| Beauty vs. The Spot | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 8 2017, 10:42 PM (58 Views) | |
| Samuel Hassoff | Jul 8 2017, 10:42 PM Post #1 |
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"You know, really I don't get it. I'm facing "Spot Crack", when I SHOULD be facing Kevin Smith, or any of the other Uglies in this company. I have problems with everyone in this company, from Otis to Kevin to Hall, even to Chad and the newly returned 'big star' Mat Emeralds, but I DON'T have any problems with Spot. Spot owns up to what he is. He understand that he is a simple Ugly and will never be anything more. That's why he wears the mask. My goal in this company is to cleanse it of the filthy, disgusting wrestlers who look just awful. But Spot owns up to it, and for everyone watching, he puts on a mask. For that, I actually applaud the man. Finally, one of these wrestlers takes their responsibilities into their own hands. You don't see guys like Ryan Pratt being kind enough to the audience to cover themselves up, do you? Spot is considerate, and I respect that. I respect it a a lot more than I respect ANY of these other 'wrestlers'. But! I can't give him an easy pass! So, at Lightning next week, I will sadly have to showcase all of my abilities. But Spot! This one isn't personal! It's merely just for me to show off just how much better I am than you! And I know that sounds harsh at first, but it's true. And I'll save you the trouble of responding with "Oh! But that won't happen", because we all know how this works. You say that, then I win, and I continue looking pretty and you look like an asshole. Don't look like an asshole. Now, I should also address my plans after I beat down Spot... Because Spot, like I said, this isn't personal! This should be a one-and-done, I beat you, you humbly accept it, and that's it. I would HOPE a man generous enough to cover up his disgusting face is also smart enough to know when he's been beaten... Anyway... My plans are to go for gold. Really, I need something that'll make people see me as the face of this company. And really when I win the belt, I'll be helping out Chad and Evergreen and all the big guys who are to profit... Because then you'll have the PRETTIEST face in all of wrestling holding your big belt, and nothing draws in dollar signs like the looks! A final note to everyone who says I'm not a real wrestler, I remind you: Wrestling isn't about what you do in the ring! It's about your looks! And I'm the most chiseled, most handsome, most gorgeous man in this company! So really, I'm the best wrestler!" |
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8:51 PM Jul 10