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Topic Started: Jul 26 2011, 10:42 AM (330 Views)
cassidy981
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Well, Justin Bieber has the smallest d*ck.
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Otsdarva
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I've heard that joke a million times. What I love is you just plug in the name at the end to fit the moment haha.
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cassidy981
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*applause*

I have another one.

Moses, Jesus, and a beard man are playing golf.

Moses starts first and the ball flew high but is going in the pond, he raises his club and the pond splits and the ball safety rolled to the other side of the pond.

Jesus then hit the ball and flew high but also flying towards the pond, the ball then hovered above the pond and safety rolled to the other side of the pond.

The beard man hit the ball and hit the fence and flew to the highway, a truck hit the ball and flew to a pond, this is another pond, a lily pond, where a frog took the ball and an eagle caught the frog and just flew about the hole, the flog dropped the ball and thats it, the beard man won.

Moses then talked to jesus, 'I hate playing with your dad.'
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Raxus Turn II
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You guys...
*Rolls eyes*
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cassidy981
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You can read the book Plato and the Papyrus, a philosophy books with a handful of jokes.
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Tyrizken
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I've heard that one too many times
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Otsdarva
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Ah... internet humor.
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Va1L
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Jul 28 2011, 01:26 AM
-_-
I was tryin to be friendly. See you always do this. Remember the Christmas party at my Grandmas?!
I know the Turkey was overcooked but you didnt have to go out pointing it out to her. She is near 90, no need to go get her panties in a bunch, but no, here comes all big bad Adam being all blunt and ruining Christmas for my 90 yr old grandma.

OOC: Btw, this is entirely made up for you lacking an imagination and sense of humor.
Remember your bachelor party? or for that matter, River's Bachelorette party?
Remember how I paid a bunch of ugly ass guys to dress up as strippers to 'entertain' her?
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Otsdarva
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Night life has been captured by Bronies. HELL YES.
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Tyrizken
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Jul 29 2011, 03:48 PM
Night life has been captured by Bronies. HELL YES.
We are going to be put into the Hall of Fame.
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cassidy981
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Please do not bring the ponies into this one as well...
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1. Ost are you a female with your ponies all over?
2. Yes V, that was a wild night... and dont worry... about that night.... I hardly remember... and in that light... you did look like a girl. I am sure the test results will come back negative.... sorry bout that tho...
^internet gaysex joke ftw^
3. Meh
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Tyrizken
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PONIES SHALL DOMINATE!
ASSIMILATE INTO THE HERD!
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cassidy981
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Oh God... Seriously, are you gay?
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Tyrizken
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-.- TWILIGHT (Vampires) Makes you gay.
Twilight SPARKLE (My Little Pony) Makes you appreciate life and makes you kind.
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