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| Kyle Katarn vs. Chuck Norris; Did I say "vs."? I meant ">" | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 3 2008, 11:21 PM (556 Views) | |
| Pannic | Jan 3 2008, 11:21 PM Post #1 |
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Fanboy
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Let's take a look at the facts: Chuck Norris is a martial artist and actor Kyle Katarn is a Jedi and a mercenary who fights for the rebels Chuck Norris is a stupid e-fad Kyle Katarn is awesome Chuck Norris is an evangelical Christian, and a Creationist. Kyle Katarn's religious beliefs allow him to shoot lightning from his fingertips. Chuck Norris has a roundhous kick. Kyle Katarn has a lightsaber. And he can run up walls. And shoot lightning. And he doesn't even need that, as seen in the events of the first "Dark Forces" game, where he wasn't a Jedi (but he was still more awesome than Chuck Norris) |
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| Lip | Jan 3 2008, 11:25 PM Post #2 |
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Immaturity incarnate
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Kyle is possibly my least favorite Jedi. Ever. |
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| cloudst | Jan 4 2008, 12:10 AM Post #3 |
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One-Winged Angel
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Who is that again? |
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| HeroofDarkness | Jan 4 2008, 04:18 AM Post #4 |
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
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Pannic, This is just wrong, just look at my sig. And you know Chuck Norris kicks everyone ass including MacGwyver. Again look at my sig for more info. |
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| cloudst | Jan 4 2008, 04:25 AM Post #5 |
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One-Winged Angel
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That means nothing, you need visual representation. |
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| Username | Jan 4 2008, 02:41 PM Post #6 |
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Olskool Intrawebz
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An interesting basis for opinion. I might take you up on that. |
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| cloudst | Jan 4 2008, 11:50 PM Post #7 |
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One-Winged Angel
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Also, I'd like to know how this idea originated. |
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| Pannic | Jan 4 2008, 11:51 PM Post #8 |
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Fanboy
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I just really don't like Chuck Norris, and I really like Jedi Outcast. Also, there are a bunch of similar "Kyle Katarn Facts" that very much mirror the format of "Chuck Norris Facts." |
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| cloudst | Jan 4 2008, 11:52 PM Post #9 |
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One-Winged Angel
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So that's the guy we're talking about. In that case, it all depends on who's using him. |
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| HeroofDarkness | Jan 5 2008, 02:36 AM Post #10 |
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
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He's some jedi from star wars. |
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| cloudst | Jan 5 2008, 02:43 AM Post #11 |
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One-Winged Angel
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The main character from the game Jedi Outcast. What a jerk. Chuck should win now. |
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| HeroofDarkness | Jan 5 2008, 02:47 AM Post #12 |
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^ sees my point. Chuck Norris is so much better than Jedies. Chuck Norris destroyed the sith not Luke. |
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| cloudst | Jan 5 2008, 03:15 AM Post #13 |
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One-Winged Angel
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Well that's certainly not true. |
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| HeroofDarkness | Jan 5 2008, 03:46 PM Post #14 |
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
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If you mean this, of course it's not true... ,but... Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. |
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| Pannic | Jan 5 2008, 04:58 PM Post #15 |
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Fanboy
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Chuck Norris believes in Creationism. |
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| cloudst | Jan 5 2008, 05:05 PM Post #16 |
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One-Winged Angel
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Don't drag religion into it... |
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| Game_maniac | Jan 5 2008, 07:18 PM Post #17 |
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Retro Junkie
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Chuck Norris is into Scientology. How do you like that, fanboys? |
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| cloudst | Jan 6 2008, 03:53 AM Post #18 |
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One-Winged Angel
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What happened to Creationism? |
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| Pannic | Jan 6 2008, 05:25 AM Post #19 |
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Fanboy
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Yeah... I never heard anything about Scientology with this guy... |
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| cloudst | Jan 6 2008, 05:55 AM Post #20 |
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One-Winged Angel
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He's probably Christian. |
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