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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 04:56 AM (938 Views) | |
| Stryth | Dec 11 2007, 04:56 AM Post #1 |
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Oops! That was not medicine...
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I learned that all characters must keep two feet on the ground at all times, and are thus prevented from jumping over trivial barriers such as rocks, bushes, large stuffed animals, chairs, beds, tables, desks, crates, boxes, cars, piles of dead bodies, and the occasional charging bull. This will not prevent them from hopping from train to train, however. |
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| HeroofDarkness | Dec 11 2007, 05:09 AM Post #2 |
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
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You can never jump off the big @$$ bridge. |
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| cloudst | Dec 11 2007, 06:56 AM Post #3 |
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One-Winged Angel
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Gravity is canceled out if you're grinding. |
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| Brawl Lover | Dec 11 2007, 07:53 AM Post #4 |
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The universe always has boundaries. |
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| Haruhi | Dec 11 2007, 10:01 AM Post #5 |
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One Cool Fool
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When in doubt, make some incredibly stupid trash up to get out of any rough situation. Basically, a "deus ex machina". |
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| Brawl Lover | Dec 11 2007, 11:04 AM Post #6 |
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It doesn't matter how strong you get, you will always find bigger catterpillars and mushrooms who are somehow able to survive the most powerful attacks known to man. Meanwhile, innocent shopkeepers and civilians will be able to take all of them out and barely break a sweat. Why aren't those guys saving the world? |
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| Haruhi | Dec 11 2007, 11:09 AM Post #7 |
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One Cool Fool
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When you die, your body is weightless and you bounce around in a ridiculous fashion. |
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| HeroofDarkness | Dec 11 2007, 02:56 PM Post #8 |
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
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Noramlly people don't fly, but in games they make a habit out of it. |
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| Morpheus | Dec 11 2007, 03:06 PM Post #9 |
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Some guy on youtube made a video showing how some levels on Hitman can be completed and one points makes me laugh when he says "Despite having murdered like hundreds of people, maimed and knocked out loads of other people aswell he refuses point blank to walk past those yellow 'Do Not Trespass' signs", and "Lots of 3D games like shoot-em-ups, you have a hero who is completely bad ass can murder millions of enemies and defeat gigantic bosses, but he cant get past a 4 foot wall" lol! |
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| Stryth | Dec 11 2007, 04:30 PM Post #10 |
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Anyone with a name is important. The exception is if you are referred to as part of a possessive noun (Bob's dad), in which case you are superfluous. |
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| cloudst | Dec 11 2007, 04:56 PM Post #11 |
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Food = medical treatment. |
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| Stryth | Dec 11 2007, 05:01 PM Post #12 |
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Also, you will never get fat even though you can often manage to fit ten pies, seven chunks of meat, four carrots, and two apples in your mouth simultaneously to gain the healing effects of them all at the same time. |
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| Brawl Lover | Dec 11 2007, 05:14 PM Post #13 |
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Subsequently, if you have a name AND an avatar you are of integral importance to everything. |
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| Stryth | Dec 11 2007, 05:16 PM Post #14 |
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The exception being if your avatar is not unique or the generic image for all unimportant NPCs of your class. |
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| cloudst | Dec 11 2007, 06:52 PM Post #15 |
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Weapons, despite being inanimate, can learn from experiences and lvl up. |
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| Morpheus | Dec 11 2007, 08:29 PM Post #16 |
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Rocket launchers can be stored within your clothes, along with shotguns, anti-tank missiles etc. |
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| HeroofDarkness | Dec 11 2007, 09:12 PM Post #17 |
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
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Weapons, 1/56 of the size of a monster always seem to kill it. |
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| Stryth | Dec 12 2007, 04:15 AM Post #18 |
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Large monsters that will level entire cities at the drop of a hat commonly have a soft spot for nature. |
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| HeroofDarkness | Dec 12 2007, 04:50 AM Post #19 |
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
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The characters' mouths move when nothing is being said and speak when their mouths don't move. Just like Godzilla... *mouth moves* ................................................................................................................ ................................................................................................................ ................................................................................................................ ................................................................................................................ .........................................."Godzilla" |
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| cloudst | Dec 12 2007, 05:03 AM Post #20 |
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There is no afterlife, just infinite respawn. |
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