Old stuff, but funny.

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Old stuff, but funny.; Your mom jokes clean and crude.
Tweet Topic Started: May 19 2008, 04:41 AM (287 Views)
HeroofDarkness	May 19 2008, 04:41 AM Post #1
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	Basically we tell your mom jokes. I know these things are older than the planet earth, but still funny as hell. Your mom is like shotgun... Two cocks and she's ready to blow.



cloudst	May 19 2008, 04:43 AM Post #2
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	I really hate them. I'll just post so you can keep them going. And remind you of how dumb they are.



Game_maniac	May 19 2008, 05:49 PM Post #3
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	I've got nothing, keep'em coming. Once in a blue moon, you can find an actually funny one amongst all the crap.



HeroofDarkness	May 19 2008, 08:00 PM Post #4
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	your mom is like a bowlingball... you pick her up, finger her, and throw her in the gutter



cloudst	May 19 2008, 08:58 PM Post #5
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Chuck Norris is next.



HeroofDarkness	May 19 2008, 11:14 PM Post #6
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	How so? Your mom is like vacuum cleaner she sucks, blows, then put in the closet.



cloudst	May 19 2008, 11:59 PM Post #7
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	These are all basically the same.



Game_maniac	May 20 2008, 07:38 AM Post #8
Retro Junkie Posts: 604 Group: Minions Member #12 Joined: December 11, 2007	^You were expecting diversity in a mom jokes thread?



HeroofDarkness	May 20 2008, 08:21 PM Post #9
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	^ your mom likes diversity.



cloudst	May 21 2008, 12:08 AM Post #10
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	Heh, ethnic sex.



HeroofDarkness	May 21 2008, 04:36 AM Post #11
Give the order to deploy the glaive. Posts: 792 Group: Minions Member #2 Joined: December 10, 2007	^ your mom is ethnic sex.



cloudst	May 22 2008, 01:40 AM Post #12
One-Winged Angel Posts: 6,932 Group: Secret Police Member #6 Joined: December 10, 2007	It would have been better if that made any sense, but these jokes rarely do.



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