. Then again, it is her. Well, what we heard Alexandre saying was “blah, blah, blah, losing balls…blah, blah, blah, it’s my first taste of success, yaddah, yaddah.” Luckily the plane ride is eight hours, because if we actually had something better to do, we would have done it. But, Alexandre, if you really are as dense as you let on, we might as well go down to your level, just so you can understand us. Remember, it is still Roi Rene Dupree speaking, just using different words to help you better understand.

Alex, we did call you out. We did tell you it wasn’t over. Then, we changed our minds. Not because we were scared of you. What were you going to do, hit me with your camera? Oooh, that might sting for about two seconds, but you’ll have to buy a new one. I didn’t come after you because I decided I had better things to do with my career. Sure, I could have complained as much as possible until I was granted a title shot against you. No, instead I worked my way up like every other wrestler before me. Now, through all this hard work, I seem to once again be standing on the other side of the ring as you. You see, I have heard of this revolution you need to lead. Unlike the last roi, your revolution won’t succeed. I don’t care if it isn’t against me, a revolution needs to be stopped. This nWo revolution needs to be stopped, and so does yours. Alex, I know you have as much to lose as I do. You are right, this could be a career shortening match. Remember, I’m the same age as you, so any career-ending damage would affect us equally. While you have that extra piece of gold in the mix, it’ll be useless if you can’t defend it. Any weapon is legal in this match, as long as you get the other wrestler to say “I quit”. Besides Vampiro, I’m the most proficient with weapons. I’ve been nearly killed, yet still come back for more. I’ve never quit, and tonight won’t be a start. But Alex, one of us will have to quit, and it will be you.

Obviously you don’t understand anything I say. Sure, the swearing is a bit offensive, but you truly lack class. Why don’t you go spit in someone’s French fries while you’re at it. Wait, you probably don’t want to hear the word “French.” Well too bad. You know what, I heard this quote a while back, and you, as well as all these fans personify it. “Wrestling: In Japan it’s a sport, in Canada it’s a tradition, in the US…it’s a joke!” You, Alex, are a perfect example. You personally are not a joke. You are a very talented champion. However, the things you say, the fans you bring in, it weakens the standing of wrestling. It’s the number 1 rated show on cable? No wonder, you appeal to the lowest common denominator. Hey, you can bring in a few more fans too, just have a picture of a nude woman on your ass while you’re wrestling. Straight guys will like the picture, while gay guys will like the ass. You win, then everyone will cheer for you. Why do people not cheer for me? Because I’m too good for them. I have to change my style just so you understand. There are the few fans here who will cheer for me because they know that people like you are bringing this tradition down. Tonight, you will meet the first Frenchmen to beat you. There was one Frenchman who dominated in his time. Andre the Giant dominated all, including that supposed god Hulk Hogan. The twenty-first century will be my time to dominate. And you know what, maybe you haven’t met any Frenchman who has beaten you, but you sure have met many Canadians who’ve beaten you. Tonight, you’ll lose to both a Canadian and a Frenchman. Hey, if Vampiro lasts longer than you, you’ll lose to two Canadians and a Frenchman. And no, I’m not saying I’m two people, I just have two nationalities, so I’m giving you the choice to look at it any way you like. If you want to continue saying no Frenchman has beaten you, go ahead, because then you can just say I’m Canadian. Because there is no way you’ll be beating me. Alex, that title has been with you long enough. It’s finally time for it to go on a more deserving shoulder. Maybe you and Homicide can dominate the tag team division. There certainly isn’t anyone my calibre in that division, hence why they need two people. I have a good night’s sleep many nights. The only time I don’t is when I’m thinking about terrorists attacking my country, not about you. Whenever I’m angered I just think of you and I feel better, knowing that when I do face you again, I’ll be on the winning end. You want to leave me in a pool of my own blood because your legacy is on the line? What legacy? You’ve wrestled for what, five years, if? And you even admitted to being known as “Baby Bear.” I wouldn’t consider that a legacy. Your name? Alex Shelley isn’t even your real name. Go back to being known as Patrick Martin and no one will be the wiser, as can be seen from the fans in this arena. And your pride? Well, one out of three isn’t too bad.

Alex, you don’t look like a quitter. Neither does Vampiro. And to an extent, neither does Ron Killings. However, I incite in people a reaction they try to hide. Sure, some of the braver ones try to pass it off as French hatred, but I know it really is the thought in their mind that they know Rene Dupree is better than them. Alex, you feel it. You feel it everytime you set foot in front of a camera and try to insult me, belittle me, or just plain try and make yourself feel better. I have built up a tolerance to defeat, you’re right. And that’s another reason why I ignored you after my initial comments. It didn’t bother me. I’m here now, am I not? I want to see you devastated. Come on, the pain you will feel when I beat you will almost rival the pain any truly faithful and loving spouse feels when they find out their partner is a unfaithful and filing for divorce. I want to see that pain in your eyes. Maybe it is a bit of a sick thought, but it is empowering. Seeing the mighty fall is huge in today’s society, a reason paparazzi like you are around. It’s funny how you being the paparazzi, yet also being considered mighty. Don’t worry too much, that will change soon. You will be just a regular twenty-three year old, something I will never be. I’m a roi now and in a few hours I’ll be the People’s Champion. There will be people who love me and people who hate me. Does that bother me, no. Your country is based on free speech, and every democratic country, including France has something stating that free speech is good. I won’t physically attack the people who do boo me. I’ll just step into the ring and silence every one of my critics. Some people say their biggest critic is themselves. I say something different. The biggest critics are my opponents. And I’m going to silence them. Sometimes I don’t, as when I lost to Homicide. And the next time, the critics are even louder and more numerous. Well, I don’t want to hear the critics after this match. I know, there still will be some. Those are the ignorants who cannot see the truth. They are the ones who still believe the world is flat. Alex, I probably won’t silence you tonight, or Vampiro, or Mr. Killings when I beat the three of you tonight. However, I will get that much closer to never having to hear you speak again, because it’s quite annoying. I’m sure your fans will still cheer you on when you win, and still boo me when I lose. I’m ok with that, because my fanbase isn’t necessarily American. While you may be able to represent three hundred million people, I’m going to represent the other 5, 700,000 people, give or take. Did I just blow your mind? I’m joking. Actually, I will represent these 300 million people too. Just because they boo me doesn’t mean I’m not right for them. Kids don’t eat their vegetables, even though they’ll get sick without them. America is known for having an obesity problem, so the fans in this arena booing me doesn’t bother me. It seems many Americans don’t know what’s good for them, and even worse, endorse what is bad. I may not be your leader, you have a Texan for that. The People’s Championship may be the closest I get, and I will get it. Not only will I attempt to take what is yours, I will take it. I hope you’re in the back having some last minute moments with that title, because tonight, it ends. FIN, Finished, no more left. This title is my World Title. The People are all over the world. Besides that, I’m a roi. I may not be democratically elected, but what I do is for the people. I help the impoverished, the disabled and the mentally challenged. I rule for the people. Even if my decisions haven’t been popular, they have been right. I am for the people, and there can only be one title for the people. Tonight, I will walk away with that title.

I know this was directed mostly towards Alex, but Vampiro and Mr. Killings, you can hear this too. Whatever I do to Alex, I’ll do to you as well. I have no problem inflicting pain on others. I run a country, I have to do some very unpopular things sometimes. Regret, mercy, those words don’t matter to me. I do what I need to do, and tonight, I need to beat you three. Now, let me finish off with a movie quote to go along with Alex’s whole persona. And how ironic, this quote is directed at a stereotypical version of a Frenchman. Alex Shelley, as Ricky Bobby said, “I’m playing for keeps.” And just like that first race, the Frenchman will be the winner.


Roi Rene Dupree drops the mic, grabs his flag and leaves the ring.
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