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Am I right?
Yes, Kyle Katarn is better 3 (50%)
Chuck Norris is going to kill you (because he knows you're right) 3 (50%)
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Kyle Katarn vs. Chuck Norris; Did I say "vs."? I meant ">"
Topic Started: Jan 3 2008, 11:21 PM (558 Views)
Pannic
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Let's take a look at the facts:

Chuck Norris is a martial artist and actor

Kyle Katarn is a Jedi and a mercenary who fights for the rebels

Chuck Norris is a stupid e-fad

Kyle Katarn is awesome

Chuck Norris is an evangelical Christian, and a Creationist.

Kyle Katarn's religious beliefs allow him to shoot lightning from his fingertips.

Chuck Norris has a roundhous kick.

Kyle Katarn has a lightsaber. And he can run up walls. And shoot lightning. And he doesn't even need that, as seen in the events of the first "Dark Forces" game, where he wasn't a Jedi (but he was still more awesome than Chuck Norris)
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Immaturity incarnate
Kyle is possibly my least favorite Jedi. Ever.
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One-Winged Angel
Who is that again?
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HeroofDarkness
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
Pannic,

This is just wrong, just look at my sig. And you know Chuck Norris kicks everyone ass including MacGwyver. Again look at my sig for more info.
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One-Winged Angel
That means nothing, you need visual representation.
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Olskool Intrawebz
An interesting basis for opinion. I might take you up on that.
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One-Winged Angel
Also, I'd like to know how this idea originated.
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Pannic
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I just really don't like Chuck Norris, and I really like Jedi Outcast.

Also, there are a bunch of similar "Kyle Katarn Facts" that very much mirror the format of "Chuck Norris Facts."
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One-Winged Angel
So that's the guy we're talking about.

In that case, it all depends on who's using him.
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HeroofDarkness
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
He's some jedi from star wars.
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One-Winged Angel
The main character from the game Jedi Outcast.

What a jerk.

Chuck should win now.
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HeroofDarkness
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^ sees my point. Chuck Norris is so much better than Jedies. Chuck Norris destroyed the sith not Luke.
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One-Winged Angel
Well that's certainly not true.
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.
HeroofDarkness
Jan 4 2008, 06:47 PM
Chuck Norris destroyed the sith not Luke.

If you mean this, of course it's not true... ,but...

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Pannic
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Chuck Norris believes in Creationism.
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One-Winged Angel
Don't drag religion into it...
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Retro Junkie
Chuck Norris is into Scientology. How do you like that, fanboys?
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One-Winged Angel
What happened to Creationism?
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Pannic
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Yeah... I never heard anything about Scientology with this guy...
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One-Winged Angel
He's probably Christian.
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