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The lonely stoner free's her mind at night
Topic Started: Sep 27 2009, 12:15 PM (197 Views)
Chloe
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-Outside of the arena where Destiny will be taking place, The Staples Center for those keeping score, we find one of the five participants that will be in a Battle Royal to determine a challenger for either Maryse or Maria's Women's Title. A pair of ear buds block out the world as she grips her custome tye-dye i-pod, dancing away and off in her own, surely brightly colored, world.-

Daizee: ..Sayin' that I look better if I was thinner, don't you k-

-Daizee pauses and looks down at herself, realizing that if she was any thinner she probably wouldn't exist. So she makes a quick revision to the lyrics-

Daizee: ..Sayin' that I look better if I was incredibly obese and covered in chicken grease, don't you know you should have loved me for my inner?

-A head pokes around one of the corner's, belonging to Daizee's tag team partner and one of the EBWF's newest diva's, Mickie James.-

Mickie: Daizee!

Daizee: Mickie!

-Daizee slips her ear buds out and the two embrace in a quick hug-

Mickie: Do you know how big of an opportunity you have? You could be Women's Champion AND one half of the Women's Tag Team Champion's!

Daizee: Yep, yep. Good fortune is smiling upon me.

Mickie: You can do it, I know you can! Just wanted to wish you luck.

Daizee: Positive energy! I'll conserve it in a little spirit jar and carry it into the battle royal with me.

-Mickie gives a quiet laugh at her loopy partner before they exchange waves and depart. Daizee looks ready to plug an ear bud back in but something seemed to catch her attention. She pressed her back tightly against one of the walls and peeked over an opposite corner. Something was drawing closer and she could sense it. After a few more moments, she sprung out at her 'stalker'-

Daizee: HIDOYOUWANTTOINTERVIEWME!?

-She blurted out to a hapless Johnathan Coachman, who nearly jumps out of his skin. Daizee merely sports a cheerful smile, resting her hands behind back. The Coach starts to calm, breathing slowing down.-

The Coach: ..Yes..Yes I would..

Daizee: Let's go!

-The scene switches to Daizee's hotel room where the odd pairing of The Coach and the hippie are seated upon a couch. The Coach is wearily holding a Playstation One controller in his hand-

The Coach: Is this Madden?

Daizee: No dude. This is Um Jammer Lammy.

The Coach: What?

Daizee: It's the story of a lamb that fixes all of her problems by playing guitar. Don't you wish the world was really like that?

The Coach: But I'm here to inte-

Daizee: Hey, hey! It's starting! Pay attention! Ask me questions while you play! Connect mind and body, Coach!

The Coach: I don't even know how to play! What are all these symbols?! How can-

Daizee: GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT, SOLIDER!

-Poor Coach feverishly tries to play the game, as a guitar wielding lamb rocks out with a deranged pilot, in poorly rendered 2D world.-

The Coach: Battle Royal at Destiny!

Daizee: I'm going to win!

-Coach's body jerks about, as if that will help his in game controls-

The Coach: Melina!

Daizee: Likes to have her picture taken!

The Coach: Gail Kim!

Daizee: Almost as tall as her!

The Coach: U-Uh, Layla El!

Daizee: I AM taller than her!

-She seems quite proud of this. Hey, it's not often you can say that when you're 5'3''.-

The Coach: Molly Holly!

Daizee: Big butt! Nooo! Coach! Pay attention!

-The game displays a 'GAME OVER' screen as The Coach surely could not rock hard enough. Dejected, Daizee points a finger towards the exit.

Daizee: Coach. Get out.

The Coach: But..

Daizee: Coach, I love you and you're great but your inability to rock hard enough is bringing some major karma sweeps in this room. I have to recover before my big match.

The Coach: I understand.

-Except that he totally doesn't. Not one bit. With a nod, he makes an exit and Daizee slips into a metation pose upon her bed, trying to reallign all of the chi energy that was lost but Coach's poor game play.-
Edited by Chloe, Sep 27 2009, 12:17 PM.
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Baha, great roleplay, made me giggle xD
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Amazing roleplay :)
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Chloe
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Thank you's x's 2! =D
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That was superb!
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I think I would actually marry Daizee Haze.
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For Real man!
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