Catch-22

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Catch-22
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 05:13 AM (1,772 Views)
HeroofDarkness	Dec 21 2007, 06:31 AM Post #61
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Stryth Dec 12 2007, 11:27 PM Linux becomes dead through relationship. Ass. I wish HoD would do something GOOD to my Kool-Aid. goes back aways Granted: I drink it all so there is no more kool aid. I wish that there was no more High Fructose Corn Syrup.



Shoko	Dec 21 2007, 06:36 AM Post #62
Lipstick Loli Posts: 293 Group: Minions Member #7 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted Now there's High Arsenic Corn Syrup and you're all sick and stuff. I wish I could rock hard on Guitar Hero!



cloudst	Dec 21 2007, 06:45 AM Post #63
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but soon you become addicted to Heroine Hero as well. I wish the PS3 really floated.



DoctorYoda	Dec 21 2007, 06:52 AM Post #64
Pacman Posts: 48 Group: Minions Member #20 Joined: December 20, 2007	Granted, but the PS3 floats up out of your house, and distracts a pilot-in-training, who subsequently spirals down into your house, killing your entire family and leaving you bludgeoned and trapped underneath a flaming piece of scaffolding, agonizingly awaiting your inevitable and imminent death. I wish for robots to take over the world.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 21 2007, 07:06 AM Post #65
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted: But first they kill you (their maker) and shut down. I wish Guitar Hero IV would feature AC/DC, Dragon Force, and The Who.



Stryth	Dec 21 2007, 09:03 AM Post #66
Oops! That was not medicine... Posts: 402 Group: Minions Member #10 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted; they make the game cover and nothing else. I wish my PC would work.



Game_maniac	Dec 21 2007, 12:49 PM Post #67
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, as soon as you click anything it explodes. I wish my wish was perfect.



cloudst	Dec 21 2007, 11:02 PM Post #68
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but God becomes jealous and destroys it. I wish I had some bengay.



Game_maniac	Dec 22 2007, 01:44 AM Post #69
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, it gets shoved up your ass. I don't know what a bengay is, but it has the word "gay" so... I wish for a white Christmas.



cloudst	Dec 22 2007, 04:21 AM Post #70
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	That's all you see, white. I wish for more pizza.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 22 2007, 10:48 PM Post #71
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	yes, but it is rotten anchovie covererd. i wish that AC/DC, Dragon Force, and The Who had songs in gh4.



cloudst	Dec 23 2007, 11:42 PM Post #72
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Sure, but it's never released. I wish for more wishes.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 24 2007, 04:40 AM Post #73
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you can't think of anything to wish for I wish that "Bleach" wasn't so confuzzlating.



Game_maniac	Dec 24 2007, 05:49 PM Post #74
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, everyone dies and the show is canceled. I wish the grass was greener, the lights were brighter, the taste was sweeter.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 24 2007, 06:45 PM Post #75
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Game_maniac Dec 24 2007, 09:49 AM Granted, everyone dies and the show is canceled. Thank you... Granted: but you can't get to the other side, you are stuck where the grass is brown, all lights are broken, and the taste is very sour. I wish christmas was today.



cloudst	Dec 24 2007, 10:13 PM Post #76
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Sure, but it's almost tomorrow, so you missed most of it. I wish cheese was as smart as a dog.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 24 2007, 10:50 PM Post #77
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted: But then cheese turns into dog brains I wish GH II had better songs.



Game_maniac	Dec 25 2007, 02:10 AM Post #78
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, songs that everyone loves but you hate are now added. I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself (old and unoriginal, I know)



HeroofDarkness	Dec 25 2007, 02:21 AM Post #79
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but it die due to cutting itself I wish I had grass.



cloudst	Dec 25 2007, 03:14 AM Post #80
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	You get a whole bush. I wish jar was half empty.



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