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Tweet Topic Started: Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM (309 Views)
okeeblow	Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM Post #1
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	It's a lovely spring afternoon. Sun shining, bird chirping, and we sit inside posting on a message board. I scan my mouse cursor quickly over my music library. Like a selective predator I pick out a soundtrack for what's about to go down. My roommate scowls at me at I turn "Winnipeg is a Frozen Shithole" to eleven. Mashing the "Post New Topic" button on a message board I frequent, I hammer out a topic that would make even the most seasoned vets cower in mixed fear and awe at my amazing posting skills. kjb? Paulus? They've nothing on me. Eyebrow twitching slightly as I notice a flurry of angry replies, I get ready to test myself against my biggest opponent yet. You. Do you guys seriously enjoy this shit



okeeblow	Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM Post #2
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	lol i just called you fat



cloudst	Mar 27 2008, 11:05 PM Post #3
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Ow, my pride...



Game_maniac	Mar 28 2008, 12:33 AM Post #4
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	I glanced over the topic, and realizing I had nothing useful to say, I wrote:"GUO Park Bench was better", hit the add reply button and went on my way. But something told me I'd be back. A sudden chill ran down my spine as I considered that the next time I returned to this forum, someone else might have replied to the topic .



okeeblow	Mar 28 2008, 12:47 AM Post #5
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	I chuckle softly to myself, content in my knowledge that cloudst, undoubtedly named for the video game character with awful hair in the terrible video game that only greasy nerds play, will never troll me back. I wring my hands in satisfaction.



cloudst	Mar 28 2008, 01:10 AM Post #6
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	It's a known precedent that people who self-narrate while giving false criticism were subject to hospitilization, often from mental instability or retardation.



okeeblow	Mar 28 2008, 01:43 AM Post #7
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	And some people who attack others on generalizations don't realize that they may very well have something wrong with their body or brain and come off as big dicks.



cloudst	Mar 28 2008, 01:48 AM Post #8
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Bravo, that's exactly what you did one post before mine. Ta-da.



okeeblow	Mar 28 2008, 03:38 AM Post #9
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	I love dicks put them in my mouf



cloudst	Mar 28 2008, 05:07 AM Post #10
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Wow, you must be very flexible.



okeeblow	Mar 28 2008, 05:21 AM Post #11
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	not mine dummy



cloudst	Mar 28 2008, 04:03 PM Post #12
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007



Brawl Lover	Mar 28 2008, 05:59 PM Post #13
Administrator Posts: 480 Group: Overlords Member #1 Joined: December 6, 2007	Browsing this topic I laugh at the ironical and somewhat uncalled for bashing of the membebase based on past perosnal experience of posting with the creator and frown as humanity's general intellect takes another rabid bashing from a bored troll on a meaningless messageboard with no more than 10,000 overall posts before realising that I have fallen for the intended bait. At which point I close down the tab with a shrug as I realise it's the internet and nobody cares what I think anyway so I haven't lost anything besides the aformentioned respect of the human race which seems to deteriorate on a semi-regular basis, exponentially decreasing with every online transaction I partake in. But before doing so I muse at the hilarity of the situation and applaud the thread creator for such a half-hearted attempt on a board that doesn't care and is probably too good-natured to strike back with the exception of me because hypocrisy is a shameful thing beyond the scope of simple trolling which I fear in this situation smacks a hint of truth. I THEN FAP TO PORN WHILE TROLLING SOME POOR COMMUNITY TO THE GROUND. I then proofread the thread and edit grammatical errors in a mindset that grammar, like my opinions actually matter. But after musing some more on the prospective issue I realise that while these things may not matter in the global run of the universe that I'm not actually nihilistic and actually, all forms of human interaction are kind of cool especially when interacting with people who I've become accustomed to posting with but I guess we're all probably just meaningless names floating in cyberspace right?



cloudst	Mar 28 2008, 06:51 PM Post #14
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Don't forget the avatars.



okeeblow	Mar 28 2008, 08:53 PM Post #15
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	I bump my empty "Play Rock Band with me" topic because I want to play Rock Band with some guys from the Internet. I smile gaily, noticing a reply to my other topic by none other than userid=1. Sighing quietly, I try to relive the "glory days" of forums past by at least saying hi. Hi paul what is up



Brawl Lover	Mar 28 2008, 10:33 PM Post #16
Administrator Posts: 480 Group: Overlords Member #1 Joined: December 6, 2007	I reply by stating that what is up is that I am posting this post.



okeeblow	Mar 28 2008, 10:54 PM Post #17
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	I shrug "This is getting too meta for me. Oh hey, I'm taking Java as a required course in college now. How did you end up even though it was like two years ago?"



Brawl Lover	Mar 28 2008, 11:48 PM Post #18
Administrator Posts: 480 Group: Overlords Member #1 Joined: December 6, 2007	This bores me. What is meta? And I didn't understand your question. srry.



okeeblow	Mar 29 2008, 12:27 AM Post #19
Black Mage Posts: 161 Group: Minions Member #44 Joined: February 20, 2008	conversation about conversation



cloudst	Mar 29 2008, 02:59 AM Post #20
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Those usually turn out well. But you've gotta keep your focus.



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