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| Wallace | Jun 8 2017, 08:17 PM Post #1 |
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Wallace is in split position between two equipment boxes backstage outside the locker room . Wallace is an extremely pale and lanky androgynous fellow with teal irises in his wide eyes as well as jet black hair in a bowl cut mop-head style. He is wearing an orange and green striped t shirt yellow suspenders and old, beige corduroy shorts worn out white and red bowling shoes. He licks a HUMONGOUS rainbow whirly lollipop unintentionally creepy while Tip Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim plays https://youtu.be/_eQQKVKjifQWallace begins to speak, he has a very odd unique speaking voice( ) Wallace: They broke the mold when they made me. I was consummated in old library . . . When I was three years old, my parents would take me to these fancy dinner parties, I was a very bright child I could name all the chemical elements, all the state capitals but the skills I was proud of the most were never appreciated. Such as armpit farting the Modern Major-General Song or play Chop Sticks with a spoon and glass. I actually quit school when I was very young, the teacher's never appreciated my genius. I would complete all my schoolwork and homework in Morse code. Ah memories . . . |
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unintentionally creepy while Tip Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim plays
3:32 PM Jul 11