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Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 01:16 PM (34 Views)
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*this rp sucks but I have been sick all week just needed to get something posted**

The scene opens on the shore of Lake Michigan. It’s a calm and peaceful day in the Windy City. Sitting on a big grey rock is Raven staring at the waves on the lake. He is wearing black combat boots, blue cut off jean shorts, and a black Disturbed t-shirt. The slight breeze of the lake blows Raven’s long curly hair a tiny bit as he begins to speak.

Raven: “Through all of my trials and tribulations one thing is still for sure…and that is Raven knows how to win. You see at Summerslam not only did I beat one man, I defeated two men. Two proven winners, even a legend, but they were no match for the great one. They say the cream always rises up to the top and believe me when I say this Raven is still the cream of the crop. I have two titles right now…the hardcore title and I am one half of the tag team champions. If I have my way I will add a third title and that will make me a ten time World Champion. Now I know I have had some troubles winning matches on Smackdown recently and I think that trend is about to stop tonight. I face Shane Helms…or is it Sugar Shane Helms. Either way Hurricane you are in for a world of hurt and after I finish with you they will call you a tropical depression. I wish I had some news for you Gregory Helms. Sorry I am just ranting about this and that right now and probably not making much sense at all. I was just trying to compare that to Shane’s career. Time and time again they have tried to push this guy to the top. Yet, he just can’t get over that last rung and it sends his career crashing down hard. Here is Raven’s career builder tip of the week…Shane pick a fucking gimmick and stick with it. Don’t you think the people lose interest when they see you as a different character every month? You know these people pay there hard earned money to be entertained not confused. When a kid comes to the arena for some unknown reason wearing a Hurricane Helms t-shirt that he purchased online less than a month ago and you come out doing your three count dance they have the right to boo you. You wasted that person’s money and they have a perfect reason to leave the arena wondering why. They wanted you to be a superhero…not some boy band or news reporter. Hell I will even admit I am not a fan of your style but the Hurricane was entertaining to me. It probably has something to do with the fact that I am a grow man that still reads comic books but nether the less I enjoyed it. Now you joined back up with that no talent flunky Evan Karagis…well you deserve to lose all respect and your place on the card. I watched your last interview Shane and you have had yet another transformation. You were sitting there with your old buddy Shannon Moore and you were nothing more than a fucking pervert. You were like a fourteen year old boy seeing a naked woman for the first time…not very impressive Shane. What do you think because your friends with Shannon Moore that makes you a superstar? Well in this business the sad part is that it does. Just because you guys are buddies you will get big matches. That is just the way the politics work in the wrestling world. So I guess now Shane you are just going to be yourself? You are going to try and act young and have all the teeny bopper girls as your fans. Well if you want that fan base more power too you. I don’t think that is how you earn much respect from your peers but hey it worked for the Hardy Boys and the Rock and Roll express so you might as well try it. You see Shane I could never really respect you because I don’t like your style. For one you’re not cool and if this was back in the day when I was coming up you would have had your ass kicked by the old timers on a daily basis. You’re just like me Shane a comic geek. The main difference is I am evil and I love to hurt people. Your superpowers aren’t going to save you this week Shane. I just hope that I can put together a good match. When you take the best brawler being myself and stick him in a standard match with a high flyer that relies on nothing but high sports ala Jeff Hardy you have problems. That is probably your biggest problem there you guys are all friends. You take one guy that has zero talent and put him in a group of buddies he brings the whole group down. There you go Shane I just solved your career dilemma for you…find some new friends. See Shane happiness is helping other people. I am always looking to help and now to finish my statement I am going to have to leave you beaten and bloodied in the center of the ring. So you better make sure everything is going well in the hurricave or wherever you call your home base. The one thing that matters is that everything is going pretty well in Raven’s world and I am not ready to make a change in my mood. Quote the Raven…NEVERMORE!”

The scene end with Raven standing up from his seated position on the large rock he was sitting on. He extends his arms out into the crucifix position and holds the pose for ten seconds. Raven jumps down off the rock and begins to walk off down the shore of Lake Michigan. The screen fades to black.
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