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| Deleted User | Apr 1 2007, 11:54 PM Post #1 |
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*2Xtreme played over the PA as Jeff Hardy came out to a huge pop. He had one half of the tag titles around his waist, and was carrying a newly painted briefcase. He ran down to the ring, posed with the briefcase and grabbed a mic* Jeff Hardy: With so much else going on right now, am I really supposed to care so much about Kevin Nash? The answer is a resounding no, and let me tell you folks just why. I’m Mr. Money in the Bank. I single-handedly told five other guys that Jeff Hardy wants it that much more. Let’s not joke around either because those five fellows came to win-As it turns out, I nearly died a few times in the match. Falling from some 12 feet up to the outside is a pain you have to live through to understand. And I really don’t remember much after that Evenflow DDT Raven so kindly handed out to me. I just know that I saw an opening, climbed that ladder as fast as my body would allow, and still nearly lost it all. Chris Jericho, you have a grip that would make a Tyrannosaurus jealous. Had I just been hanging from the briefcase it would’ve been tough to bring it down with sweaty hands. But add Jericho’s weight to mine and by God, it’s a miracle I pulled that briefcase down when I did. So what’s it mean to be Mr. Money in the Bank? It means I hold the key to the World Championship in this artistically painted up briefcase. I get a match at any pay per view I want-Any show I want. It could be at the next Warfare. Hell, I’ll even invade UCW and win the EBWF Title on their show. I could wait until whenever really. It’s kind of cool holding that kind of power-I’m a simple going guy and I don’t really like being the power type, but having it makes me realize that Jeff Hardy just ain’t a G you fuck with, yo! Jeff Hardy: I may say don’t mess with Jeff Hardy because you’ll just wind up hurt, but people still do. I’m talking about Wes Ikeda, I mean who else really? Yea I screwed up a few months back and I’ve expected repercussions, but I figured Wes to be a bigger man than that. I guess figured the same thing about me though, so it’s all good baby. Just know what you’re about to be bringing down on yourself here Wes. You may be dreading another Jeff Hardy Title run, but what you should really be dreading is the day we finally tango, and you get to meet the Xtreme in all it’s glory. We’ll come to blows Wes-I think it was inevitable the moment you walked into the EBWF as Commissioner with an ego the size of my…well with a very large ego. You always considered yourself the best high flyer around, or at least higher than Jeff Hardy. But really Wes, I revolutionized high flying in my backyard while you just watched and imitated. Jeff Hardy: Now you guys see why I don’t really care much about my match with Kevin Nash. Really, he never was anything for me to worry about. Not when I was World Champion, and his “brother” and not now, when I’m Mr. Money in the Bank and dealing with the boss. Truth is that yea, he and his homeboys got the best of me after Syxx and I beat the piss out of him and Hall and kept the Tag Titles where they were. But they sure as hell ran like crackheads at the sight of cops when I came out from behind that curtain at Wrestlemania. Let’s not point out the fact that there would’ve been four of them to the three of us…Two of the three having just gotten beaten up a bit. Just proves my point that the New World Order can’t stand dealing with the truth. What truth is that I hear everyone of you asking? The truth that without Syxx and Jeff Hardy they’ve lost their workhorses and any way to win matches. Am I really that wrong in saying that? Hogan loses, Hall loses, Nash loses, and now with Vampiro in the mix, if he crosses me he’ll lose too. I’m not being cocky-History speaks for itself. I may not have directly taken out Vampiro, but the record books will most definitely show him losing to Jeff Hardy at Wrestlemania 6. Those very same books will also show anyone wearing black and white getting their asses handed to them should they step outta bounds tonight and try to help Big Kev. Believe me when I tell you that he’s going to need all the help he can get. There’s no way in hell I’ll be feeling the Jack-Knife and letting this 7-foot waste of space beat me. Kevin, you’re slow, next to immobile, prone to injury and mildly retarded in the ring. You haven’t had what it takes in months, and if you’re showing at Mania is any indication, not a damn thing has changed. Even when you faced Syxx and I for the Tag Straps, a championship you and Hall complained and bitched about never getting a chance for, you didn’t come to play. You may as well have just laid down for one of us to pin you. Would’ve saved you from the embarrassment of getting legit beat by two guys who combined weigh a bit over your own weight. How could a big man like yourself look in the mirror after that? How were you able to walk into the big man meeting, look Taker, Kane, Khali, Albert, Big Show and the ghost of Andre in the eyes? In fact, how will you do just that after our little one-on-one bout? Maybe you should consider turning in your membership card and rethinking that whole ‘big men are better than small men.’ Someone like you Kev, from what I’ve heard at least, should definitely know that it’s not the size but how you use it. You may be 7 feet tall, but so what? You lumber around like a drunken grizzly bear that’s been declawed-The only threat being the size, and even then it’s not hard to avoid. But me, I utilize every last pound and every inch. You have a solid ten inches on me and over 100 pounds, but since you misuse those advantages, I’m not worried. I wasn’t worried when I stepped into the ring with you and Hall. I wasn’t worried when I came out to help Alex and Wes. The last thing I am when it comes to you is afraid. Who knows-Maybe you’ll surprise the hell out of me and actually be a threat. But I doubt it. Even if you do try to play, you’ll still be facing the King of Xtreme, the Charismatic Enigma and the Imagi-Knight. Did I forget any nicknames? Probably did, but that doesn’t matter. All that matters is the fact that tonight, you’ll be dealing with several annoyed personalities. Not a damn one has ever liked or trusted you. Each one has their own way of dealing with your shit and you will like each one less than the one that came before it. So what’s going to happen tonight Kevin is exactly what has always been coming your way-An Xtreme Twist of Fate. *2Xtreme hit and Jeff posed for the crowd with his Tag Title and Briefcase* OOC-Tired and been working on a speech all day/night. Good luck Mike. Oh, and I promise in the next RP Jeff with not only have a new layout, but will also talk about Syxx, his brother Matt, and maybe even go more in depth with this whole Wes thing-That's all stuff I forgot to include in this one and I don't want to rush any of that. |
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