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Topic Started: Dec 10 2007, 10:17 PM (10,585 Views)
cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Chinese finger traps.

They work every time.
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Game_maniac
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Retro Junkie
How about a compromise? Chinese bear finger traps specially prepared for face defusing.


They'll never see it coming.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
A bear sized trap won't fit on their fingers.
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Game_maniac
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A CHINESE Bear sized trap. Weren't you listening?
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Meh, close enough.
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Stryth
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Oops! That was not medicine...
*gets fingers stuck in a Chinese finger trap* Blasted... contraption...!
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
That wasn't intended for you!
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Game_maniac
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Retro Junkie
Or was it...


*Psst, cloudst, we may have a stupid dick hat amongst our ranks. A traitor!*
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cloudst
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I thought we were trapping people here so they'd post more.

He already posts a good amount.
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Game_maniac
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I thought we were trapping stupid dick hats because they were enemies of our God, freaks of nature, and all-around unpleasant people.

Stryth triggered a TRAP CARD that was intended for stupid dick hats-only.

See my logic?
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Stryth
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Oops! That was not medicine...
Are you trying to imply that I am a 'stupid dick hat'?

I'll have you know I'm posting from Lynx!

I'll also have you know this entire forum looks like complete and utter GARBAGE in a text-only browser (which is what Lynx is).
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Dick hat is slang for gamer score.
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Stryth
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Oops! That was not medicine...
That seemed somewhat random. Then gain, it may have something to do with me just plain not reading any of the above posts.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
It's all one big veggienomics lesson.
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Game_maniac
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And the teachers are all sadistic assholes.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Not Mr. Potatomoto!
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Stryth
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Oops! That was not medicine...
It's the peas.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
They don't teach.
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Stryth
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Oops! That was not medicine...
Or do they??
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
No, they never did.
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