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Topic Started: Sep 20 2009, 06:01 PM (184 Views)
Chloe
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-A loud gong sound is heard and the screen is soon filled with psychedelic colors and the word's "Q&A with Daizee Haze" float into view. After a few moments we find Daizee sitting behind something akin to a news reporters desk. Positioned all around the desk are the large, cheery, plush flowers she occasionally carries to the ring with her. Her hands are folded in front of her and she gives one of her bright smiles-

Daizee: Why hello again. Today we're going to do something a little different! ...Again. You, as in the EBWF viewer, submitted questions for me via the website and now I'm gonna answer 'em.

-Daizee spreads her arms outwards and takes in a deep breath with both eyes closed-

Daizee: They gave me this neat desk and everything. It's cool and all but I had to bring some flowers along to help navigate the positive energy and make sure everything say's peaceful. So, let's do this!

-Reaching under the desk, she pulls out a sack full of e-mails that had been printed out for her. Clearing her throat, she plucks one out and gives it a look over-

Daizee: This one want's to know "What kind of belly button do you have?" I have an outtie! Outtie's are way easier to keep clean, I imagine. Thank you for your question, dream traveler!

-The peace loving grappler scoops out another letter, squinting at the words-

Daizee: Oh. Wow. This one is really perverted. I don't even think that would be possible for a human being. Next! Negative vibes, man!

-That letter is discarded and another one is selected-

Daizee: "Do you plan on being in the tournament for the NEWWWWW Women's Tag Titles?" Yes! I do! And I am! And I have a partner! New arrival, Mickie James! Mickie is awesome and I think we're going to make a really good team. She's happy! I'm happy! She's a good athlete and I'm a good athlete! I don't really need to talk her up because everyone already know's how good she is. The Face-Paint Connection are totally gonna get spanked! ..Like..not..literally..'cause that would be weird and kinky. Erm. Next question!

-Thrill and marvel as yet another question is taken from the BAG 'O DANGER!-

Daizee: "Do you have any recipes?" That's a bit of a strange question to ask a wrestler but I do indeed! Ok..first, you need to get..like..a bowl shaped..something. Like a flower pot or a bed pan. Or you could use your sink. And then you get like..the box with all..ya know..dragon monsters and fruity people, ok? And then you pour that stuff in there and then you get milk. And make sure it's a good year! I guess this year is a good year for milk. And then you pour it all in there with extra sugar and balance it out and mix it with a spoon. And then...enjoy your creation!

-A stage hand can be heard off camera mumbling that her "recipe" is, in fact, cereal.-

Daizee: Yeah, I know, Mr. Disembodied, magical voice. I invented it. Let's fire up another question! This one is asking me "Is there any diva you really, really, hate?" Well, I don't allow things like hate to show up into my life and make me something I don't want to be. But, there is someone I've faced a few times I wouldn't mind getting a pinfall over. Alissa Flash. 'Cause I haven't forgot about Summer Slam where she stripped me down to my bikini. So, in the cosmic way of life, where what goes around comes around, I owe her a little payback.

-She cracks her knuckles and does her best to look tough and intimidating, which is sorta tough when you're such a tiny little thing, but the emotion is at least there-

Daizee: And, what do ya know, I'll get a chance at Warfare with my new buddy Mickie James! You've got Katie Lea but you lost the lady that was married to a Dracula. So unless Katie dates The Creature from the Black Lagoon, I've got nothing to be afraid of! I know that I want to be the first to hold those Women's Tag Titles, and I bet Mickie does too! ..Isn't it awesome how that question just so happened to be a perfect transistion into this week's match? Funny how things work out. And I think we have time for just oooone more question..

-Slapping a hand over her eyes, Daizee digs into the unknown and yanks out her final question for the segment-

Daizee: "Why are Alissa and Katie Lea such complete and total douche-faces?"

-After a sneaky little grin her eyes begin to dart about left and right-

Daizee: Oh my. Isn't it weird how a question like that just happened to slip by RIGHT before our big match? Trippy! Now, I would, ever, ever call Alissa and Katie "douche faces". They aren't. Really! They just have a lot of pent up anger and frustration and they don't know how to vent it properly. But it's a bummer 'cause I don't think they're gonna be much happier when me and Mickie pick up the win this week! But, I will totally show those two how to get rid of those excess feelings anytime they feel up to it. And on that note--

-Daizee suddenly makes an utterly delighted little sound-

Daizee: This chair can spin! WEEEE!

-After a few amazing spins, the wheeled chair topples over and all that is seen of poor Daizee are her feet sticking up over the table, accompanied by a loud thud-

Daizee: ...Dude...please edit that part out...

-The camera fades to black with a groan-





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I laughed, I cried, I am in love. Great RP. :)
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Ben M
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That chair bit reminds me of RVD's "it spins" with the World Title belt a few years back.

Great stuff, er... What's your name, handler of Daizee? It just says Daizee on the roster page.
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Chloe
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My name is Chloe. =]
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Ben M
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Ah, pretty name :)

Though I was kinda hoping you were THE Daizee Haze :p

...It would make you all the better fit for The Brian Kendrick!
Edited by Ben M, Sep 20 2009, 10:21 PM.
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Really Good RP. Good Luck.
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