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| MaceDouglas | Jun 19 2017, 01:06 PM Post #1 |
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*Mace Douglas puts on a fake body suit with fake abs and muscles on it. He then drenches himself in water with it everywhere on him. Mace Douglas has a shirt on that says "Mr. World Champion" on it and is dressed to look as if he is Calvin Radcliffe. He picks up the phone* "Calvin": Hello Mr. President. Do you want to see my abs and my championship? *The phone call ends as Mace starts to walk putting his chest out. Then Kevin Smith walks up to him wearing a blond wig snd with a shirt saying "I let my kid watch wrestling" and wants to talk to "Calvin"* "Calvin": Hello do you want to see my abs? "Fan": Hello Mr. Super important Big Time Champion. My son wants to meet you "Calvin": Does he want to see my abs? *Kevin Smith runs back takes everything off. He then gets on a Mace Douglas shirt that reads "Pain Is My Favorite". He then walks up to "Calvin" with a pen and paper* "Fan 2": Can I have your autograph please? "Calvin": HOW DARE WEAR AN AWESOME SHIRT LIKE THAT, I'M DONE WITH BOOGER EATING SCUM LIKE YOU. *"Calvin" Picks up the kid and hits a Destiny's DDT onto the kid flatting him. Then the mother goes to get the kid and "Calvin" then hits a Destiny's DDT onto her* "Calvin": You commie scum... This autograph signing is over... *A broken down Prius comes up and "Calvin" gets into the car. Kevin Smith takes off the shirt and gets a new shirt on that says "Calvin loves me." He puts 2 basketballs in the shirt and shows them to "Calvin wanting him to sign. Calvin writes the number to a suicide hotline and then looks at Kevin* "Calvin": I am the best at getting ladies, that is what my mom told me when I was a little happy boy. Call me sugar *Mace throws off all the Calvin stuff and so does Kevin Smith. Mace and Kevin Smith take the broken down Prius to the arena for GCW Lightning this week and find Calvin's car. Mace throws Kevin a Sledgehammer and Mace uses a crowbar to do some serious damage to the car* Mace: Calvin you act like you are this big important deal but we know what you truly are in life, a normal person. Kevin: Calvin you act like you are the the best thing to happen to this world but quite frankly, that is false. Mace: Me and Kevin are going to destroy you and Elias this week and there is nothing stopping us. Kevin: If you don't mind, Mace and myself aren't finished making your car stunning so see you at Lightning! |
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| Calvin Radcliffe | Jun 19 2017, 02:23 PM Post #2 |
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This was quite humorous indeed, who knew that Mace Douglas had a sense of humor hidden under all that makeup. I sure didn't. On a more serious note, unlike you I don't need an intricate plagiarism of someone else's life to feel important. I know I'm important because I stand here as your champion and I stand here as the man who pinned you to claim that title. On a side note, for future reference, I think my pecs are the ones getting me the ladies not the abs, but hey you do you. See you in a few days bud. |
| MaceDouglas | Jun 19 2017, 03:33 PM Post #3 |
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I mean it isn't as humorous as when I take your life this week and why would I wear makeup...Also Plagiarism, is this a middle school essay? Also when I take that title off your waist you will realize how pathetic you really are... |
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