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| DylanHannigan | Dec 29 2017, 06:33 PM Post #1 |
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A hooded figure is shown with candle surrounding it and a cauldron in front of it, the figure raises it's hands to reveal smoke out of the pot Hair of emo The figure puts a straightened black strand of hair into the pot Black nail stainers to make sure his fingers don't glow The figure puts black finger nail polish into the pot Satanic bible to show his pals who he worships The figure drops a satanic bible into the pot, the smoke rises aggressively Tasty, finally, My Chemical Romance cd to listen to while sad to pretend you are misunderstood! The figure drops a disc labeled "not real,I don't own that shit" on it into the pot I feel the tears running down my face ruining my makeup The pot water boils over and starts smoking violently,the figure mumbles 'shit...shit...shit' while the smoke fills the air, the figure's arm clears the smoke and they take the hood off to reveal Dylan Hannigan Well there goes that joke...anyways, it's me! Dylan! God's favorite wrestler, the Bestest, Infamous, a lot of other names that will make you chuckle! But, that's not why I'm here, I'm here in the dark room with a bunch of fire hazards because I'm about the wrestle an emo! Now I know what you're thinking, no, not THAT emo...I wish, this emo is Mace Douglas' retarded cousin! He is the embodiment of the 2008 emo resurgence! And he's gonna lose, he is a mute or something and now he has nothing! All I have to do is mention his former manager and he'll threaten to kill himself and I'll get the 1..2..3! So Jimmy! Get ready for better than the best, the Bestest! Dylan laughs and puts his hood up |
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