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Topic Started: Dec 10 2007, 10:43 PM (7,998 Views)
Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
What is it?
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
I need a girl to demonstrate on.

Let's go to the club.
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Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
I'm gonna need to sneak in behind you but alright!
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Now, pick out a girl and I will demonstrate the LINE.
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Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
That one, the one between those other two.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Specifics?
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Haruhi
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Long, short blone-black hair that's kinda curly but perfectly straight and the great thighs and wings... I think they're KFC.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Now you're just trying to confuse me.
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Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
*points*

*still pointing*
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Ah, much better.

Now take note of the never failing line that you may one day use yourself.
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Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
I'm practically oozing anticipation right now.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
*walks up to the girl and casually greets her, then asks if she wants to see something really cool. As she timidly agrees, I throw her up in the air and pile drive her through the bar, knocking her unconscious, and carry her limp body back*

That's one.
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Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
...that was ridiculous... Ridiculously AMAZING!

Teach me.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
First you need to play street fighter 2 and learn the pile driver.
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Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
Okay, I've done that.

Now what? Will I need a yo-yo?
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
No!

Recite the line energetically.
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Haruhi
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Which line? Whose line?
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
The LINE line.
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Haruhi
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One Cool Fool
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Just resign yourself to never getting laid ever.
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