Catch-22

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Catch-22
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 05:13 AM (1,771 Views)
HeroofDarkness	Dec 25 2007, 04:59 AM Post #81
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but it is also half full at the same time. I wish dnd wasn't so long of a game.



cloudst	Dec 25 2007, 06:07 AM Post #82
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, cuts the game in half I wish I understood other languages.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 25 2007, 04:31 PM Post #83
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you forget english and can't speak the others. I wish for some of the stuff I want for Christmas.



cloudst	Dec 25 2007, 05:14 PM Post #84
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you were naughty so it turns into coal. I wish for a new compact.



Game_maniac	Dec 26 2007, 05:02 PM Post #85
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, you didn't specify what did you want to be compact, so you get a compact sock. Have fun. I wish I had a compact sock.



Shoko	Dec 26 2007, 10:49 PM Post #86
Lipstick Loli Posts: 293 Group: Minions Member #7 Joined: December 11, 2007	Wish granted but you just gave it away. I wish I could get a big, wet ol' kiss!!!



HeroofDarkness	Dec 27 2007, 12:40 AM Post #87
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted you get a big wet ol' kiss from the mouth of a very gross donkey. I wish I had the simpsons on dvd.



Game_maniac	Dec 27 2007, 02:25 PM Post #88
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, it makes your DVD Player explode, taking you and your house with him. Before dying, you yell out: "Doh!" I wish for explosions. Many, many explosions nhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe



cloudst	Dec 27 2007, 02:35 PM Post #89
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, each of your cells explodes. (that's a lot) I wish for a saucey puppet show.



Game_maniac	Dec 28 2007, 03:37 PM Post #90
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	You get Erotic Puppets: The Midnight Show. Oh right, I'm supposed to ruin it. Erm, the stand burns and everyone dies. The end. I wish for Wodwick to be weleased.



cloudst	Dec 28 2007, 11:58 PM Post #91
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	It's weleased, which means nothing therefore nothing actually happens. It's all you fault for not editing. I wish I had a pimp cane.



Game_maniac	Dec 30 2007, 12:50 AM Post #92
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	^If you don't get the reference (which is pretty much my fault, not enough clues), watch Monty Phyton's Life of Brian. Moving on... Granted! You get a pimp cane across the face from a genuine pimp. Hey, where did the pimp run off to? I wish he would come back.



cloudst	Dec 30 2007, 03:11 AM Post #93
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	He comes back to slap you and take your money. I wish that would happen to you again.



HeroofDarkness	Dec 31 2007, 05:22 AM Post #94
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted: He comes back and slaps ^ again and takes ^ money. I wish ACDC would post their world tour dates.



cloudst	Jan 1 2008, 12:00 AM Post #95
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	They do, in Africa. I wish for a gift card.



HeroofDarkness	Jan 1 2008, 12:10 AM Post #96
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted you get gift card for a gay porn shop. I wish some good movies that I would like come out in theaters soon.



cloudst	Jan 1 2008, 05:26 AM Post #97
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Now showing, bestiality bust 32: the pigskin frenzy. I wish my tactic worked on everyone.



Game_maniac	Jan 1 2008, 05:04 PM Post #98
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, your tactic being distracting them and stealing their underwear. I wish that I could come up with better wishes.



Shoko	Jan 1 2008, 07:13 PM Post #99
Lipstick Loli Posts: 293 Group: Minions Member #7 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted. Your wishes become impossible to fulfill. I wish I didn't have work tomorrow. =___=



Game_maniac	Jan 1 2008, 07:35 PM Post #100
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted, you're fired. I wish I had a cool job.



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