Catch-22

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Catch-22
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 05:13 AM (1,766 Views)
Stryth	Dec 11 2007, 05:13 AM Post #1
Oops! That was not medicine... Posts: 402 Group: Minions Member #10 Joined: December 11, 2007	Make a wish. The person who posts after you grants it, but at the same time screws it up, and makes another wish. Rinse, repeat. Example: 1: I wish I had a million dollars 2: Granted, but it's Monopoly money. I wish I had more Kool-Aid 3: Granted; you also get the ant colony that infested it. ANYWAYS. I wish I could think of a wish.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:15 AM Post #2
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you get a big brain fart that wipes away the wish I wish that there wasn't a flood control



Stryth	Dec 11 2007, 05:18 AM Post #3
Oops! That was not medicine... Posts: 402 Group: Minions Member #10 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted; your computer explodes into a fiery inferno from the rush of information. Somehow. I wish my eyes didn't feel like they're being held in a fiery inferno similar to the previously mentioned one.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:23 AM Post #4
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	fixed computer Granted: Your eyes explode in a bloody mess I wish I don't have to clean it up.



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 06:51 AM Post #5
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Sure, but it rots your house away. I wish I wish I was a fish.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 02:46 PM Post #6
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you're a fish out of water. I wish not to be a fish out of water.



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 05:09 PM Post #7
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Did you forget something?



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 05:43 PM Post #8
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	No.



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 07:09 PM Post #9
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	You didn't make a wish....



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 07:10 PM Post #10
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Are you sure?



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 07:12 PM Post #11
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Yes I'm sure, I know how to edit. Anywho, you become a fish in lava instead. I wish the world was flat.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 07:14 PM Post #12
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted: The world is now all 8-bit 2-d I wish that non-infected milk was the rain



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 07:15 PM Post #13
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	The world over calcifies and life ends. I wish minions were my cohorts.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 11 2007, 07:17 PM Post #14
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	They are now your male concubines I wish cloud were alive



cloudst	Dec 11 2007, 07:26 PM Post #15
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	He lives, but by association sephiroth lives too and kills many people. I wish boobs could talk.



Stryth	Dec 11 2007, 08:11 PM Post #16
Oops! That was not medicine... Posts: 402 Group: Minions Member #10 Joined: December 11, 2007	Their breath reeks so bad you lose conciousness. I STILL wish I had more Kool-Aid.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 12 2007, 12:34 AM Post #17
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but (yes there is a but) its sugar-free I wish I were Sephiroth.



cloudst	Dec 12 2007, 05:27 AM Post #18
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Congrats! You're dead. I wish had a foot long.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 12 2007, 05:28 AM Post #19
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	You're foot is now long size 25 shoe (as the US sizes go)\ I wish I could stop posting.



cloudst	Dec 12 2007, 05:32 AM Post #20
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, causing the bomb in your comp to go off due to some wacky Speed situation. I wish I could dance.



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