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GWA No Xscape I
Topic Started: Dec 15 2017, 02:49 AM (8 Views)
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(Opening Theme)

(Pyro[0:10 to 0:21])

Nick: Welcome to GWA No Xscape! After a long delay, GWA is finally back up! We are here live in Chicago, the home of CM Punk.....speaking of whom......is here in the audience. Well, It looks like WWE won't be happy about that! Anyway, enjoy the show!
(Michael Jordan Theme)

Nick: Here comes a 6 time NBA Champion for the Chicago Bulls, Michael Jordan making his GWA debut here tonight. MJ looks to have a great career here in GWA. Who will be his opponent?

(Shaq O' Neal Theme)

Nick: OH MY! It's Shaq! We haven't seen Shaq in about a year. Looks like he's going to test MJ!

DING!

Here we go! OH MY! Shaq just slaps Michael Jordan in the face! Now an exchange of punches! And... Shaq Clotheslines Jordan down! Stomp to the face by Shaq! A series of stomps! Shaq picks up Jordan and sends him to the ropes! Arm Drag! Armbar! Ooh! Some elbow shots to the right arm by Shaquille O'Neal! Legdrop to the right arm! Shaq slams Jordan's right arm down! Shaq waiting for Jordan to get up and... a STIFF Right Hand by Shaq! He picks up Jordan and Irish Whips...

...counter Irish Whip by Michael Jordan! Dropkick by MJ! He picks up Shaq and... OH GOSH! ALREADY? Kick to the walnuts by Shaq! Low blow! With Jordan down, Shaq starts stomping on his left hamstring! A few kicks to the hamstring! DDT Drop on the left leg! Shaq picks up Jordan and sends him to the ropes! Belly to Belly Suplex! Shaq picks up Jordan again and... Gutwrench Suplex! Another Gutwrench Suplex! Another one! Triple Gutwrench Suplexes! Shaq picks up Jordan and... gives him a HARD Irish Whip to the corner!

Fans: JORDAN! JORDAN! JORDAN! JORDAN! Shaq Sucks! Shaq Sucks!

The fans voicing their displeasure! Shaq puts Michael back in the corner and... Shoulder Thrust to the gut! Oh my! Numerous Shoulder Thrusts! Shaq slaps Jordan down! How disrespectful! Shaq drags the grounded Jordan under the turnbuckle and... exiting the ring? What? OH NO! Figure Four Leglock with the ring post! Shaq is in his element here! Huh? He lets go and... he's now coming to my announce table? HEY! STOP!

Shaquille O'Neal: *shoves nick gemini* *grabs a steel chair*

WAIT! Turn around, Shaq! Michael Jordan Moonsault! Shaq's down! How did Jordan get up so quickly? Jordan picks up the steel chair and...

WHAM!

A steel chair shot right on Shaq's skull! Ooh! Steel chair shot to the gut! Placing the steel chair down on the floor, Jordan...

SWEET MERCY! DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Jordan picks up Shaq and... a Dragon Screw! Jordan now getting on the apron. What's this? Elbow Drop by Jordan! Hey! Some grounded punches to the face by Jordan! He picks up Shaquille O'Neal and... sends him crashing into the steel steps!

Chicago Fans: LET'S GO MJ! LET'S GO MJ! LET'S GO MJ!

Jordan has bounced back! He picks up Shaq and puts him back in the ring! Jordan in the ring, picking up Shaq and... Scoop Slamming him down! Jordan rolls Shaq around and... puts on a Fujiwara Armbar! Shaq... quickly gets to the ropes! ... WAIT! Punch by Shaq! Punch! Punch! Punch! Shaq with an Eye Rake! Shaq grabs Jordan and... Oh man! Leg Hook DDT! Shaq now puts on a Headlock! Can Jordan rebound? Well, he's getting back up! Elbow! Elbow! Elbow! Irish Whip to the ropes! Shaq ducks the Clothesline and bounces off the ropes again! Bicycle Kick by Shaquille O' Neal! A pin!

1.....2...

Jordan kicks out! Shaq picks up Jordan and sends him to the corner! He twists Jordans's right arm around and... goes up to the top! Old School! Shaq working quickly here! Sending Jordan back to the corner! Putting him up at the top and... putting him down in a Tree of Woe! What the Hell? He's going outside? Shaquile O' Neal's outside and... he's picking up the steel steps! Oh no! Goodness! He throws the steel steps into the ring! This is bad! Michael Jordan still can't get out of the Tree of Woe! No! No! NO!

OH MY GOSH! Steel steps rammed into MIchael Jordan! OH GOSH! AGAIN! Jordan gets out of the Tree of Woe! Shaquille O'Neal picks up Michael Jordan and gets behind him! Atomic Drop! Back Suplex! Combo! Shaq goes for the pin!

1...2...

Jordan kicks out! Shaq's pissed off! WHAT? HE JUST SHOVED THE REFEREE DOWN! HE'S KICKING THE REF!

Fans: BBBOOOOO!!! SHAQ SUCKS!

Shaq's getting back up and... Dropkick by Jordan! Jordan picks up Shaq and... Dragon Screw! Elbow Drop by Jordan! He picks up Shaq again and... a Suplex! Jordan's feeling his legs, though! Jordan picks up Shaq again and... a Northern Lights Suplex! Pin!

1.....2...

Shaq kicks out! Jordan staying on him! Cross Armbreaker! Can Shaq get out of this? There's no ref! Oh my gosh! Michael might rip that right arm off! Shaq is struggling to get out! Jordan... lets go! Both guys are back up now and they lock up! Drop Toe Hold by Jordan! Here it is! Is he... Yes! The Air Jordan Lock! Shaq's in trouble! Can he get to the ropes? Shaq... gets there! Using that strength! Jordan lets go! He picks up Shaq and Irish Whips him to the ropes! Hip Toss!

Now Jordan... is locking in the Triangle Choke! Can Shaquille O'Neal get out of this? WAIT! Shaq's powering out! The ref is finally getting back up! Shaq grabs Jordan's leg and... DDT Drop on the leg! Shaq picks up Jordan and... slams him down with a Spinebuster! Come on! More grounded punches from Shaq! Headbutt! Oh my gosh! This is vicious! Shaq gets up and he's going to the corner! He's exposing the turnbuckle! He goes back to Jordan and... Poke to the eye by Michael! Jordan gets back up and he grabs Shaq's right arm! Numerous elbow shots to the right arm! Irish Whip and... OUCH! To the exposed turnbuckle! Shaq's down! Jordan with a pin!

1.....2...

Kick out by O'Neal! Jordan picks up Shaq and bounces off the ropes.

BOOM! GOT IT! SHINING WIZARD! Pin? No! Top rope for Jordan! AIR JORDAN(Diving Headbutt)! Now there's a pin!

1.....2....

NO! Shaq kicks out! Jordan with a second breath of life here! Bouncing off the ropes and... MJ Twist Elbow Drop! Jordan picks up Shaq and Irish Whips him to the ropes! Arm Drag! Armbar applied! Shaq's trying to get to the ropes! His arm must be in pain! Shaq... gets to the ropes! Jordan lets go! Jordan now picking up Shaq... WAIT! Shaq grabs Jordan and sends him chest first into the exposed turnbuckle! Oh my!

Shaq picks up Jordan and slams his face into the turnbuckle! He does it again! And again! And again! And again! Oh my gosh! Stop it, Shaq! One more time! Jordan's down! Shaq is now... picking up the steel steps! Oh my gosh! HE'S A MAD MAN! OH NO! SWEET MERCY! Shaq just hit Michael Jordan with the steel steps! Head first! What? GOODNESS! Michael Jordan is now wearing the crimson mask! Shaq now sets up the steel steps in the center of the ring! What the Hell is this? Shaq picks up Jordan and...

OH MY GOSH! THE DIESEL BOMB ON THE STEEL STEPS! Gutwrench Powerbomb! This is it! Shaq picks up Jordan again? What? Come on!

OH MY GOSH! Jordan counters by spitting green mist at Shaq! That'll buy Jordan some time!

Fans: JORDAN! JORDAN! JORDAN! JORDAN! JORDAN!

The Fans willing Jordan to continue on here! He's up and off the steel steps! Shaq doesn't know where he is! OH MY GOSH! ANOTHER GREEN MIST SPIT! A second round of it by Jordan! OH MY! A Spinning Kick right to the back of Shaquille O'Neal's head! Jordan's exhausted, though! He's feeling his back! He's now exiting the ring and... he's picking up the steel chair! Jordan's back in the ring with the steel chair and he charges at Shaq!

OH NO! Big Boot out of nowhere by Shaquille O'Neal! Jordan goes down again! Shaq picks up Jordan and... DON'T SHAQ! JUST DON'T! OH MY GOSH! THE SHAQ ATTACK ON THE STEEL STEPS! Chokeslam! Michael Jordan's out cold! Just make the cover, Shaquille O' Neal! Come on!

1.....2.....3!

Shaquille O' Neal brutalized Michael Jordan.....and MJ looks hurt. The medics are making their way to the ring and Shaq is swinging the chair at them........COME ON, SHAQ! Enough is enough.....Shaq now places Michael Jordan's head in that chair....NO! WAIT! Here comes 005! 005 turns Shaq around and nails him with a Super Kick! 005 picks up Shaq and tosses him out the ring. The medics are now able to get into the ring and aid MJ! Damn you, Shaq!

Shaq def. Michael Jordan via Shaq Attack(Chokeslam)on top of steel steps at 9:57.
(She-Hulk's Theme)

Nick: Here comes the GWA Woman's Champion, She-Hulk! She-Hulk has proven herself to be a great Woman's Champion giving everyone and anyone a shot. Who will accept She-Hulk's challenge tonight?

(Tifa Lockhart Theme)

Nick: Here comes Tifa Lockhart! Tifa was one of the ladies recently brought in by 005. Looks like she's not wasting time as she answers She-Hulk's open challenge.

DING!

Here we go! Lock up to start! Fireman's Carry takedown by She-Hulk. Another lock up! Arm Drag by Tifa Lockhart! Lock up again! Headlock Takedown by She-Hulk! Lock up! Tifa with a Snapmare and... a knee to the back! She-Hulk gets back up and... Dropkick by Tifa? No! Blocked by She-Hulk! She-Hulk now with a Fujiwara Armbar! No! Tifa rolls forward! Dropkick by She-Hulk? No! Blocked by Tifa! Lock up once more! Punch by She-Hulk! Punch! Punch! Punch! Irish Whip to the ropes by She-Hulk! Ooh! Nice Powerslam! She-Hulk now... with a Cross Armbreaker applied! Tifa needs to act!

Hold up! Tifa grapevines She-Hulk's left ankle and she's punching that ankle! Punch! Punch! Punch! The Cross Armbreaker's broken! Tifa with a hold of her own now! Leglock! She-Hulk... backing up towards the bottom rope and... she gets there! Tifa lets go! Both women back up and... another lock up! Tifa gets behind She-Hulk and... German Suplex! Tifa picks up She-Hulk... Oh! European Uppercut by She-Hulk! Punch! Punch! Punch! Clothesline by She-Hulk! Elbow Drop!

She picks up Tifa and Irish Whips her to the ropes! Clothesline? No! Tifa ducks! Bouncing off the ropes and... Flying Head Scissors Takedown by Tifa Lockhart! She-Hulk's back up and... back down with a Dropkick by Tifa! She-Hulk's back and Tifa sends her to the ropes! Whoa! Leap Frog counter by She-Hulk! Bounces off the ropes and... Cross Body! She-Hulk now picks up Tifa and... a Suplex! Now She-Hulk... puts on a Chin Lock!

Fan's loving the action here so far! Tifa getting back up and gives She-Hulk some elbow shots to the gut! Back Suplex by Tifa! Tifa picks up She-Hulk and sends her to the ropes! Oh my! A Sleeper Hold! A great display of wrestling art here! She-Hulk staying calm here and... grabs the ropes! Tifa lets go! Tifa charges at She-Hulk... but She-Hulk catches him with a Hammerlock! Wait! Tifa counters with a Hammerlock of her own! Ooh! Elbow shots to the face by She-Hulk! Elbow! Elbow! Elbow! DDT Hold! Wait! Single Arm Suplex by She-Hulk! Methodically sound!

Fans: TECHNICAL! TECHNICAL! TECHNICAL! TECHNICAL!

The Fans appreciates true wrestling! She-Hulk picks up Tifa and sends her to the ropes! Wow! A great Spinning Wheel Kick by She-Hulk! She-Hulk now... locks in the Cross Armbreaker again! Tifa Lockhart has to get out! Tifa trying to spring back up! He does! He still has to get his arm free! She Irish Whips Owen to the ropes! Hurricarana by Tifa! A pin!

1...2...

She-Hulk kicks out! Tifa picks up She-Hulk and sends him to the corner! Tifa charges and... kick to the face by She-Hulk! She puts Tifa in the corner and starts punching her in the gut! Punch! Punch! Punch! She-Hulk sets up Tifa at the top. What's She-Hulk got here? GOODNESS! Top Rope Hurricarana by She-Hulk! Tifa landed awkwardly, though! The GWA referee goes to check on her and...

OH GOSH! Top Rope Elbow Drop by She-Hulk catches both Tifa LOckhart and the referee! The ref's now out! Oh great! No referee! She-Hulk spots this and she exits the ring! She's getting out a steel chair! She gets back in the ring with the steel chair and he waits for Tifa to get back up! Tifa does and...

WHAM!

Steel chair shot right to the back!

WHAM!

Another steel chair shot to the back! She-Hulk places the steel chair down in the center of the ring!

Chicago Fans: SHE-HULK! SHE-HULK! SHE-HULK! SHE-HULK!

The Fans doesn't mind this one bit! Can we get a new referee in here? She-Hulk picks up Tifa and... WAIT! Tifa's punching the crap out of She-Hulk! Desperation! Irish Whip to the corner by Tifa! Clothesline in the corner! Tifa puts She-Hulk up at the top and... Oh no!

OH MY GOSH! Top Rope Suplex onto the steel chair! She-Hulk takes a big hit!

What the Hell is this? It's... It's Cloud Strife! A special guest referee here! That is Cloud's thing to do! Cloud Strife enters the ring! Tifa now picks up She-Hulk and... counter by She-Hulk! European Uppercut! Small Package! Pin!

Cloud: 1............2............

WHAT THE HELL? A VERY slow count by Cloud there! She-Hulk's getting pissed! She-Hulk picks up Tifa and gets behind her! Backslide pin!

Cloud: 1............2............

OH COME ON, CLOUD! Another slow count! She-Hulk's REALLY pissed off now! She-Hulk picks up Tifa again and... Another Suplex?!?! WHAT? Huh? SHE-HULK! TURN AROUND!

WHAM!

Cloud just picked up the steel chair and unloaded on She-Hulk with the steel chair! What the Hell are you doing, Cloud? Tifa's slow to get up... and she's going to the top rope! Feeling froggy again, Tifa? BOOM! FROG SPLASH BY TIFA LOCKHART! Pin!

Cloud: 1...2...3!

Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart just screwed She-Hulk out of her Woman's Title! Damn it, first, Shaq brutalizes Michael Jordan......now this! Damn it.....The crowd here in Chicago are booing Cloud and Tifa out of the buliding and I don't blame them!

Tifa Lockhart def. She-Hulk via Frog Splash at 13:05.
(Sagat's Theme)

Nick: Here comes Sagat! This issue between Sagat and Godzilla started at the Rumble In The Ring where Sagat eliminated Godzilla. Godzilla responded by eliminating Sagat and powerbombing him thru my announce table. Sagat looks to chop the mighty Godzilla down!

(Godzilla's Theme)

Nick: Here comes Godzilla.....being joined by Ahsoka from Star Wars. I wonder what this is about! Godzilla looks confident. Can Godzilla beat the Muay Thai God? We are about to find out!

DING!

Sagat and Godzilla are staring one another down. Sagat pushes Godzilla......Godzilla responds with a push of his own......Sagat charges and catches Godzilla with a Spinning Tiger Uppercut! Pin!

1..

Godzilla powers out of that pin! Sagat looks surprised but he’s on the attack. Sagat with some Axe Handle shots to the back of Godzilla. Godzilla pushes Sagat off and catches him with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Sagat needs to be very wary of Godzilla’s offence. Godzilla is big but like Sagat, Godzilla is capable of executing some highly athletic moves of his own. Godzilla picks up Sagat and whips him into the ropes. Godzilla with a Spinning Wheel Kick! See what I mean? Godzilla is athletic as well. Godzilla goes for the pin but Sagat kicks out with great haste. Godzilla picks up Sagat and lifts him up. Godzilla going for a Body Press…..but Sagat counters with an Eye Rake. Sagat now……with a Belly to Belly to Godzilla! What strength shown by Sagat! Sagat now taunting Ahsoka……and he gets a Yakuza Kick for his troubles! Pin by Godzilla!

1….

Sagat kicks out! Ahsoka now tosses in a steel chair! Oh boy, Godzilla picks the chair up and swings but Sagat rolls out of the way. Sagat ducks another chair shot and Super Kicks the chair back in Godzilla’s face. Ahsoka looks concerned for Godzilla. Sagat climbs the top rope and he’s setting up for something……Sagat going for a Crossbody! He connects but Godzilla caught him and rolls up to his feet. Godzilla with a Front Slam! Sagat might regret going to the top rope right about now. Godzilla bounces off the ropes and OH NO! Godzilla drops the elbow on Sagat! Pin!

1…..2..

Sagat kicks out! Ahsoka is setting up a table on the outside. What does she have in mind? Godzilla now tosses Sagat in the corner! Godzilla bounces off the ropes and connects with a Big Body Splash in the corner! Godzilla now tosses Sagat to the outside but Sagat hangs onto the apron. Godzilla’s now going onto the apron….this could get ugly. Ahsoka now adjusting the table…..Godzilla approves and he has Sagat by the throat. Sagat with a Low Blow on Godzilla! Oh Boy! What is Sagat doing? OH MY GAWD! Tiger Bomb through the table! Sagat lifting the monstrous Godzilla up and driving him thru the table. Sagat with a pin!

1…..2…

Godzilla kicks out! Sagat picks him up and kicks Godzilla in the groin! And steps back and connects with the Tiger Destruction(Shining Wizard)! Pin!

1…..2…..

Godzilla barely manages to kick out! Sagat looks angry but he better keep his focus on Godzilla. Ahsoka is trying to encourage Godzilla to get up. Sagat now turns his attention to Ahsoka! Oh no! Ahsoka runs away from Sagat! WAIT! It’s Juri Han! She has Ahsoka……Sagat is telling Juri to bring Ahsoka to the ring. Sagat now brings a table into the ring! Oh Come On, Sagat! You aren’t going to attack a girl! Juri rolls Ahsoka into the ring! Sagat places Ahsoka on the table! And Juri is on the top rope……Don’t do it, Juri! WAIT! Godzilla’s back up and he looks unhappy! Godzilla shakes the ropes and Juri slips. Sagat charges at Godzilla……Godzilla catches Sagat by the throat and delivers a Chokeslam from Tokyo! Juri is still on the top rope…..Ahsoka rolls off the table and Juri flips Godzilla off. UH OH! Ahsoka runs up the top rope and she’s exchanging punches with Juri. Ahsoka has control and she pushes Juri off the top rope. Godzilla places Sagat on the table. Ahsoka now standing on the top rope. Godzilla picks up Juri and he has her set up….for the Atomic Bomb! WAIT….HOLY SH*T! Godzilla and Ahsoka with a Powerbomb and Senton onto Juri on top of Sagat thru the table. Godzilla bounces off the ropes and connects with a Leg Drop! Pin!

1…..2…..3!

Godzilla wins! Despite Juri’s involvement, Godzilla and Ahsoka show that they are a unit as they work together to stop Sagat and Juri.

Godzilla def. Sagat via Leg Drop at 11:01.

(Luigi's Theme)

Nick: Here comes the GWA Hardcore Champion, Luigi! Luigi hasn't had much action since he beat Tails Doll for that Hardcore Title belt but he has been training in preparation for Rick Taylor. Can Luigi successfully defend his belt?

(Rick Taylor's Theme)

Nick: Here comes Rick Taylor! Rick Taylor had a hell of showing on GWA Rumble In The Ring which brought him to this match with Luigi! Can Rick win the Hardcore Title tonight? We are about to find out!

DING!

Here's the action! Rick Taylor tries to catch Luigi, but Luigi rolls out of the way! Rick tries again but Luigi flips out of the way! Luigi's bouncing off the ropes and... a Flying Double Knee Strike takes down Rick! Elbow Drop by Luigi! He picks up Rick and gets behind him. Half Nelson? Slam! Half Nelson Slam! Another Elbow Drop by Luigi! He picks up Rick and... Rick counters with an elbow shot to the face! Rick now... Ooh! Knife Edge Chop! Rick with an elbow shot! Another Knife Edge Chop! Ooh! Another one! And another one! Luigi feels his chest!

Rick gives Luigi a chop to the back of the neck! Another chop to the neck! Clothesline by Rick takes Luigi down! Rick picks up Luigi and Irish Whips him to the ropes. Clothesline? No! Luigi ducks and he bounces off the ropes. Lou Thesz Press by Luigi! Luigi picks up Rick and he runs to the ropes again. Ooh! Chop Block by Luigi! Targeting Rick's lower body! Luigi now... going for a submission hold but Rick ain't having it! Elbow shot! Another one! Another elbow shot! Rick gets back up and picks up Luigi. Suplex! Rick picks up Luigi again and... a nice turn around for a Russian Leg Sweep!

Rick picks up Luigi and sends him to the corner! Ooh! A Running Clothesline by Rick Taylor! Oh wait! Here he goes! Knife Edge Chop! Another Chop! Another one! Oh my gosh! a series of Knife Edge Chops to Luigi's chest! Luigi is feeling the pain now! That was like... over 20 Chops! Way to go, Rick Taylor!

Fans: RICK! RICK! RICK! RICK!

Rick now places Luigi at the top! What's he got in mind? Wait! Luigi in the Suplex hold but he's battling back! Punch! Punch! Punch! Headbutt! Oh wait! No! No! NO! OH MY GOSH! A Suplex from the top rope down to the floor by Luigi! Both guys hit the floor hard, though!

Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Fans into this! Both guys are slow to get up but they do! Ouch! Another Knife Edge Chop by Rick Taylor! Ow! Oh! Crap! Eek! Whoa! Five more of them! Rick gets behind Luigi, takes him to the barricade and... Oh my! A Russian Leg Sweep against the barricade! Rick made sure not to hit the barricade himself! Methodical and painful is this match! Wow!

Rick Taylor picks up Luigi and... slams his face against the apron! Wait! Luigi counters and slams Rick's face against the apron! A few punches to the face! Luigi puts Rick back in the ring and... a quick stomp to the face! Luigi picks up Rick and Irish Whips him to the corner! Luigi punches Rick Taylor down in the corner! Wait a minute! With Rick down, Luigi uses both feet to stomp on him! A series of fast stomps! That's called the Rapid Mushroom Stomp! Luigi picks up Rick in the corner and turns him around. He places Rick up at the top and lets him down in a Tree of Woe!

What's this? OH GOSH! A Tree of Woe Neckbreaker! That had to hurt! Rick gets down! Luigi goes for an Elbow Drop and... Rick gets out of the way! Rick gets back up and... Knife Edge Chop! WAIT! DDT! Hook to both legs by Rick!

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No! Luigi kicks out! Rick picks up Luigi and... gives him a Brainbuster! Just painful! Shaking off the Tree of Woe Neckbreaker, Rick goes up to the top rope. Moonsault! What a well done Moonsault by Rick! A cover!

1...2...

Luigi kicks out again! Rick picks up Luigi... but Luigi counters with a Clothesline! Both guys up... Luigi jumps onto Rick! What? Victory Roll! Double Victory Roll? Pin!

1...2...

NO! Kick out by Rick! Luigi picking up Rick again and... a Hammerlock Scoop Slam! Luigi's feeling it here! He again picks up Rick Taylor and... GOODNESS! Reverse Cutthroat Suplex! Luigi! Make the cover! Don't play up to the crowd! Luigi picks up Rick again? For what? Uh-oh! I know!

Koopa Toss? NO! Blocked by Rick! He sends Luigi to the ropes and... a BIG Dropkick by Rick Taylor! He picks up Luigi again and... HERE WE GO! This could be Rick's bread and butter! Splatterhouse Slam? Luigi trying to elbow his way out of it! Elbow! Elbow! Elbow!

BUT RICK TAYLOR HITS IT ANYWAY! Splatterhouse Slam by Rick Taylor! A hook to both legs!

Fans: 1....2....3!

Rick Taylor has done it! Rick is the new GWA Hardcore Champion! Rick a little while ago went from unemployed to being the current GWA Hardcore Champion. What a road for the Splatterhouse Superstar!

Rick Taylor def Luigi via Splatterhouse Slam(Chokeslam) at 11:45.
(Sonic The Hedgehog Theme)

Nick: Here comes Sonic. Sonic and Knuckles have been on a major role since Knuckles came back. Knuckles won the Rumble granting himself a GWA Title match at Wrestlepalooza! This match is to determine who will face the winner after the said event. Sonic looks determined but he better be ready cause his opponent is one foe he won't soon forget.

(Mega-Man X Theme)

Nick: Mega-Man X seems to be more aggressive and more determined than his previous counterpart. X removed both Proto-Man and Dr. Wily from GWA........Mega-Man X is a force to be reckon with in GWA.

DING!

There's the bell! Greco-Roman Knuckle Lock! Sonic The Hedgehog twists Mega-Man X's right arm around and gives him a knee to the gut! Monkey Toss by Sonic! He stomps on X's right arm! Sonic picks up X and Irish Whips him to the ropes. Belly to Belly Suplex! Well done by Sonic! He picks up Mega-Man X and... a Gutwrench Suplex! Sonic picks up X again and... a Hammerlock Suplex! Chris Hero would love that! Sonic starting off strong here! Kick to the right hamstring! Hamstring Pull! DDT Drop on the right leg! This is a bold Hedgehog!

Sonic picks up X... No! Thumb to the eye by X! The Maverick gets up and he starts punching Sonic in the face! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Knife Edge Chop! European Uppercut! Dropkick! Sonic back up... and goes back down via Headlock Takedown by X! Quick Head Scissors by sonic to get out of it and... a quick Arm Drag by Mega-Man X! Look! Body Scissors by X! You rarely see this move! Ooh! And a Hammerlock for submission combo! Can Sonic figure out this puzzle? He uses his free arm to grab the ropes! X lets go!

X picks up Sonic and... locks in the Bear Hug! X trying to squeeze the life out of Sonic! Hey! Sonic is fighting back! Elbow shots to the head! Elbow! Elbow! Elbow! Guillotine Hold! Bear Hug's broken! Knee to the gut by Sonic! A series of them! Wait! Sonic changes it up to a Bulldog? No! What? GOODNESS! A Semi-Cradle Bus Driver? Talk about Unorthodox!

Sonic picks up X and... gives him a Suplex! Sonic rolling X around and... Yes! Haas of Pain! Add a Hammerlock to that! The hedgehog is bringing it to the Maverick! X... squirming about and... gets a finger on the bottom rope! Sonic breaks it! Sonic goes over to X... and X with an Eye Rake! Clothesline! X picks up Sonic and gets behind him. Oh no! Full Nelson! Swinging Sonic around like Chris Masters! Sonic is in trouble here! Wait! Sonic walks up the turnbuckle and...

OH MY GOSH! They both go crashing down to the outside! X is back up pretty quickly! He picks up Sonic and... OH CRAP! Brainbuster on the floor! Vicious! He picks up Sonic again and... sends him crashing into the barricade! X picks up Sonic and... Oh my! A Flapjack on the floor! Take it back in the ring, X! He gets Sonic back in the ring and... he's now punching the crap out of him! Come on! Now X has a Crossface on!

Fans: LET'S GO SONIC! LET'S GO X! LET'S GO SONIC! LET'S GO X!

The fans seem to be mixed in their reactions! Sonic must escape the Crossface! Sonic... gets a foot under the ropes! X lets go! X picks up Sonic and... Atomic Drop! Oh man! A Side Waistlock afterwards! OH GOSH! Hold the phone! LOW BLOW! Kick to the balls by Sonic! X goes down! Sonic rolls X over and... Oh wow! Shades of Perry Saturn! The Batista Bite! Planet Rings by Sonic The Hedgehog! Sonic calls that The Hedgehog Bite! Like a... Crippler Abdominal Stretch? Sonic now squeezing the life out of Mega-Man X! X... gets a foot under the ropes and X breaks it!

Sonic picks up X and Irish Whips him to the ropes. Clothesline? X ducks! Bouncing off the ropes and... Sleeper Hold by Mega-Man X! He's trying to wear down the energetic Sonic! WAIT! PAINFUL! Sleeper Suplex by X! He picks up Sonic and... a Headlock Takedown! Headlock is applied! Cranking on that head! WAIT! X changes it to a grounded Hammerlock! Knee to the Hammerlocked left arm!

WAIT! Sonic rolls out of the Hammerlock and twists X's arm around! Whoa! Swinging Neckbreaker! Sonic rolls X over and... Here we go! Cutthroat Crippler Crossface! by Sonic!

Chicago Fans: SONIC! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* SONIC! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Feel the Round 2 intensity here! Whoa! They both roll on the mat and... X with a pin!

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Sonic with the shoulder up! X now picks up Sonic and gets behind him! German Suplex! German Suplex! A third German Suplex! Triple German Suplexes by X! Does Mega-Man X have this? Mega-Man X picks Sonic up and drops him with the X Driver! Pin!

1.....2.....

Sonic kicks out! X picks up Sonic again and... a Backbreaker! Now an Elbow Drop by X! X wanting to punish Sonic here as he picks him up again... but Sonic grabs and twists his arm! Perfect Inside Cradle! Pin!

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NO! X kicked out! X picks up X and sends him to the corner! Clothesline! No! X with an elbow counter! And... X with a Bulldog! Now X's... just stomping the crap out of Sonic! X picks up Sonic and... OH SNAP! Slap to the face by Sonic!

WAIT! Sonic has X up on his shoulders! Helicopter Spin! WHOA! Widowmaker to complete the combo! He calls that the Tornado Slam! Sonic feeling his head, but he picks up X!

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! SONIC SLAM(Rock Bottom)! Pin!

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NO! Shoulder up by X! How? I don't know! Sonic looks pissed! He picks X back up and... TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE CROSSFACE! X's fading! He's fading! X gets Sonic to roll again like earlier... BUT IT DOESN'T WORK HERE! Center of the ring! Crossface! What can X do here?

Mega-Man X: *TAP OUT*

Sonic has done it! Sonic is the number 1 contender for the GWA Title after Wrestlepalooza. Knuckles makes his way to the ring and he's celebrating with Sonic. OH BOY! Mega-Man X is up and he doesn't look too happy about losing but what's this? Mega-Man X offers his hand to Sonic. How about that.....Mega-Man X despite losing the match decides to show some sportsmanship. Mega-Man X and Sonic shakes hands and X leaves the ring. What a special moment for Sonic!

Sonic The Hedgehog def Mega-Man X via Submission(Crossface) at 17:34.
(Captain Falcon's Theme)

Nick: Here comes Captain Falcon! Captain Falcon is the current GWA International Champion! But tonight, he looks to unify that title with the GWA Internet Title! But, he knows that won't be easy!

(Simon Belmont's Theme)

Nick: Here comes the GWA Internet Champion, Simon Belmont! Simon has had quite the run on GWA winning the GWA Heavyweight and Internet Titles. Can he be the one to unify both titles tonight?

DING!

Simon and Captain Falcon, two champions.......two men looking to be the first GWA Television Champion. Captain Falcon has been a fighting champion fighting the likes of Zod and Solid Snake. Simon has been a rising star in GWA winning the GWA Heavyweight Title in a Fatal-4-Way by pinning Wolverine. Simon lost the title to the Nostalgia Critic but he defeated Gary Oak to win the GWA Internet Title bring him to this night where he will fight Captain Falcon to unify both titles. And here we go...........lock up between Simon and Captain Falcon........and we are at a stalemate.

Simon and Captain Falcon shake hands.......showing signs of respect between the two men. Captain Falcon starts off taking Simon down with a Arm Drag. Simon gets up and takes the Captain down with a Judo Flip. Simon with a Headlock......Captain Falcon grabs Simon's head with his legs and Simon kips up out of the Neck Scissors. We are so far at a stalemate! Simon and Captain Falcon lock up again........Simon goes for a Knee Lift but Captain Falcon blocks that and takes Simon down with Belly to Belly Suplex! Captain Falcon bounces off the ropes and goes for Running Knee Drop but Simon rolls out the way. Simon knocks Captain Falcon down with Discus Elbow! Pin!

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Captain Falcon kicks out! Simon remains calm. Simon picks up Captain Falcon and it looks like he's setting up for the Death Nail but Captain Falcon wiggles out. Captain Falcon goes for the Falcon Punch but Simon ducks the punch! These two are trying to end the match as quick as possible. The crowd is so far on the edge of their seats. Captain Falcon goes for a Big Boot but Simon catches his foot and spins him around......WOOOO! What a Knife Edge Chop by Simon Belmont! Captain Falcon knocked to his knees by that chop. Simon bounces off the ropes and spikes Captain Falcon on his head with a DDT! Pin!

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Captain Falcon kicks out! Simon looks determined as usual. He wants to be the GWA Television Champion but he realizes that Captain Falcon won't let him win the title easily. Simon climbs the top rope and he's begging for Captain Falcon to get up......Simon posing for the crowd.....Captain Falcon runs up the top rope and hits a BIG Butterfly Suplex to Simon Belmont! Simon looks dazed and confused as he's sat up from that Butterfly Suplex......Captain Falcon bounces off the ropes and connects with the Shining Wizard! Pin!

1.....2..

Simon kicks out! Captain Falcon seems to be in control after that top rope Butterfly Suplex! Captain Falcon picks up Simon and whips him off the ropes.......Simon ducks the clothesline......and Spears Captain Falcon! Simon has the advantage now! Simon now has the legs of Captain Falcon and locks in a Sharpshooter! Captain Falcon is trouble now......Captain Falcon is crawling to the ropes.....Can he get to the ropes? He's almost there.......but Simon drags him back to the middle of the ring. Captain Falcon might have to tap out.....but wait......Captain Falcon using his leg strength powers Simon down and locks in a Ankle Lock! Now, Simon is the one fighting the urge to tap out but Simon gets to the ropes! Captain Falcon breaks the hold.......he picks up Simon and tosses him to the outside. What's Captain Falcon thinking? Captain Falcon bounces off the ropes......OH MY!!!!!!! Captain Falcon with a Spinning Falcon Punch thru the ropes catching Simon right in the jaw! What a move by Captain Falcon! Captain Falcon picks Simon up and tosses him back into the ring! Captain Falcon with the pin!

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Simon kicks out! I can't believe it! Simon manages to kick out of a variant of the Falcon Punch! Captain Falcon picks up Simon and gets an Uppercut for his troubles! WAIT! Simon picks Captain Falcon up and drops him with the Death Nail! Pin!

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No! Captain Falcon kicks out! Simon looks pissed that Captain Falcon kicked out of that. Simon climbs the top rope.....and he wants Captain Falcon to get up. Simon leaps......and got nailed with that Falcon Punch in midair! That beat Solid Snake at Rumble in the Ring! Pin!

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No! Simon kicks out! Captain Falcon having to use the ropes to get up! Simon is up somehow and he's begging for Captain Falcon to bring it! The Falcon Punch connects again! But, Simon is stirring once again! Captain Falcon rears back and hits another Falcon Punch! Pin!

1.....2.....3!

It's over! Captain Falcon wins! Captain Falcon is the new GWA Television Champion! Captain Falcon picks up Simon and they shake hands.......these two put on one hell of a match but in the end, Captain Falcon proved to be the better competitor!

Captain Falcon def. Simon Belmont via 2 Falcon Punches at 14:00.
(Spongebob Squarepants Theme)

Nick: It's Spongebob. I wonder why is he making his way to the ring.....? WAIT....this is the debut match for the newest member of the creepypasta bros.....!

(The Creepypasta Bros Theme)

Nick: Well, it's time! Who is the newest member of the Creepypasta Bros? Hello? Is anyone going to come out? WAIT...there's a circle of fire....and someone's emerging from it.......WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? It's Sonic.EXE! He's back! OH NO! This is bad! Spongebob looks horrified and he has a right to.....I thought Tails Doll sent him to oblivion! It's doesn't look like he did!

DING!

I can't believe it. Sonic.EXE is back! And he's a member of the Creepypasta Bros! Sonic.EXE was sent of oblivion after Tails Doll hit him in the head with a sledgehammer causing him to fall. But, it seems that Sonic.EXE has forgiven Tails Doll. Sonic.EXE takes Spongebob Squarepants down with a Running Back Elbow. Sonic.EXE seems to be more aggressive than ever. He picks up Spongebob and spikes him on his head with a DDT! The one who calls himself God is here to dominate. And Spongebob doesn't have a snowball's chance of beating Sonic.EXE. Sonic.EXE picks up Spongebob and connects with the EXE Driver(Michinoku Driver). Pin!

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WHAT THE? Patrick Star just came from the crowd and splashed the ref? Sonic.EXE saw that and he drops Patrick on his head with a Piledriver! WAIT! It's Sandy.....Sandy tosses a chair to Sonic.EXE and kicks the chair in Sonic.EXE's face! What the hell is going on? Sandy climbs the top rope and hits Sonic.EXE with a 450 Knee Drop! Sandy picks up Sonic.EXE and signals for Spongebob to do something.....Spongebob grabs the chair and bashes Sonic.EXE over the head with the chair. Spongebob goes for the pin! Sandy wakes the ref up and disappears!

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Sonic.EXE kicks out! Spongebob almost got a win! I can't believe what I'm seeing. The ref is using the ropes to get to his feet. Spongebob and Patrick take Sonic.EXE down with a Combination Cutter(Au Revoir) behind the ref's back! Spongebob goes for the pin once more!

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Ben Drowned pulls the ref out of the ring! Tails Doll grabs Patrick and tosses him to the outside. Ben Drowned grabs Spongebob and spikes him on his head with the Instadeath! Tails Doll has Patrick on his shoulders! Can You Feel The Sunshine? Thru my announce table to Patrick! Sonic.EXE is back up on his feet and he picks up Spongebob......EXE Driver! Here comes another ref!

1.....2.....3!

Sonic.EXE wins despite interference from Patrick and even Sandy Cheeks herself. Tails Doll picks up Spongebob and tosses him to the outside! The Creepypasta Bros seem even more dangerous now that Sonic.EXE is back and on their side.

Sonic.EXE def. Spongebob Squarepants via EXE Driver at 6:56.
(The Nostalgia Critic Theme)

Nick: Here comes the GWA Heavyweight Champion, The Nostalgia Critic. Love him or hate him, the Critic works hard in the ring and gets the job done. Can he get it done tonight against Axle Foley?

(Axle Foley Theme)

Nick: What's this? We have a full on trumpet and drum choir on the ramp and they are playing Axle down to the ring! Axle Foley seems confident and happy and who would blame him? He's the GWA Champion and he could the Undisputed GWA Champion.

DING!

This is it! The main event of No Xscape........The Nostalgic Critic vs Axle Foley..........The GWA Heavyweight Champion vs the GWA Champion.......this is to determine the Undisputed GWA Champion. The Critic defeated Master Chief, the AVGN and Simon Belmont to get here.....while Axle Foley survived the Dungeon of Doom and Sonic The Hedgehog. But, in this match, the winner will face Knuckles at Wrestlepalooza. This is for the future of GWA as a whole. The Critic and Axle lock up..........The Critic takes Foley down with a Hip Toss.........Foley responds with an Arm Drag.......The Critic responds with a Drop Toe Facecrusher.......The Critic attempts an STF but Axle grabs the bottom rope. We get a clean break. The Critic and Axle lock up once again......Axle kicks the Critic in the gut and takes him down with a Snap Suplex. Axle bounces off the ropes and drops his leg across the chest of the Critic. The Critic gets back up and Axle knocks him down with a Clothesline. Another Clothesline, Axle bounces off the ropes and connects with another Clothesline. The Critic is trouble already as Axle Foley goes behind! Axle connects with the Axel-Plex(Regal-Plex). Pin!

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The Nostalgia Critic kicks out! Axle trying to end the match early but the Critic refuses to stay down. Axle grabs at the Critic.....The Critic grabs him......Mic Check! This early? Pin!

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Axle Foley kicks out! These two aren't wasting time! Two finishing moves within 14 seconds......they are determined to end this match as quick as possible. The Critic picks up Axle Foley and locks in the Million Dollar Dream (Modified Cobra Clutch). Axle's in deep trouble as he struggles to reach the ropes………but he counters the hold with a Jawbreaker. The Critic is going to need that to keep his career alive……Axle Foley ducks the punch…..and catches the Critic in the face with a Front Kick!

Axle picks up The Critic and... Dropkick? No! The Critic blocked it! Clothesline! Another Clothesline! Axle's back up and The Critic kicks him in the gut! Swinging Neckbreaker by the Critic! The Critic taunts Axle then picks him up! Jawbreaker by Axle! A stinging Knife Edge Chop! Axle picks up The Critic and gets behind him! German Suplex! 2nd German Suplex! Axle goes for a 3rd German Suplex but the Critic catches Axle in the face with a Back Elbow! The Critic seems to be in pain as he tosses Axle Foley in the corner…….The Critic places Axle on the top rope…..and this isn’t good. Here we go…….Superplex by the Nostalgia Critic! Wait a minute! WHAT THE HELL? It’s Little Mac, What’s he doing here? Little Mac just hit the ref with a Star Punch! Now, he picks up Axle Foley and hits him with a Star Punch! The Critic turns Little Mac around and drops him with the Mic Check! The Critic picks Little Mac and tosses him to the outside. WAIT A MINUTE! It’s Niko Bellic! Niko turns the Critic around and…………hits the Liberty City Driver onto the Nostalgia Critic! Now, Niko is stomping away on Axle Foley and Little Mac rushes in to help Niko! WAIT! Here’s comes Johnny Bravo and Magilla Gorilla! Magilla Macho is coming to stop Little Mac and Axle Foley from ruining this match! Johnny Bravo tosses Niko to the outside……and Magilla is lifting up Little Mac…..Magilla with the Gorilla Press…..tossing Little Mac into Niko Bellic. The ref is slowly back to his feet and so are both of the competitors.

Axle and The Critic are just throwing punches! Back and forth, they go! The Critic ducks a punch! Mic Check! The Critic hits Axle with the Mic Check! Pin!

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Kick out by Axle Foley! Little Mac and Niko Bellic tried to ruin this match but thanks to Magilla Macho, the match seems to be in control. The Critic picks up Axle Foley......Axle with desperation punches to the gut and knocks the Critic down with an Uppercut. Axle seems to have been revitalized and he knocks the Critic down with a Flying Forearm, a Clothesline, Atomic Drop and a Scoop Slam! Now, Axle climbs the top rope and nails a BIG Elbow Drop to the Critic! Axle picks up the Critic and gets behind him.......Axle-Plex! Axle Foley hit the Axle-Plex! It's over! Pin!

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WAIT! Prince just pulled the ref out the ring and now, he's stomping away at Axle Foley. Prince picks him and tosses him in the corner. Prince sits Axle on the top rope. WAIT! Oh No! Prince is setting up for the Purple Rain Plunge from the top rope! And he connects! Prince leaves the ring and tosses the ref back in! The Nostalgia Critic is up but he doesn't know what happened.....he picks up Axle Foley and drops him with the Mic Check! Pin!

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The Nostalgia Critic wins thanks to Prince. And the Critic just realized what happened....and the Critic isn't too happy right now but he's the Undisputed GWA Champion now, what a shocking end to No Xscape! Good Night, Everyone!

Nostalgia Critic def. Axle Foley via Mic Check at 20:17.
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