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Pay Per View Debut
Topic Started: Jul 21 2010, 05:23 PM (158 Views)
Chloe
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-The scene began focused on Portia Perez in the backstage area. She took a large drink from her massive, gas-station Big Gulp with one of her feet propped up one a crate. She gave a look to her watch as one of her stable mates approached her-

Rayna Von Tash: Well, we have no interviewer now.

Portia Perez: Why is that?

-Portia did a very bad job of feigning innocence while taking another slurp and couldn't help but grin.-

Rayna Von Tash: You threw one of these at The Coach.

-Rayna held up a sai that she had pulled from a wall. Portia took a slow drink while looking the weapon over-

Portia Perez: I'm a ninja.

Rayna Von Tash: Ninja's originated in feudal Japan. Not Canada.

Portia Perez: They relocated. And they wore masks, how do you know where they're from?

-The shapely red head sighed softly to herself but began to smirk all of a sudden-

Rayna Von Tash: We're just going to have to improvise. Luckily, I've been able to find someone on short notice.

Portia Perez: Mm?

-Taylor Wilde stepped into the picture with a strange, lime green puppet on her hand. It was only a head with frizzy orange hair, googly eyes, and stubby arms. It was wearing a small sports coat and had a tiny, felt microphone taped to one of it's hands-

Portia Perez: NO.

Taylor Wilde: Portia. It's OK! He went to college for this.

Rayna Von Tash: This might teach someone not to throw those ninja...thingys at interviewers.

Portia Perez: It's a SAI.

Rayna Von Tash: Of course. Whatever.

-Taylor stepped out of focus of the camera and held her hand puppet up closer to Portia's face. The Canadian's upper lip began to twitch as she glared at the hand ornament. Taylor cleared her throat and tried to make her voice sound deeper but only ended up sounding like a Muppet with a cold.-

Taylor Wilde: I'm Abe Lincoln III and with me now is Portia Perez!

Portia Perez: ..this is retarded.

Taylor Wilde: Portia, this will be your pay per view debut for the EBWF. Is your stomach filled with fluttery butterflies?

Portia Perez: Me? Yeah right. I've been waiting for an opportunity like this. I'm just pissed it's against such a low level of competition.

Taylor Wilde: You will be up against Candice Michelle and Layla in triple threat action. You look as though you are super confident in your awesome abilities.

Portia Perez: OK, seriously, how many times do we have to beat down Candice Michelle before she gets the message? I understand that she's pretty stupid but DAMN. I beat her one week and Rayna beat her the next.

-Rayna uses this opportunity to slide in front of the camera and strike a few poses. She blows a kiss before slipping away again-

Portia Perez: Even Taylor could probably beat her!

Taylor Wilde: (voicing going to it's normal level) Hey!

Portia Perez: She's already becoming the whipping girl for...us.

Rayna Von Tash: (off camera) We'll come up with a name later.

Portia Perez: But ya know what? That's fine. Easy way to make some cash. I'll beat up Candice Michelle and cash my paycheck with a smile. I've been in the ring with her, I know what she can do, and I know how to beat her. She's just another one of these 'diva's' that got everything handed to her and now that she actually has to rely on actual in ring ability, she can't hack it. I've proved that once already and I don't have a problem proving it again. She didn't do anything to impress me and I doubt she's going to bring anything new this time either.

Taylor Wilde: And what about Layla?

Portia Perez: What ABOUT Layla? Layla claims that she doesn't know what my last name is or she couldn't be bothered to find out. Well, Layla, let me tell you right now. I'm Portia. Fricken. Perez. And I bet after I stomp you, you will remember it real well. Layla is exactly like Candice. Someone who came into the wrestling business backwards, through a competition, and now thinks she knows how to wrestle. I worked on the indy's for years and learned my craft before I made it to the big time. And now that I'm here, I'm not about to lay down for ex-models, dancers, valets or whatever the hell these chicks use to do before they started pretending to be wrestlers. If you don't know who I am then don't think for a second that I won't take advantage of your ignorance. Competition is everywhere and just because you make it to the big show doesn't mean you should kick back and get lazy.

Taylor Wilde: Strong words from a strong person.

Portia Perez: Damn right!

Taylor Wilde: So, Portia, inquiring minds would like to know. Do you have any pre-match rituals? Do you stand on your head and wiggle your toes? Do you have a pair of lucky underwear? What is your favorite Lady Gaga song?

Portia Perez: Give me that sai back, right now. I'm going to gut her with it.

Rayna Von Tash: I'll handle this.

-Rayna removes the puppet from Taylor's hand and slips it onto her own-

Rayna Von Tash: Taylor, based upon performance, which member of the female roster do you think should be cut?

Taylor Wilde: Candice. Layla. Daffney. Melina. Torrie. Stacy. Natalya. Trish.

-Rayna slowly turns the puppet towards her ear and leans into it's mouth-

Rayna Von Tash: What? There was someone left off that list?

Taylor Wilde: Who is he saying?

Rayna Von Tash: (gasping) You're right, I didn't even think of her.

Taylor Wilde: No, Rayna!

Rayna Von Tash: (nodding while making the puppets mouth move) That's actually a really good idea.

Taylor Wilde: Not! Taylor!

Rayna Von Tash: I'm not saying that's what he said.

Taylor Wilde: I know that's what he said! Tell-him-not-Taylor! Tell him to stop! Quiet you! Make him be quiet!

-While Taylor points accusingly at the puppet, Portia reaches forward and jerks it away from Rayna. She tosses it onto the floor and begins to stomp on it and Taylor looks as though she is ready to burst into tears-

Portia Perez: SHUT UP ALREADY!

-Portia grabs a hold of the camera and holds it closely towards her face-

Portia Perez: Alright, 100% focus and attention right here, got it?! Layla! Candice! Come Sacrifice you two are in for a whole world of hurt. When I'm doing knocking the both of you around you won't even be pretty enough to be valets. See these guns? Huh? Do you? Are you scared? Well, you should be. Because come Sunday they are going to be wrapped around both of your necks. Layla, you can beg and plead in that horrible English accent of yours but it isn't going to help you. And, Candice, this time might be enough to get into your thick skull not to mess with us. And after I finish you two off we're going after bigger names and better competition....

-Portia shoves the camera away to bring the scene to it's end-

(OOC- I really don't know what to call them. Suggestions?)
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Miles
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Powerpuff Girls.
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I reckon that could cause a lawsuit.

But since you replied you get a banana sticker, Miles. :D

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Hey Chole, what a awsome roleplay, l loved it.
l am looking forward to this match at ppv, and l will look foward to go against you in futer .

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