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We are the King
Topic Started: Feb 17 2008, 06:32 PM (405 Views)
cloudst
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One-Winged Angel
Greetings all.

We are here, the Great King of All Cosmos.

And as such, until we leave, we will grant the requests of fans around the world.

Since we love fans so much, we will do this beautifully today.

Oh! We didn't see you there, Prince.

What? You were riding the sting-ray?

We don't really get it.

Now go gather the requests of fans.

You want to roll, right?
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Ad134
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Hadouken
I have a feeling that this is an obvious reference to a game I haven't played.
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Brawl Lover
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If you haven't played it Ad, you don't deserve to live. It's the single greatest and most original game of our generation.
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cloudst
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What!?

Not played?

We don't like this at all.

We must do something about this.

Behold the Katamari:

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Now Prince, you must roll and grow.

We will give you this long: 3 min to get this big: 3 m
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Seems familiar for some reason.
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cloudst
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........familiar.........

We will help this fan.
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Ad134
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I have no 360, and my ps2 is broken.
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cloudst
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This is most distressing.

How can fans enjoy the katamari without a system to play it?

Most troubling, hmm....yes....

We know, we can roll them up.

Yes, a big beautiful game-ish katamari.

We give you this long: 5 min to roll up as many game systems as you can.

Are you ready?
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Game_maniac
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I can't believe so many (zomg two) people don't get the reference towards Katamari Damaci.

Beautifully done, cloudst, sounds just like the real deal. Thinking of something I can request.


EDIT: What the heck, get me a ball as big as you can and ram it up Ad's rectum. Quickly now, before he gets away!
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cloudst
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We must thing quickly now.

We must fill the sky with planets.

The way it is now, it's so very boring.

BORING.........

We hate it.
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Game_maniac
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Make a planet and name it "Dongs".

There, I've started you off with two ridiculous and idiotic requests. Time to get this thread rolling (pun intended, sadly)
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cloudst
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Hmm.....dongs.........

We can make a planets, sure.

It would be very easy, we do it all the time.

This task seems too easy, we don't think it is worth our time.

We our the king after all.

We have kingly things to attend to as well.

Our piano needs much work, yes.
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Game_maniac
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Erm ok, I think Ad got away by now too so there's no need to roll that ball anymore.


Ah I've got it, a challenge. How about a planet, not too big and not too small, made entirely out of spaghetti? The reason? Erm, Italy got nuked or something, and all the Luigis and their mammas need a new place to live. Since the USA has enough immigrants as is, and you decided to drop on by...
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cloudst
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....spaghetti.........

Slurpy, sloppy, covered in sauce.

We have missed it.

Oh, cousin maniac!

What's that? A planet of spaghetti.

We think that's scuptious.

A wonderful, delicious new planet.

We should be able to make this in no time.

Are you ready to roll?
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TwistedDarkness
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I only played the last one, but GOD I'd waste an hour on the last hour after you unlocked unlimited time. From rolling up milk cartons to rainbows, I literally screamed "FUCK YEAH!" out loud. a hah hah.
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Brawl Lover
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Oh great King of all cosmos you have such a defined CHIN. Please will you roll all of the members of internet forums into a ball kthx.
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cloudst
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So many fans, how can we help them all?
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Brawl Lover
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This will only last another 1000 or so posts.
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cloudst
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.........1000............

Such a large number.

Of course, not a large as us.

We will last for 1000 posts.
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Ad134
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I wonder what the 3000 post icon will be...
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