3 word story

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3 word story; an oldie but a goodie
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 10 2007, 10:59 PM (1,821 Views)
chaos	Dec 10 2007, 10:59 PM Post #1
The Father of Fun Stuff Posts: 186 Group: Minions Member #5 Joined: December 10, 2007	basically you start a story with 3 words and can only add 3 words. hilariosity ensues. this first post is exept from the 3 word only rule-thing so to start off: jimmy was walking EDIT by Morpheus -->> Full Story (Updated 18/12/07) jimmy was walking in a dungeon in Japan. However he realised that it wasn't Japan. It was infact China. Then he decided to go al bano a (to the bathroom to) and read the Please wash hands sign on the wall facing the Toilet-bowl when he fell into it. And fell into down and down unto infinity. Where he was eaten by a giant pair of tits. that belonged to His mother' aunt's best friends cousins pet dragon's baby's fat great grandmother. Surprised, he said "why are your boxers in the hood of my flying car made by fox? Is this some kind of joke, I AM NOT AMUSED! I oughta kick your fat ass." You better get down with that, that shit off gay TV, also forget about ever getting free sex from people with overly large and with eyes the vampires would envy. Their enormous glass suddenly tipped over and began talking with a queer british accent, he screwed a dog and then decided to jump onto a gay pile of merry men singing melodies of the african habberdashers. who were skilled in making various coat hangers of several exotic monkeys. Jimmy then decided to go to the local sweet donut shop and shoot up the silly man who was having sex with none other than the great great grandmother of Marissa Swanson. They were going at it pretty rough considering she had two of her other grandchildren holding her legs up the chimney with the help of five flying penguins with laser eyes that could melt



Morpheus	Dec 11 2007, 12:13 AM Post #2
Hadouken Posts: 354 Group: Secret Police Member #3 Joined: December 10, 2007	jimmy was walking in a dungeon



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 12:32 AM Post #3
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	jimmy was walking in a dungeon in Japan. However



Morpheus	Dec 11 2007, 01:12 AM Post #4
Hadouken Posts: 354 Group: Secret Police Member #3 Joined: December 10, 2007	jimmy was walking in a dungeon in Japan. However he realised that



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 01:13 AM Post #5
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	jimmy was walking in a dungeon in Japan. However he realised that it wasn't Japan.



Morpheus	Dec 11 2007, 01:17 AM Post #6
Hadouken Posts: 354 Group: Secret Police Member #3 Joined: December 10, 2007	jimmy was walking in a dungeon in Japan. However he realised that it wasn't Japan. It was infact



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 01:21 AM Post #7
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	jimmy was walking in a dungeon in Japan. However he realised that it wasn't Japan. It was infact China. Then he



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 04:12 AM Post #8
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Decided to go



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:05 AM Post #9
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	jimmy was walking in a dungeon in Japan. However he realised that it wasn't Japan. It was infact China. Then he decided to go al bano a (to the bathroom to (its three words in spanish))



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 06:52 AM Post #10
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	And read the



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 02:45 PM Post #11
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Please wash hands



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 05:10 PM Post #12
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	sign on the



Morpheus	Dec 11 2007, 05:11 PM Post #13
Hadouken Posts: 354 Group: Secret Police Member #3 Joined: December 10, 2007	wall facing the



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:11 PM Post #14
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Toilet-bowl when he



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 05:12 PM Post #15
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	fell into it.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:13 PM Post #16
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	and swirled into



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 05:17 PM Post #17
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	(note the periods)



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:18 PM Post #18
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Fine... And fell into



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 05:19 PM Post #19
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Sentences can never start with and.....



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:19 PM Post #20
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Mine do all the time. And also in English class



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