Catch-22

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Catch-22
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 05:13 AM (1,769 Views)
Game_maniac	May 19 2008, 05:52 PM Post #121
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	^I wish both cloudst and hod wished to be shot in the face, and the wishes got granted, so they wouldn't complain about not getting their wishes granted anymore. I also wish I could think of a better way to say that.



cloudst	May 19 2008, 06:14 PM Post #122
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you got some names mixed up and ended up shooting yourself. I wish swords didn't break so easily.



HeroofDarkness	May 19 2008, 08:04 PM Post #123
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted they are now super reenforced steel/titanium ore and now they are too heavy to be picked up. I wish art class would die.



cloudst	May 19 2008, 08:57 PM Post #124
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but it had to come to life first. The bloodbath it unleashed was horrible. I wish for a new sport.



HeroofDarkness	May 19 2008, 11:27 PM Post #125
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted It is a new olympic sport, but only for the Americans... Shoot the illegal mexican. The one shoots and kills the most number wins. I wish America didn't have to deal with mexico.



cloudst	May 19 2008, 11:58 PM Post #126
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	We escape obligation by eating them. I wish for some stationary.



HeroofDarkness	Jun 29 2008, 12:25 AM Post #127
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	^ (woot all mexicans are gone) granted you are now cemented to the ground and cannot move. I wish Obama became president



cloudst	Jun 29 2008, 01:02 AM Post #128
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but he's assassinated on inauguration day. I wish I was better at editing videos.



Ad134	Jul 15 2008, 12:27 AM Post #129
Hadouken Posts: 375 Group: Minions Member #16 Joined: December 13, 2007	Granted, but all videos you make will be cursed so no-one can see them. I wish I had the power of choosing when to be invisible or not.



cloudst	Jul 15 2008, 12:42 AM Post #130
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you can only do it for 0.00000000072 seconds at a time, with a 3 hour recharge interval. I wish for more corn.



Shoko	Jul 15 2008, 04:08 AM Post #131
Lipstick Loli Posts: 293 Group: Minions Member #7 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted but birds peck your face and steal all your corn pieces every time you take a bite. I wish my xbox 360 wasn't red-lighting =(



cloudst	Jul 15 2008, 04:26 AM Post #132
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	It black lights instead. I wish for chakra.



Ad134	Jul 18 2008, 01:12 AM Post #133
Hadouken Posts: 375 Group: Minions Member #16 Joined: December 13, 2007	Granted, but you can't use it. I wish for infinite knowledge



cloudst	Jul 18 2008, 04:19 AM Post #134
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but you can't use it. Like a splinter in your mind. I wish for Infinate Undiscovery.



Ad134	Jul 18 2008, 03:33 PM Post #135
Hadouken Posts: 375 Group: Minions Member #16 Joined: December 13, 2007	Granted, but you discover things afterwards that make it null and void I wish for a palace on an island



cloudst	Jul 19 2008, 04:21 AM Post #136
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Umm...it's in hell or something. I wish for the downfall of GTA.



Ad134	Jul 19 2008, 03:09 PM Post #137
Hadouken Posts: 375 Group: Minions Member #16 Joined: December 13, 2007	Granted, but every other game downfalls at the same time. I wish for nintendo to get of their asses and actually work on Elite Beat Agents 2



cloudst	Jul 19 2008, 05:30 PM Post #138
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted, but the agents won't help you. I wish for something there to remind me.



Ad134	Jul 22 2008, 07:36 PM Post #139
Hadouken Posts: 375 Group: Minions Member #16 Joined: December 13, 2007	Granted, but you forgot what it reminds you of. I wish nintendo's E3 conference didn't suck so much ass.



cloudst	Jul 22 2008, 09:44 PM Post #140
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	What do you mean? Reggie kicked that anchor guy's ass at swordfighting! I wish dog piss had acidic qualities.



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