Catch-22

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Catch-22
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 05:13 AM (1,767 Views)
Stryth	Sep 8 2008, 07:47 AM Post #141
Oops! That was not medicine... Posts: 402 Group: Minions Member #10 Joined: December 11, 2007	Granted. The dog pisses on the legs of your bed, causing them to disintegrate, setting in motion some weird unintentional Rube Goldberg contraption that ends up killing the dog. When the dog reaches that big dog house in the sky, he pisses again. The sun ends up getting caught in the stream of heavenly acidic urine, dissolving into a boiling puddle of lemonade, and floating away into the vastness of space. Hell promptly freezes over, sending the world's heating bills through the roof. None of this matters however, because soon after the world cranks their thermostats up to 11, Earth crashes into Chuck Norris. His wrath causes the world to implode in on itself, and then promptly explode afterwards. Bastard. I wish Dr. Seuss was a pimp.



cloudst	Sep 10 2008, 06:41 PM Post #142
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	...........dogs couldn't piss enough to dissentigrate the sun. I wish that thing YOU said.



Stryth	Sep 13 2008, 08:49 AM Post #143
Oops! That was not medicine... Posts: 402 Group: Minions Member #10 Joined: December 11, 2007	The sun is much smaller than the scientists say it is. Oh, and the food pyramid is a lie. The moon landing was a hoax. Still wishing for Dr. Seuss to be a pimp.



cloudst	Sep 13 2008, 07:16 PM Post #144
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Fine, but that would mean his characters are hoes, exposing children everywhere to their disease.



HeroofDarkness	Jan 20 2009, 03:42 PM Post #145
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Granted you get nothing for your wish for nothing. I want a 9x9 rubik's cube. (Yes a lot has happened since I left.)



cloudst	Jan 20 2009, 07:12 PM Post #146
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	granted, but you only get those two sides, making it uninteresting. I wish HoD would stay quietly in my memories.



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