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I have oysters in my bed; They talk to me, they understand.
Topic Started: Sep 15 2009, 10:43 PM (201 Views)
Chloe
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Helloooo people!

-We begin with an extreme close-up of Daizee Haze as she holds a mini-camcorder in front of her face-

Daizee: I decided to do things a little differently. I kinda feel bad for the EBWF camera men who have to lug around those big, ginormous things so I gave one of 'em the day off! Hopefully my positive actions will return to me in the form of golden stardust! So, today, you're gonna get a look around Chez Haze..

-Daizee points the camera away from herself and walks in a slow circle to show off her apartment home. There are poster's on the wall's of artists like Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix and Phish. Incense and a thicker smoke fill the area and Daizee brushes some of it away with her free hand. Other things of note are bamboo chimes, dream catchers and door beads in place of actual wooden doors with peace symbol's or butterflies on them. Also a lot of tye dye stuff.-

Daizee: Oooh..killer, huh? You guy's get to take a trip inside of my brain just without all the gooey pink stuff. And guess what? I'm gonna show you that this so called "random hippie chick" is actually a very sound strategist! We're gonna watch some tapes of my opponents this week, Beth Phoenix and Layla! Sound cool? Let's do it, go with the flow.

-Daizee walks along towards her couch, panning the camera down towards her feet to reveal that she's wearing a pair of Care Bear underwear and a pair of purple, fuzzy, Care Bear slippers-

Daizee: And don't judge me, the Care Bears were pretty hardcore, ok? A Care Bear stare could take anybody down.

-The camcorder is rested on the couch while Daizee pops a tape into her VCR. She plops back down onto the couch and scoops the camera back up to zoom in on the television. The tape is of Beth Phoenix and she is shown making an entrance towards the ring-

Daizee: Ok, so this is Beth. She's like uber strong but I'm totally quicker than her. And I can use that. SO, when I'm avoiding her, I'm gonna try to..

-The tape of in-ring footage cuts out and is abruptly replaced by an episode of the late 60's early 70's program, The Banana Splits Adventure Hour-

Daizee: Ahhhh, man, did I tape over it? Bad vibes. I swear I...hey...I love this episode...

-The flower child absent mindedly grabs a Smore Pop-Tart and begins to munch on it while focusing on the television. She stares at the screen as the tape fast forwards five minutes. ..And she's still watching the show. ..Fifteen minutes and it's the same result. Finally, after a fourty five minute fast forward, she snaps back to attention-

Daizee: Oh! Right! The match. Ok, so I guess we can't review my Beth tape right now and add in snazzy comments ala Mystery Science Theater 3000. Maybe next time! But Layla..ohhoho, Layla..

-Daizee climbs to her feet and walks over to a corner of her apartment where we find a globe of the world. After giving it a good spin, Daizee's finger lands directly upon England-

Daizee: Ha! Right there! That's where you're from, Layla! England! And I've been studying up on England too. Do you like The Beatles, Layla? Well? Do ya? 'Cause I do! Which reminds me, I've got to try and beat my high score on "Yellow Submarine" on Beatles Rock Band before..wait..NO! I'm focused here! The point is, I've been studying you too, Layla! I know your moves and I can counter them.

-The camera is turned back towards our intrepid little hippie-

Daizee: And I guess this is the part where I should point at the camera and be all "GRRRR" right? But I'm not going to do that. Nope. I'm just gonna put everything in fate's good graces, like I always do. And what will be, will be. Maybe I will win. Maybe I won't. But I'll do my best! And when I sleep tonight, and I manage to have an awesome, astral projection, I totally believe that my astral self could whip Beth's and Layla's out-of-body self's! And when your mind and soul are all on one wave length, everything else just seems to..

-Her ear's catch "Incense and Peppermints" by Strawberry Alarm Clock playing on her nearby radio. Daizee releases a dreamy sigh-

Daizee: ....And I love this song.

-Daizee begins to lightly sing along before she presses the off button her hand-held camcorder.-




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Cory
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<3
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Still marking for Daizee Haze
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This Is Great lol
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Shane Helms: I have horses in my shed, they counsel me, they understand...
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Willlllllbur?!
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This really good stuff, I enjoyed it a lot.
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